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Don't worry about itPreviously Veggietrain

[nataliesssch]

[labias]

Omg

[evnw-deactivated20230112]

It really is….be careful

[missnilescrane]

when it’s the fourteenth 

[worthikids]

MORPHEUS

[boota]

[liketwopeasinapod2-deactivated2]

give me the watermelón

[boota]

[determinate-negation]

this is the scariest tweet ive ever seen reading this made me feel like im in the twilight zone

[riseofthecommonwoodpile-deactiv]

<I>what the fuck is buffalo chicken dip</I>

[immortal-maschine]

it’s 2028, alexa informs you that a radiation storm is rolling in from the eastern wastes as your food replicator slowly prints a plate of soy protein wings. your wife holoprojects from work to tell you she has another nine hours at the amazon warehouse and she’s gotta go before she burns her unpaid five minute lunch break. the seven friends you’re sharing a studio apartment with are huddled on the floor, each jacked into vr rigs. the superbowl is endless and your heart is a yawning void.

[fallcaesar]

[c3rvida3]

I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.

[c3rvida3]

Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child’s hand.

[c3rvida3]

I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, “Don’t you FUCKING dare,” so hard that I take psychic damage.

[shitpostinguniverse]

[lovealtars]

THE LOST BOYS (1987)

[unclefather]

@netflix, new idea. you can make a show called “your life” and when i click on it i can watch all the footage that the government has taken of me through my webcam and cellphone. i fucking know. i fucking

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

they killed her before she could finish

[nutsacktorturer]

cat brains are so small but they fit so much bastard into them

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

my mom: it’s really not good to eat past sunset me, whose circadian rhythms have aligned with a nearby raccoon’s: your rules don’t apply here

[goodsprings]

i’ve been sitting here for like 5 minutes trying to think of a caption but i absolutely cannot think of anything funnier than this collection of images

[lesbianrey]

my brother my brother and me

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

you know whats a scam? carpets.

[elsaspants]

you want soft ground? go to a peat bog.

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

you get it!!!

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

perfect outfit idea

[umbralpyro]

Full set bonus.

[wormspeddler]

@pasadenabuzzbomb

[ginger-ale-official]

Just finished replacing all the windows in my car with intricately crafted stained glass that shatters every time I hit a pothole

[best-of-inspirobot]