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@chen-nn
Welcome to my
hum ble abode !
This is a safe place for humor and chit-chat. :D »»𝖻𝖾𝗐𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗇𝗌𝗐𝖿 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗌!► ᶜʰᵉᶜᵏ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵐʸ ᶠⁱᶜˢ ʰᵉʳᵉ ⁱⁿ ᵃᵒ³!
guitarist!choso AU 🤤
Bonding time
Forgot to add my no background version
I think Giyuu is such a playing-hard-to-get-man. Cz wym Y/n did all the chasing. WE NEED HIM WORSHIPPING US NYEOW!!
A yearner Giyuu doesn’t sound too bad 🤔
As a smoker, I can imagine y/n doing vape tricks ngl
I actually started the fic because I forced myself to quit vaping, AND I MISS VAPING SM THAT TIME.
So I randomly drafted the very first chapter while half asleep to cope LOL
I think a one shot sounds good bcoz the fic has more angst than comfort. U owe us loads of fluffs w giyuu ( 。 •̀ ᴖ •́ 。)💢
I am zo zorry😭
BUT I WILL WRITE LOADS OF FLUFF I PROMISE
Goo goo gaga. I so love the way you write Alhaitham MOMMY
LOL. This made me laugh, but thank you 😭
How are u chenn? I’ve been eyeing your writings a lot and I so love your one-shots because it’s so high-school coded! It takes me back sm to the loud life of being a highschooler (I’m just tired of adulthood)
I'm glad u like the way I write hehe! I guess I was just really fixated on high school settings as well because I didn’t get to enjoy my high school days. 😓
Take a good rest if everything feels tiring! ❤️
I kinda miss Giyuu and Fem Smoker! Reader :((
AND TABBY TOO 😭
I miss them three too! I can always make a one shots about them again hihi ❤️
Banter ✦ Miya A.
Synopsis: Atsumu Miya was loud, annoying, and completely insufferable—at least, that’s what you told yourself.
Between constant arguments, teasing, and chaotic banter, the two of you couldn’t seem to stay away from each other. But somewhere along the way, his words began to soften, his actions started to linger, and the space between irritation and affection blurred.
You didn’t notice when it happened and maybe… falling for him was never the problem.
2.5k words
Warnings: profanities
Fluff, and very cornball highschool set up.
It all started when you transferred to Inarizaki High. You were nothing but a loud girl with a bright personality.
In your head, you’d always say, being quiet all the time might hold you back from what you can do. Hence, you talked—a lot.
You were a chatterbox. Apparently, the whole class liked you… except for Atsumu Miya.
Oh, that loud guy.
You hated his guts because he just wouldn’t give up on the back-and-forth you’d been having ever since the day you two were paired for a pop quiz. How unfortunate.
You were trying to focus on answering, but Atsumu just wouldn’t stop talking. You knew you were a chatterbox yourself—but not when you had something important to do.
A small gasp escaped your lips when you accidentally wrote down what he was saying instead of the correct answer.
In a quiz where erasures weren’t allowed.
“Atsumu, you stupid ass,” you muttered.
“Huh? What did I do?” he replied, completely clueless.
Maybe he was just trying to get your attention.
And you didn’t know.
You didn’t know that he liked you.
In a way that made Osamu question if Atsumu was even his real brother—because somehow, Atsumu knew more about you than he did about him.
————————————————————————
(GC: Trio)
@Osam_ux: Why the hell is there a small cheesecake in the fridge, @TheBettertwin?
@TheBettertwin: It’s Y/n’s favorite. Any complaints? 🤨
@Osam_ux: How do you even know that? You don’t even know my favorite food.
@Sunarin: You’re a fucking glutton, Samu. Even I’d get confused about what the hell you like.
————————————————————————
And just like that, the next day, Atsumu ate the cheesecake right in front of you, deliberately pushing your buttons.
Oh, the lengths he goes to just to annoy you.
There was this one time when the two of you were assigned to clean the classroom after dismissal, along with a few other classmates.
“Why are you here? Can’t you just sweep the other side?” you clicked your tongue as you wiped the chalkboard.
“What? You’re the dirt here,” he shot back, lightly smacking your arm with the broom.
“Oh, you little—” You threw the chalkboard eraser at him. The moment it hit, a cloud of chalk dust puffed into the air.
He only burst out laughing as you snapped in irritation—only to be humiliated the next second when your classmates suddenly started teasing the two of you.
“Ew!” you feigned disgust, stepping back as Atsumu only moved closer with a cheeky grin.
“C’mon, baby,” he teased. “Aren’t we cute like they said? I’m not that bad!”
