Disobedient avocado

i love cereal

[rantingrandall]

[ceisadilla]

rest in peace you fucking toilet cover

[arkhamblogger-deactivated201612]

Do you think Sully was caught, killed, shaved, had his fur turned into a toilet seat cover, and had his body experimented on, all because he was trying to visit Boo at the end of Monsters, Inc.?

It would explain why there was a prequel and not a sequel…

[rantingrandall]

[awkward-but-pan-tastic]

This post just ruined my life

[thoodleoo]

me: okay i’ve complained enough about this it’s time to put it to rest

me five minutes later: actually you know what-

[rai-r]

[7tny]

[equatorjournal]

[vablatsky]

this game is why I have trust issues 

[video]

[butchscientist]

i just had the absolute WORST realization

[butchscientist]

glee would have covered despacito

[wlwkara]

this is so sad rachel berry sing despacito

[outofcontextarthur]

[chelss-rs]

why is this me LMFAO

[slimetony]

[spookyarms-deactivated20141020]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[dinkywinks]

this is… maybe the funniest thing that’s ever happened on television? i’ve never seen someone so thoroughly derail a late night talk show, i could honestly watch cardi b and john mulaney talk for hours

[surprisebitch]

she’s so baked

[fefairys]

if you fall asleep in jeans and are still alive when you wake up you are extremely powerful and not to be trusted

[galaxybrainthot]

that’s me

[bittergloss]

big ass mood bitch

[astera-trash]

am i funny yet

[broxcub]

This is comedy.

[frevin]

very ridiculous that i am expected to graduate college and then do something else after that

[moonry]

katy perry means nothing to me but teenage dream is always gonna slap