Long.Live.The.King.Of.The.Damned

I would sell my soul to improve my drawing skills, problem is the fandoms have it and they won't give it back.  This is a MULTIFANDOM blog a.k.a. a total mess but mostly I post about ∽LIFE RUINERS ∽SUPERNATURAL ∽HANNIBAL ∽SHERLOCK ∽DOCTOR WHO If fandoms stole my soul ♥DESTIEL♥ stole my heart, they're so in love it hurts. (Johnlock is canon, no one can tell me otherwise) >>EQUAL RIGHTS SUPPORTER

[long-livethekingofthe-damned]

Me: why do I always feel like I'm not good enough for anyone?

My brain: because you're not good enough

Me: oh, right.

[greatwhiteprivilege]

[firefoxed]

why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match

[balkanbruiser]

also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive

[greatwhiteprivilege]

im here for this analysis

[loki-cat2]

One late night, you are up in your bedroom when you hear your mom calling you downstairs. You are halfway down the staircase when all of a sudden, you see your mom in front of her bedroom door, terrified, she whispers, ‘Don’t go downstairs. I heard her, too.’

Who do you believe?

[andrealessi-deactivated20180714]

The one calling me downstairs. They’re lesbians, not ghosts.

[acceptanceineveryshade]

This twist tho, I can’t stop laughing

[skunkbear]

[teamrocketing]

i’m so glad i live in 2016 so i dont have to deal with these massive terrifying animals except the blue whale, but shes gentle and good

[mautlyn-deactivated20170727]

wait is it really called Hell Pig

[mockwa]

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

ah yes, yellow concrete, make russian boy BEEG n STRONK

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

the resigned look on his face is priceless.

[jackass-scientific]

How at the end he gestures with his hands like “what the fuck is this”

[20rn]

being allergic to animals is like being allergic to happiness

[ixrose]

#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers

[urulokid]

#when is chris evans not steve rogers though

[stravaganza]

[an-other-people-deactivated2013]

#when casting is perfect I begin to wonder about Marvel #do they secretly grow these people on farms #let them loose on the world for a while to establish lives #and then cast them as the role they were grown for

[booksandwildthings]

I have

no idea

what you’re

talking about

[skeletoncl0set]

i do believe this is my fifth time reblogging this

[ilovewintersoldiersandsebastian]

apart form sebastian though he goes from this to this

[lastitalianwitcholdblog]

seb’s the weird cousin

[lovemarvel-trash]

@justaweirdthoughtstuff

[smthsmthurmum]

This is amazing oml

[i-is-surrounded-by-idjits]

Seb’s the fanboy they grew to connect with the audience

[itsanerdlife]

@snowyseba This explains everything!

[marveldcmistress]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots on pinterest. I love it.

[themcuhasruinedme]

I think you missed the other fanboy…

[ellysiacat]

Love this

[spidermansgirl-deactivated20191]

Can’t forget the newest recruit! 

[justjames]

My dog is the best anti-depressant going for real

[roslips]

Anybody else thinking about dick?

[cocoanobutter]

All the time

[bustanutsquash-deactivated20170]

oh, well being an asexual i ACTUALLY think about REAL things like SCIENCE.

[roslips]

Literally no one asked

[regularbread]

she sayin dick ain’t real?

[karvinsky]

[dykishly]

lesbians: No thanks. I don’t like men, actually.

men:

[your-art-is-fucking-shit]

Oh yes, because it’s totally not like some men are able to distinguish the difference between a straight and a lesbian No, apparently all men are apparently mindless creatures who crave women and do not know how women function.

[dykishly]

Lesbian: *makes a joking post about straight men*

Straight Men: 

[imactuallyallergictolimes]

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

[ivankitsune]

I’ve actually played the default iPhone ringtone at full blast at Jo-Ann’s during a quick shopping trip.  Just so I could make them slow down to dig their purses out from under a giant pile of bulk fabric, so I could get to the only open checkout lane with my ten items before I had to spend half an hour waiting for them.

I am, in fact, going to hell. But I’m having fun on the way I guess.

[voidbat]

…you’re a fucking genius.

[etiquetteforagentleman]

[pleasedontremember]

[aki-anyway]

When someone says these days sexism and misogyny don’t exist anymore show them this.

[wlwaffle-deactivated20180825]

draw women in post-apocalyptic world settings with armpit hair, leg hair, bushy brows and pubic hair ya cowards,, draw brown women/women with dark thick hair with arm hair and happy trails and sideburns and mustaches i’m sick of seeing silky smooth soapy clean make up wearing post apocalyptic dolled up women next to stinky sweaty crusty men with dirty nails and sweaty clothes and sweaty greasy hair and 3m long ugly beards

[bal-lantine-deactivated20180730]

or, if you must depict women maintaining that shit, at least be interesting about it. I can actually buy someone shaving/putting on makeup if that’s their way of coping, something they do to tether themselves to the past or an ellusive feeling of normalcy. So show me the EFFORT put in, yeah? Show that woman risking a zombie horde because she spotted a fucking tube of scarlet lipstick and christ she hasn’t seen that color in five years but it’s what she wore on her first date with her now-dead husband. Show me the girl who is quietly starting to fucking lose it but covers it up with fanatical commitment to her appearance because if she gets these eyebrows right, maybe no one will notice how she stares at things that aren’t there. I find it completely plausible that some women would go to incredible lengths to maintaining their appearance, because they’ve been socialized all their lives to caring about it, because it’s a part of their identity. So show me how that part gets negotiated with once the world has gone to hell.

[c3rvida3]

Catch me in your local bunker doing a smoky eye with the ashes of my former life.

[shampooligan]

the babadook being a gay icon is really good because it’s totally incomprehensible to straight people. they’re probably trying to dig deep, rationalize, figure out what about the babadook makes him so appealing to lgbt youth, and they’ll inevitably reach a dead end because there’s no real answer. the babadook is gay because we said so

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]