Oh, you swore—
You gagged.
There was also this one time during lunch. You were eating at your desk, quietly chatting with a classmate.
From the other side of the classroom, you could hear Atsumu talking—loudly—with Suna and Osamu.
“You’re so loud, Atsumu,” you called out.
“You really couldn’t resist me, huh?” he shot back, turning to you.
“I can literally smell your morning breath from here. Just shut up.”
Banter here, banter there—you never knew that his real intention was simply to interact with you.
And surprisingly?
Banter was the most authentic way to make you melt.
Because at the back of your mind, the way he worded things actually made you feel… happy. You found him funny, and somehow, that softened you.
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(GC: CLASS 1-C)
@Class_President: Good morning, everyone! Exam season is finally here! Are you ready for the upcoming month of sleepless nights and stressful days? Worry not, because the student council will soon host a podcast that will be airing shortly! Stay tuned for updates, and visit [link] to share your thoughts about your struggles!
(20 users reacted ❤️)
@Sunarin: This is your chance to voice out your thoughts about @Y/n.
(Osam_ux and 8 others reacted 😆)
@TheBettertwin: why do u have to make me suffer
@Sunarin: I didn’t even mention you? 🤨🤨🤨
(Class_President and 15 others reacted 😆)
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(GC: Trio)
@TheBettertwin: @SunaRin HEY DELETE THAT
————————————————————————
When you saw that message, it made you giggle—only for you to stop mid-sentence as a realization suddenly hit you.
Oh no.
You’re not falling… are you?
Atsumu was so stupid in your eyes. You could clearly remember how, every time you looked at him during math class, he’d be slumped over his desk, drooling in his sleep.
So stupid that you just wanted to strangle him whenever he looked at you with that annoyingly teasing expression.
And gods… you hadn’t even recognized the affection in his eyes yet whenever he tried to piss you off.
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📍— Y/N
@Y/n: hey, can you shut the fuck up? I can hear you snickering with Suna from ten seats away.
@TheBettertwin: You always notice the bad things about me. Don’t you wanna see how hot I am?
@Y/n: how the hell would I not notice when your stupidity is brighter than daylight
@TheBettertwin: Whatever you say, pretty ❤️
[Delivered 1:00 PM]
@TheBettertwin: ☹️☹️☹️
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📍— Y/N (monday)
@TheBettertwin: My pretty girl🥰🥰
@TheBettertwin: HEY you literally walked in fromt of me and you ignored me :((
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📍— Y/N (Tuesday)
@Y/n: why is there coffee on my desk? our classmate said it was you who placed it.
@TheBettertwin: so you’d be motivated to see me, pretty 🥰
@Y/n: I think I’ll just buy milk instead.
@TheBettertwin: THAT WAS MY LAST 20¥ HEY.
————————————————————————
Your eyes softened slightly at his last message before you quietly took a sip of the coffee, trying to suppress the smile threatening to creep onto your lips.
Oh, you needed to calm down.
He was just ten seats away from you.
While you were sipping, you glanced at his seat—only to find him already looking at you.
He wasn’t even trying to hide it.
And it happened often.
————————————————————————
📍— Y/N (Thursday)
@TheBettertwin: Good morning, pretty girl 🥰
@Y/n: this is not a good morning
@TheBettertwin: don’t you feel guilty for breaking my heart every day?
@Y/n: I feel glad.
@TheBettertwin: ☹️☹️☹️
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📍— Y/N (Friday)
@TheBettertwin: you left your handkerchief, pretty ❤️
@Y/n: where?
@TheBettertwin: give me a kiss first 😘
@Y/n: gross. I’m not retrieving that anymore
@TheBettertwin: ☹️
@TheBettertwin: but seriously, why does your handkerchief have teddy bear designs?
————————————————————————
You didn’t reply after his last message. What you didn’t expect, though, was that he would come and return it himself.
By lunchtime, he was sitting in front of your desk.
“You like cute things?” Atsumu teased as he slid your handkerchief onto your desk.
“So what?” You rolled your eyes, slipping it back into your bag.
“Where’s my kiss, pretty?” he teased.
“Ew, what the fuck. Get out of my sight, Atsumu. You’re ruining my lunchtime.”
“Oh, really?” Atsumu chuckled, watching your reaction closely.
“If you don’t stop, I’ll poke your eyes out with a chopstick,” you said as you pulled out your lunchbox.
“Will you just go?” you clicked your tongue, and he finally gave in—though he still replied teasingly before standing up.
“Woah, okay, pretty,” Atsumu said with a grin as he went back to his seat.
