i can be your wonderwall.

[konstantin-somov]

Sleeping Young Woman in Park, 1922, Konstantin Somov

[avatrashh]

Modern Spongebob is wild man

[zachsilberberg]

what the fuck

[space-is-out-there]

[schizocunt-deactivated20200818]

[happyvagrant-deactivated2021102]

@triangleankle

[bortoukali]

[henstomper]

Oh my fucking god… They turned him into Pepsi

[bigstupiduglyogre]

mike we dont have time for this they just turned him into pepsi

[ampervadasz]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Not where I expected this to go.

[aniseandspearmint]

OH

[stimman4000]

goodnight to sexy evil people only

[wahooanswers]

[fraudbible-deactivated20201010]

I deleted your city off my weather app

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

doctors and all other medical specialists during check-ups: "hmmm well it seems like nothing is wrong with you, you say you are having pain? idk take some tylonel and sleep it off i guess, you will probably live"

dentists: "your teeth are yellow as shit and your gums are unhealthy, you only brush twice a day when you should be doing it 4 times an HOUR, WHY don't you floss. i see darkness in your future and the darkness represents cavities, you've got diseases we haven't even seen before, all your shit is fucked up my guy, even your jawline sucks and i don't even test for that, absolutely pathetic. don't show your face here again"

[lakevida]

would you rather be on a five hour drive with a thomas sanders fan or a hazbin hotel fan. and you can’t crash the car i’m sorry

[fortooate]

thomas sanders fan because they might be hung. gimme another

[karrakazz]

got any rationale for this or is it more of an intuitive thing

[fortooate]

honestly i gauge all situations with a ‘will this involve me sucking dick’ metric and a five-hour two-person car trip is a high background reading so i’m mostly playing in the margins here? but thomas sanders is theater kid is horny is might be hung whereas hazbin hotel is not unhorny but horny in a currency i don’t accept. i hope you can understand.

[karrakazz]

i dont, but you seem to, and thats what matters

[enfouled]

[circespigfarm]

[crittizen]

The look on her face when she realizes

[aegri-somnia-vana]

Here’s what they said if you didn’t understand-

Interviewer: What do you think about starting an initiative on campus here at UK, to be more inclusive to women who have penises? So we can put urinals in the womens restroom for them.

Student: Sounds fantastic.

Interviewer: Oh, does it?

Student: Yeah.

Interviewer: What about- Let’s take it one step closer, y'know more- for inclusivity here on campus, but free tampons and pads in the mens restroom for men who have periods?

Student: Sounds great.

Interviewer: Ok- You dont see anything wrong with those statements?

Student: No.

Interviewer: What men do you know with periods?

Student: I generally use- ones like in Willy T* have pads, I use them pretty often.

*(Willy T is the college nickname for their library I’ve heard.)

[lost-clause]

I attend this school and I can confirm 2 things. Yes, our big library is indeed called Willy T AND the day that this stank bitch came to campus everyone was losing their MINDS and kept walking by in hopes of getting chosen to call her out. Immaculate.

[iclimbtreestofeelalive]

i. am on the floor. wheezing. the moment she realizes that not only is she talking to a trans man,, but that SHE COULDN’T CLOCK HIM,, this is high art and i want it written in Big Wedge sharpie on my wall

[my-darling-boy]

I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire

[my-darling-boy]

Ah rabies

[my-darling-boy]

But what if the bat was from my secret gay vampire admirer

[mrjuliosteta-blog]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hogtown-salt]

[argumate]

love to be paid a leather pouch heavy with coin that makes a satisfying clink as the mysterious stranger sets it down meaningfully on the oaken table

[chickadee-znuts]

As a Target cashier who had a guest pay $53 all in quarters yesterday, no you don’t

[evilvillain123456789]

court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards