[phroomba17]

WTF is going on????

Y'all these men are stressing me out. YOU'RE GOING TO POST SOMETHING UNHINGED? in a serious voice. This feels very hard launch. If it's the phwedding or onlyphans I'm going to hard launch myself into the stratosphere.

[christianpuppetshow]

Hey so I know it’s April fools day but I actually can’t do this anymore

[phroomba17]

mom plz pick me up I'm scared.

[0nlyhere4phil]

who's ready to get...flaccid </3

[phishshmish]

Sunrise

I drew a sister daniel re-design and it has accidentally sparked lore considerations so this is my Sister Daniel, who has left behind the church for performing, but will always make the time for sunrise through stained glass and a moment of reconnecting with her old faith

[phroomba17]

I sometimes listen to them screaming and laughing to calm my brain so I can sleep.

[amid-fandoms]

[phroomba17]

Our Phil who art in heaven.

[littlegayboyloser]

yes dan and phil's audience is mostly lesbians BUT. we need to pour one out for the queer trans men who once identified as lesbians who are STILL HERE-

[white-boy-of-the-year]

WBOTY 2025 Round 1: Poll 5

Gerard Way vs Dan Howell

Gerard Way

Dan Howell

Voting ended onDec 8, 2025

As always, our inbox is open for propaganda!

[phroomba17]

Username change

In light of more discourse about people speculating about Dan's gender I've decided to change my username. I don't want anyone to see me as a truther or to be at all associated with it. I am simply a phroomba consuming yaoi cocaine off the floor.

[phroomba17]

I'm so confused by femboy Dan. Like I'm telling myself I'm not attracted to Dan. He's my dad right??? RIGHT? He's really giving goth girlfriend in this video and it's making me think of every hot goth girl I've ever known. Sister Daniel didn't make me confused like this. I need psychological help 😭

[lavalamps-and-ladydoors]

dan and phil's first conversation (2009)

[mothmanbussy420]

i need medical attention

[phroomba17]

I need to go to the phospital.

[phroomba17]

IT'S💥A💥FUCKING💥HICKEY

[phroomba17]

People and topics I'd like to see on the phodcast.

Louise

PJ and Sophie

Phil's mom

Dan's grandma

Phil talking about Buffy

tyler oakley

[diphowell]

[llama-sidekick]

I deeply appreciate that they took time out of their already massive video to not only tell us whats still okay (shipping, fanfiction) and what isn't (archeology n shit) because that actually will lead to a healthier engagement i believe (and also it prevents my anxious meltdown over having written shipping fanfic)

[befuddledbeetles]

This is how I imagined the phroombas of the world are feeling right now. They fed us too much yaoi cocaine and their vacuum cleaners are self destructing.