He returned to Suna and Osamu, who both looked thoroughly done with him—clearly embarrassed by his antics over you.
————————————————————————
GC: (CLASS 1-C)
@Class_President: Good morning, everyone! The sports festival is coming soon! It’s time to show your talent, have fun, and enjoy the event!
(20 users reacted ❤️)
@TheBettertwin: 😈😈😈
(Suna and 5 others reacted 😆)
@SunaRin: here he goes again with his disability with no cure
(Y/n and 15 others reacted 😆)
@Osam_ux: LMAO
@SunaRin: @Y/n, Atsumu is looking for your good luck message
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GC: (Trio)
@TheBettertwin: SUNA
@SunaRin: lol
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GC: (CLASS 1-C)
Sports festival day
@Y/n: good luck to everyone participating in the sports fest!
@SunaRin (replied to @Y/n): @TheBettertwin
(Class_President and 19 others reacted 😆)
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As the sports festival began, a variety of food booths were scattered around the campus, making the whole place feel lively and vibrant.
The volleyball match wouldn’t start until later, and you hadn’t seen Atsumu all day.
He’s probably training.
As you walked around, your eyes landed on the onigiri booth—and you decided you wanted to try it.
But to your surprise… Osamu Miya was the vendor.
“Oh, are you looking for Tsumu?” he asked casually.
Before you could even react, Osamu had already called him.
And that’s how it went for the entire morning and afternoon—you and Atsumu stuck together as you explored the booths.
And throughout it all, the two of you argued like a married couple.
Now, the two of you sat on a bench, Atsumu gently fanning you while you ate your tanghulu.
“Mhm,” you hummed softly to yourself as you savored the flavor.
And Atsumu? He just stared at you—ever so lovingly—while continuing to fan you.
It was like he wanted to punch Osamu out of pure cuteness aggression.
Oh. Wow.
“Aren’t you supposed to be training?” you asked quietly.
“But I’m already an athlete. This sports event isn’t as serious as a real match,” he chuckled.
You quietly realized something as your gaze dropped to the ground.
He hasn’t called me pretty today…
“What is it?” Atsumu tilted his head slightly, trying to get a better look at your faint pout.
“Uh—uhm.”
“Do I not look good today?” you asked.
“Hm?” he chuckled.
“You look nice. What, are you fishing for compliments now? Or do you just want me to call you pretty girl?”
You only rolled your eyes, as you often did—but your cheeks flushed a deep crimson, and you could feel the heat spreading.
“Oh, you’re turning red,” he chuckled, gently fanning you again.
“If I win this… would you let me court you?”
You could only huff in response. “Then win first,” you teased back.
And then, he actually won the game—for you.
Atsumu claimed he wasn’t serious about the match, but oh… he was.
You met up quietly in the backyard. He wore a tired smirk when he spotted you holding a water bottle for him.
“That’s for me? Thank you, pretty,” he said as you handed it over.
“You really stink, Tsumu,” you replied.
“What? I changed clothes!” Atsumu defended, before glancing down at you with a smug look.
“So… I won.”
“Okay? Congrats?” you said, feeling your cheeks heat up as he only cackled.
He huffed and pulled you closer by your shoulder, holding you tight. You whined at the contact because of his sweat, but he didn’t seem to care at all.
Gods… your dignity.
As promised, you let him court you.
You still argued a lot in class—mostly because he was being annoying on purpose.
But he did that so people would keep teasing the two of you. He liked it when others rooted for you both. It was nice… and very cliché of him.
But if the opposite happened?
Oh, he took matters into his own hands.
There was this one time when your class collaborated with another for a group project. In the middle of it, your classmates started teasing you with another guy—just harmless banter.
————————————————————————
GC: (CLASS 1-C)
@TheBettertwin: oi, stop shipping her with random guys. y’all are literally contributing nothing to the country
(Osam_ux and 25 others reacted 😆)
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And then came a day when you were completely exhausted.
It had been a long one—club activities ran late, and you ended up leaving much later than usual.
Atsumu, who had also just finished volleyball practice, spotted you walking alone.
Without a word, he ditched Suna and Osamu.
“Is that the girl he’s been talking about?” Aran asked, glancing at the two.
Suna and Osamu begrudgingly nodded.
Meanwhile, Atsumu had already approached you.
“Hey,” he said softly, gently patting your head.
“You’re late,” you said quietly.
“I’m sorry. But I’m here now, right?” he replied. “Come on, I’ll take you to that ramen shop you’ve been wanting to try.”
