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The spirit of Diogenes is alive and well

This is funny, obviously, but even if you don't go to the extreme of the example above, this is a separate seat for one person, with a back and 4 legs:

But it's not a chair. It's a bar stool.

This, however, are all chairs:

Each one is missing at least one component of the chair definition above.

So like... it's almost like strict definitions are exclusionary.

lizluvscupcakes

Reblog to hit a transphobe with a separate seat for one person

the-haiku-bot

Reblog to hit a

transphobe with a separate

seat for one person

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

It's time for Fandom Trumps Hate again! This will be my fifth year participating and I'm offering TWO auctions –

[Auction #1] 5-10k fic for either SVSSS or Trigun

[Auction #2] <5k fic for Trigun

You can click the above links to check out my contributor pages and see the specifics of what's on offer. And if you'd like to get a feel for my writing, this is my AO3.

I'm a rarepair enthusiast who loves all gender and sexuality headcanons but if you have questions, or are unsure whether I'd be able to fulfill your request, my askbox is open so please don't hesitate to reach out to me.

Bidding begins March 3rd at 8am ET and ends March 7th, 8pm ET!

For details on what exactly Fandom Trumps Hate is, and how it works, please check out @fandomtrumpshate! Happy bidding 💙🐍

honestlyvan

Another thing fandom needs to start doing more of is projecting on tops.

There are delicious amounts of psychological distress you can inflict on that guy once you get into his head. The brainworms of forcing agency and initiative on someone who genuinely is Not Fucking Ready For It are exquisite.

honestlyvan

To quote myself: Domtops in fics are always written to have such uncomplicated and healthy relationships to their sexualities and for my mental health I need us to collectively start giving them complexes about being some kind of monstrous predatory freak of nature instead.

Make that guy have a panic attack b/c someone in his daydream told him to stop and he kept going anyway.

honestlyvan

New and improved! Sad Wet Dog of a top is thinking about how he wants to hurt you but doesn't want to hurt you and the contradiction is slowly and steadily making him Lose His Whole Fucking Mind.

laffeetaphy

Didn’t really do anything for lwj bday but I have this silly doodle

dandydanthelion

prism and flambae, iconic duo, platonic t4t i speak my truth ✋️🤚

34ants

my bones have been hurting from the cold lately so i needed to make Robert harass the zteam with bone pain too

parakored

I also draw this for Dispatch

r3dsaucexq

Prism fanart hell yeah

Please tell me I'm not the only one who likes literally every character just not Invisigal sigh

visavvi

Are you fucking kidding me

zirlink

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! LU GUANG✨

Happy birthday. He is handsome and always works hard alone with all kinds of things on his back. I'm fascinated.🥹🥹

Come on for the 3rd issue! 🫶🩷

陸光おめでとう~🍰🩷

Dystopian YA novel that is also the author's barely disguised fetish: In the future, when you turn 18, you are given a collar. What color your collar is determines your standing in society. But there is one who wears no collar at all. She Who Holds The Leash.

#that is all #Discord continues to produce beautiful bullshit

jesuisnilunnilautre

soooo fucked up of mdzs to have a character called the lightbringer be among the most unimpeachable untouchable good and rule abiding place (with a reputation for repetition of principles and prayers even, with famous commandments written in stone even), and he’s the Most beautiful and the Most beloved and Most perfect disciple until you put One man in front of him and suddenly he refuses to do ANYTHING his leaders demand of him! he will not! he is unrepenting! and he is punished to the point of disfigurement and he still will not bend! and he says if you will not see the truth i will make everyone else understand that i am right!!! i will move across the world in subtle ways and after i speak to your children they will side with me!!! fuck!!! maybe lan wangji and lucifer have some shit in common. perhaps. lightbearer save me.

bat-incooking-school

Something also to be said about how Hanguang-jun gets put on a pedestal for righteousness and moral perfection but when he actively objects to what everyone is doing, he's dismissed.

And when he objects violently (and everyone and their momma knew he was going easy on those elders as evidenced by the fact that they lived) instead of anyone thinking that maybe they're in the wrong or that the situation might be a bit complicated, he's crippled and the incident is swept under the rug.

And he still doesn't apologize or back down. He holds on to his convictions

whatareyoureallyafraidof

I’ve had this meme on my Tumblr page for years. Literally, years. Recently, I noticed that they removed it for “Violating Tumblr’s Community Guidelines.” Really?! Where? How? I know that ceiling is terrifying, but, seriously…