Captain Swag's Thinkin' Thoughts

I'm 33, from South Mississippi. There's no real theme to this blog, I just want to share things that I think are awesome. Well, that and occasionally post poorly made photoshops. If you actually want to know anything about me, feel free to ask. I'd be happy to answer most questions. Oh, and I go by Seth.

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[pansyfemme]

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

[venatoris]

i made this image for the express purpose of this

[charlesoberonn]

[despazito]

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

[despazito]

good art is when something looks like real life, the more real it looks the more better the art. abstracted figures give my trad children nightmares, one time they were exposed to cubism and couldn't go outside for a week

[shrimpin-aint-easy]

Can you please just have an ounce of shrimpathy?

[loscharlitos]

[marsixm]

mafia goon in the 1940’s who just started transitioning:

[fursonas]

"sorry for party rocking" I don't think you are. I think you're sorry you got caught

[dwinkus]

nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer

local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky

never answer the phone ever

[cigarettesforcats]

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

[dwinkus]

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[healrosie]

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

[giant-rat]

sorry girl we’re all fucked

[dankxsinatra]

[drtanner]

The cat is so stoked to be there??? What a little star. 💜

[beaft]

for those not in the know, silent hill 2026 has just come out and attained a 6% on rotten tomatoes. i was like "good lord it can't possibly be that bad" so i looked up a summary and yeah it is that bad actually. holy shit.

[cryptvokeeper]

if you dont care about spoilers:

[theunicorncomic-blog]

I have not seen it, but I did see this:

[boghermit]

[cleolinda]

#reblogging to watch the video later #but I saw the rotten tomatoes rating myself and in shock went and read some reviews #as well as a long thread on the Silent Hill Reddit #and omfg it's so much worse than you think #75% of the total crew on that movie asked to be omitted from the credits #three of every four people who worked on it are too ashamed of the final product to be associated with it! #that's never been done before! certainly not at this budget! ( @sage-hendricks )

[dundeey]

WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[kuntsuragi]

this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

[jacobtheloofah]

for those who forgot about the hellhole that was the 2015 tumblr glitch:

[gasgiant]

it’s been 10 years since WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

[elogaming]

[guy confused about lesbian relationship voice]: okay ... so which one only tells lies?

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[socpens]

the final boss of mort the chicken on ps1 is INSANE

source

[emil]

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

[emil]

peggle make phone calls