You watched as he took your bag and draped his jacket over your shoulders—the one he wore for volleyball.
“I didn’t wear that the whole day, so no sweat,” he teased lightly, watching as you practically drowned in his clothes.
Even though they hadn’t moved yet, his friends lingered nearby on the sidelines—but Atsumu didn’t seem to care.
Once you were settled, the two of you walked side by side in comfortable silence.
And falling for Atsumu didn’t feel so bad after all.
This is funny. I swear 💔
YEAHHHHHHHH NIKOLAI AND BABYBLUE GIRL SEGSSS WOAHH I'M SO THIRSTY
yeh yeh have fun drinking gulk gulk gulk gulk 😎
TRASH SUGAR MAGIC
➛ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ 22: ʙʟᴇꜱꜱᴇᴅ ꜱɪɴꜱ
➛ nikolai gogol x fem!reader
➛ cw: general content in main menu, smut, dubcon, religious theme, obsessive and possessive behaviour, unprotected s-ex | words: 7.1k
➛ ao3 | playlist | main menu
“Shit.”
Nikolai sighs into the tiny face towel for the umpteenth time before he places it on the porcelain, resting both his hands on the edges of the sink. He has been standing and contemplating life for a while now. The towel is hanging low around his waist, and his skin is still flushed from whatever had transpired last night.
The conscience is getting to him. Sanity and rationale are clouding him.
What the hell was I thinking?
How I feel rn
Banter ✦ Miya A.
Synopsis: Atsumu Miya was loud, annoying, and completely insufferable—at least, that’s what you told yourself.
Between constant arguments, teasing, and chaotic banter, the two of you couldn’t seem to stay away from each other. But somewhere along the way, his words began to soften, his actions started to linger, and the space between irritation and affection blurred.
You didn’t notice when it happened and maybe… falling for him was never the problem.
2.5k words
Warnings: profanities
Fluff, and very cornball highschool set up.
It all started when you transferred to Inarizaki High. You were nothing but a loud girl with a bright personality.
In your head, you’d always say, being quiet all the time might hold you back from what you can do. Hence, you talked—a lot.
You were a chatterbox. Apparently, the whole class liked you… except for Atsumu Miya.
Oh, that loud guy.
You hated his guts because he just wouldn’t give up on the back-and-forth you’d been having ever since the day you two were paired for a pop quiz. How unfortunate.
You were trying to focus on answering, but Atsumu just wouldn’t stop talking. You knew you were a chatterbox yourself—but not when you had something important to do.
A small gasp escaped your lips when you accidentally wrote down what he was saying instead of the correct answer.
In a quiz where erasures weren’t allowed.
“Atsumu, you stupid ass,” you muttered.
“Huh? What did I do?” he replied, completely clueless.
Maybe he was just trying to get your attention.
And you didn’t know.
You didn’t know that he liked you.
In a way that made Osamu question if Atsumu was even his real brother—because somehow, Atsumu knew more about you than he did about him.
————————————————————————
(GC: Trio)
@Osam_ux: Why the hell is there a small cheesecake in the fridge, @TheBettertwin?
@TheBettertwin: It’s Y/n’s favorite. Any complaints? 🤨
@Osam_ux: How do you even know that? You don’t even know my favorite food.
@Sunarin: You’re a fucking glutton, Samu. Even I’d get confused about what the hell you like.
————————————————————————
And just like that, the next day, Atsumu ate the cheesecake right in front of you, deliberately pushing your buttons.
Oh, the lengths he goes to just to annoy you.
There was this one time when the two of you were assigned to clean the classroom after dismissal, along with a few other classmates.
“Why are you here? Can’t you just sweep the other side?” you clicked your tongue as you wiped the chalkboard.
“What? You’re the dirt here,” he shot back, lightly smacking your arm with the broom.
“Oh, you little—” You threw the chalkboard eraser at him. The moment it hit, a cloud of chalk dust puffed into the air.
He only burst out laughing as you snapped in irritation—only to be humiliated the next second when your classmates suddenly started teasing the two of you.
“Ew!” you feigned disgust, stepping back as Atsumu only moved closer with a cheeky grin.
“C’mon, baby,” he teased. “Aren’t we cute like they said? I’m not that bad!”
Oh, you swore—
You gagged.
There was also this one time during lunch. You were eating at your desk, quietly chatting with a classmate.
From the other side of the classroom, you could hear Atsumu talking—loudly—with Suna and Osamu.
“You’re so loud, Atsumu,” you called out.
“You really couldn’t resist me, huh?” he shot back, turning to you.
“I can literally smell your morning breath from here. Just shut up.”
Banter here, banter there—you never knew that his real intention was simply to interact with you.
And surprisingly?
Banter was the most authentic way to make you melt.
Because at the back of your mind, the way he worded things actually made you feel… happy. You found him funny, and somehow, that softened you.
————————————————————————
(GC: CLASS 1-C)
@Class_President: Good morning, everyone! Exam season is finally here! Are you ready for the upcoming month of sleepless nights and stressful days? Worry not, because the student council will soon host a podcast that will be airing shortly! Stay tuned for updates, and visit [link] to share your thoughts about your struggles!
(20 users reacted ❤️)
@Sunarin: This is your chance to voice out your thoughts about @Y/n.
(Osam_ux and 8 others reacted 😆)
@TheBettertwin: why do u have to make me suffer
@Sunarin: I didn’t even mention you? 🤨🤨🤨
(Class_President and 15 others reacted 😆)
————————————————————————
(GC: Trio)
@TheBettertwin: @SunaRin HEY DELETE THAT
————————————————————————
When you saw that message, it made you giggle—only for you to stop mid-sentence as a realization suddenly hit you.
Oh no.
You’re not falling… are you?
Atsumu was so stupid in your eyes. You could clearly remember how, every time you looked at him during math class, he’d be slumped over his desk, drooling in his sleep.
So stupid that you just wanted to strangle him whenever he looked at you with that annoyingly teasing expression.
And gods… you hadn’t even recognized the affection in his eyes yet whenever he tried to piss you off.
————————————————————————
📍— Y/N
@Y/n: hey, can you shut the fuck up? I can hear you snickering with Suna from ten seats away.
@TheBettertwin: You always notice the bad things about me. Don’t you wanna see how hot I am?
@Y/n: how the hell would I not notice when your stupidity is brighter than daylight
@TheBettertwin: Whatever you say, pretty ❤️
[Delivered 1:00 PM]
@TheBettertwin: ☹️☹️☹️
————————————————————————
📍— Y/N (monday)
@TheBettertwin: My pretty girl🥰🥰
@TheBettertwin: HEY you literally walked in fromt of me and you ignored me :((
————————————————————————
📍— Y/N (Tuesday)
@Y/n: why is there coffee on my desk? our classmate said it was you who placed it.
@TheBettertwin: so you’d be motivated to see me, pretty 🥰
@Y/n: I think I’ll just buy milk instead.
@TheBettertwin: THAT WAS MY LAST 20¥ HEY.
————————————————————————
Your eyes softened slightly at his last message before you quietly took a sip of the coffee, trying to suppress the smile threatening to creep onto your lips.
Oh, you needed to calm down.
He was just ten seats away from you.
While you were sipping, you glanced at his seat—only to find him already looking at you.
He wasn’t even trying to hide it.
And it happened often.
————————————————————————
📍— Y/N (Thursday)
@TheBettertwin: Good morning, pretty girl 🥰
@Y/n: this is not a good morning
@TheBettertwin: don’t you feel guilty for breaking my heart every day?
@Y/n: I feel glad.
@TheBettertwin: ☹️☹️☹️
————————————————————————
📍— Y/N (Friday)
@TheBettertwin: you left your handkerchief, pretty ❤️
@Y/n: where?
@TheBettertwin: give me a kiss first 😘
@Y/n: gross. I’m not retrieving that anymore
@TheBettertwin: ☹️
@TheBettertwin: but seriously, why does your handkerchief have teddy bear designs?
————————————————————————
You didn’t reply after his last message. What you didn’t expect, though, was that he would come and return it himself.
By lunchtime, he was sitting in front of your desk.
“You like cute things?” Atsumu teased as he slid your handkerchief onto your desk.
“So what?” You rolled your eyes, slipping it back into your bag.
“Where’s my kiss, pretty?” he teased.
“Ew, what the fuck. Get out of my sight, Atsumu. You’re ruining my lunchtime.”
“Oh, really?” Atsumu chuckled, watching your reaction closely.
“If you don’t stop, I’ll poke your eyes out with a chopstick,” you said as you pulled out your lunchbox.
“Will you just go?” you clicked your tongue, and he finally gave in—though he still replied teasingly before standing up.
“Woah, okay, pretty,” Atsumu said with a grin as he went back to his seat.
He returned to Suna and Osamu, who both looked thoroughly done with him—clearly embarrassed by his antics over you.
————————————————————————
GC: (CLASS 1-C)
@Class_President: Good morning, everyone! The sports festival is coming soon! It’s time to show your talent, have fun, and enjoy the event!
(20 users reacted ❤️)
@TheBettertwin: 😈😈😈
(Suna and 5 others reacted 😆)
@SunaRin: here he goes again with his disability with no cure
(Y/n and 15 others reacted 😆)
@Osam_ux: LMAO
@SunaRin: @Y/n, Atsumu is looking for your good luck message
————————————————————————
GC: (Trio)
@TheBettertwin: SUNA
@SunaRin: lol
————————————————————————
GC: (CLASS 1-C)
Sports festival day
@Y/n: good luck to everyone participating in the sports fest!
@SunaRin (replied to @Y/n): @TheBettertwin
(Class_President and 19 others reacted 😆)
————————————————————————
As the sports festival began, a variety of food booths were scattered around the campus, making the whole place feel lively and vibrant.
The volleyball match wouldn’t start until later, and you hadn’t seen Atsumu all day.
He’s probably training.
As you walked around, your eyes landed on the onigiri booth—and you decided you wanted to try it.
But to your surprise… Osamu Miya was the vendor.
“Oh, are you looking for Tsumu?” he asked casually.
Before you could even react, Osamu had already called him.
And that’s how it went for the entire morning and afternoon—you and Atsumu stuck together as you explored the booths.
And throughout it all, the two of you argued like a married couple.
Now, the two of you sat on a bench, Atsumu gently fanning you while you ate your tanghulu.
“Mhm,” you hummed softly to yourself as you savored the flavor.
And Atsumu? He just stared at you—ever so lovingly—while continuing to fan you.
It was like he wanted to punch Osamu out of pure cuteness aggression.
Oh. Wow.
“Aren’t you supposed to be training?” you asked quietly.
“But I’m already an athlete. This sports event isn’t as serious as a real match,” he chuckled.
You quietly realized something as your gaze dropped to the ground.
He hasn’t called me pretty today…
“What is it?” Atsumu tilted his head slightly, trying to get a better look at your faint pout.
“Uh—uhm.”
“Do I not look good today?” you asked.
“Hm?” he chuckled.
“You look nice. What, are you fishing for compliments now? Or do you just want me to call you pretty girl?”
You only rolled your eyes, as you often did—but your cheeks flushed a deep crimson, and you could feel the heat spreading.
“Oh, you’re turning red,” he chuckled, gently fanning you again.
“If I win this… would you let me court you?”
You could only huff in response. “Then win first,” you teased back.
And then, he actually won the game—for you.
Atsumu claimed he wasn’t serious about the match, but oh… he was.
You met up quietly in the backyard. He wore a tired smirk when he spotted you holding a water bottle for him.
“That’s for me? Thank you, pretty,” he said as you handed it over.
“You really stink, Tsumu,” you replied.
“What? I changed clothes!” Atsumu defended, before glancing down at you with a smug look.
“So… I won.”
“Okay? Congrats?” you said, feeling your cheeks heat up as he only cackled.
He huffed and pulled you closer by your shoulder, holding you tight. You whined at the contact because of his sweat, but he didn’t seem to care at all.
Gods… your dignity.
As promised, you let him court you.
You still argued a lot in class—mostly because he was being annoying on purpose.
But he did that so people would keep teasing the two of you. He liked it when others rooted for you both. It was nice… and very cliché of him.
But if the opposite happened?
Oh, he took matters into his own hands.
There was this one time when your class collaborated with another for a group project. In the middle of it, your classmates started teasing you with another guy—just harmless banter.
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GC: (CLASS 1-C)
@TheBettertwin: oi, stop shipping her with random guys. y’all are literally contributing nothing to the country
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And then came a day when you were completely exhausted.
It had been a long one—club activities ran late, and you ended up leaving much later than usual.
Atsumu, who had also just finished volleyball practice, spotted you walking alone.
Without a word, he ditched Suna and Osamu.
“Is that the girl he’s been talking about?” Aran asked, glancing at the two.
Suna and Osamu begrudgingly nodded.
Meanwhile, Atsumu had already approached you.
“Hey,” he said softly, gently patting your head.
“You’re late,” you said quietly.
“I’m sorry. But I’m here now, right?” he replied. “Come on, I’ll take you to that ramen shop you’ve been wanting to try.”
You watched as he took your bag and draped his jacket over your shoulders—the one he wore for volleyball.
“I didn’t wear that the whole day, so no sweat,” he teased lightly, watching as you practically drowned in his clothes.
Even though they hadn’t moved yet, his friends lingered nearby on the sidelines—but Atsumu didn’t seem to care.
Once you were settled, the two of you walked side by side in comfortable silence.
And falling for Atsumu didn’t feel so bad after all.
This is funny. I swear 💔
Banter ✦ Miya A.
Synopsis: Atsumu Miya was loud, annoying, and completely insufferable—at least, that’s what you told yourself.
Between constant arguments, teasing, and chaotic banter, the two of you couldn’t seem to stay away from each other. But somewhere along the way, his words began to soften, his actions started to linger, and the space between irritation and affection blurred.
You didn’t notice when it happened and maybe… falling for him was never the problem.
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Warnings: profanities
Fluff, and very cornball highschool set up.
It all started when you transferred to Inarizaki High. You were nothing but a loud girl with a bright personality.
In your head, you’d always say, being quiet all the time might hold you back from what you can do. Hence, you talked—a lot.
You were a chatterbox. Apparently, the whole class liked you… except for Atsumu Miya.
Oh, that loud guy.
You hated his guts because he just wouldn’t give up on the back-and-forth you’d been having ever since the day you two were paired for a pop quiz. How unfortunate.
You were trying to focus on answering, but Atsumu just wouldn’t stop talking. You knew you were a chatterbox yourself—but not when you had something important to do.
A small gasp escaped your lips when you accidentally wrote down what he was saying instead of the correct answer.
In a quiz where erasures weren’t allowed.
“Atsumu, you stupid ass,” you muttered.
“Huh? What did I do?” he replied, completely clueless.
Maybe he was just trying to get your attention.
And you didn’t know.
You didn’t know that he liked you.
In a way that made Osamu question if Atsumu was even his real brother—because somehow, Atsumu knew more about you than he did about him.
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(GC: Trio)
@Osam_ux: Why the hell is there a small cheesecake in the fridge, @TheBettertwin?
@TheBettertwin: It’s Y/n’s favorite. Any complaints? 🤨
@Osam_ux: How do you even know that? You don’t even know my favorite food.
@Sunarin: You’re a fucking glutton, Samu. Even I’d get confused about what the hell you like.
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And just like that, the next day, Atsumu ate the cheesecake right in front of you, deliberately pushing your buttons.
Oh, the lengths he goes to just to annoy you.
There was this one time when the two of you were assigned to clean the classroom after dismissal, along with a few other classmates.
“Why are you here? Can’t you just sweep the other side?” you clicked your tongue as you wiped the chalkboard.
“What? You’re the dirt here,” he shot back, lightly smacking your arm with the broom.
“Oh, you little—” You threw the chalkboard eraser at him. The moment it hit, a cloud of chalk dust puffed into the air.
He only burst out laughing as you snapped in irritation—only to be humiliated the next second when your classmates suddenly started teasing the two of you.
“Ew!” you feigned disgust, stepping back as Atsumu only moved closer with a cheeky grin.
“C’mon, baby,” he teased. “Aren’t we cute like they said? I’m not that bad!”
Oh, you swore—
You gagged.
There was also this one time during lunch. You were eating at your desk, quietly chatting with a classmate.
From the other side of the classroom, you could hear Atsumu talking—loudly—with Suna and Osamu.
“You’re so loud, Atsumu,” you called out.
“You really couldn’t resist me, huh?” he shot back, turning to you.
“I can literally smell your morning breath from here. Just shut up.”
Banter here, banter there—you never knew that his real intention was simply to interact with you.
And surprisingly?
Banter was the most authentic way to make you melt.
Because at the back of your mind, the way he worded things actually made you feel… happy. You found him funny, and somehow, that softened you.
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(GC: CLASS 1-C)
@Class_President: Good morning, everyone! Exam season is finally here! Are you ready for the upcoming month of sleepless nights and stressful days? Worry not, because the student council will soon host a podcast that will be airing shortly! Stay tuned for updates, and visit [link] to share your thoughts about your struggles!
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@Sunarin: This is your chance to voice out your thoughts about @Y/n.
(Osam_ux and 8 others reacted 😆)
@TheBettertwin: why do u have to make me suffer
@Sunarin: I didn’t even mention you? 🤨🤨🤨
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(GC: Trio)
@TheBettertwin: @SunaRin HEY DELETE THAT
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When you saw that message, it made you giggle—only for you to stop mid-sentence as a realization suddenly hit you.
Oh no.
You’re not falling… are you?
Atsumu was so stupid in your eyes. You could clearly remember how, every time you looked at him during math class, he’d be slumped over his desk, drooling in his sleep.
So stupid that you just wanted to strangle him whenever he looked at you with that annoyingly teasing expression.
And gods… you hadn’t even recognized the affection in his eyes yet whenever he tried to piss you off.
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📍— Y/N
@Y/n: hey, can you shut the fuck up? I can hear you snickering with Suna from ten seats away.
@TheBettertwin: You always notice the bad things about me. Don’t you wanna see how hot I am?
@Y/n: how the hell would I not notice when your stupidity is brighter than daylight
@TheBettertwin: Whatever you say, pretty ❤️
[Delivered 1:00 PM]
@TheBettertwin: ☹️☹️☹️
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📍— Y/N (monday)
@TheBettertwin: My pretty girl🥰🥰
@TheBettertwin: HEY you literally walked in fromt of me and you ignored me :((
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📍— Y/N (Tuesday)
@Y/n: why is there coffee on my desk? our classmate said it was you who placed it.
@TheBettertwin: so you’d be motivated to see me, pretty 🥰
@Y/n: I think I’ll just buy milk instead.
@TheBettertwin: THAT WAS MY LAST 20¥ HEY.
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Your eyes softened slightly at his last message before you quietly took a sip of the coffee, trying to suppress the smile threatening to creep onto your lips.
Oh, you needed to calm down.
He was just ten seats away from you.
While you were sipping, you glanced at his seat—only to find him already looking at you.
He wasn’t even trying to hide it.
And it happened often.
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📍— Y/N (Thursday)
@TheBettertwin: Good morning, pretty girl 🥰
@Y/n: this is not a good morning
@TheBettertwin: don’t you feel guilty for breaking my heart every day?
@Y/n: I feel glad.
@TheBettertwin: ☹️☹️☹️
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📍— Y/N (Friday)
@TheBettertwin: you left your handkerchief, pretty ❤️
@Y/n: where?
@TheBettertwin: give me a kiss first 😘
@Y/n: gross. I’m not retrieving that anymore
@TheBettertwin: ☹️
@TheBettertwin: but seriously, why does your handkerchief have teddy bear designs?
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You didn’t reply after his last message. What you didn’t expect, though, was that he would come and return it himself.
By lunchtime, he was sitting in front of your desk.
“You like cute things?” Atsumu teased as he slid your handkerchief onto your desk.
“So what?” You rolled your eyes, slipping it back into your bag.
“Where’s my kiss, pretty?” he teased.
“Ew, what the fuck. Get out of my sight, Atsumu. You’re ruining my lunchtime.”
“Oh, really?” Atsumu chuckled, watching your reaction closely.
“If you don’t stop, I’ll poke your eyes out with a chopstick,” you said as you pulled out your lunchbox.
“Will you just go?” you clicked your tongue, and he finally gave in—though he still replied teasingly before standing up.
“Woah, okay, pretty,” Atsumu said with a grin as he went back to his seat.
He returned to Suna and Osamu, who both looked thoroughly done with him—clearly embarrassed by his antics over you.
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GC: (CLASS 1-C)
@Class_President: Good morning, everyone! The sports festival is coming soon! It’s time to show your talent, have fun, and enjoy the event!
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@TheBettertwin: 😈😈😈
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@SunaRin: here he goes again with his disability with no cure
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@Osam_ux: LMAO
@SunaRin: @Y/n, Atsumu is looking for your good luck message
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GC: (Trio)
@TheBettertwin: SUNA
@SunaRin: lol
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GC: (CLASS 1-C)
Sports festival day
@Y/n: good luck to everyone participating in the sports fest!
@SunaRin (replied to @Y/n): @TheBettertwin
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As the sports festival began, a variety of food booths were scattered around the campus, making the whole place feel lively and vibrant.
The volleyball match wouldn’t start until later, and you hadn’t seen Atsumu all day.
He’s probably training.
As you walked around, your eyes landed on the onigiri booth—and you decided you wanted to try it.
But to your surprise… Osamu Miya was the vendor.
“Oh, are you looking for Tsumu?” he asked casually.
Before you could even react, Osamu had already called him.
And that’s how it went for the entire morning and afternoon—you and Atsumu stuck together as you explored the booths.
And throughout it all, the two of you argued like a married couple.
Now, the two of you sat on a bench, Atsumu gently fanning you while you ate your tanghulu.
“Mhm,” you hummed softly to yourself as you savored the flavor.
And Atsumu? He just stared at you—ever so lovingly—while continuing to fan you.
It was like he wanted to punch Osamu out of pure cuteness aggression.
Oh. Wow.
“Aren’t you supposed to be training?” you asked quietly.
“But I’m already an athlete. This sports event isn’t as serious as a real match,” he chuckled.
You quietly realized something as your gaze dropped to the ground.
He hasn’t called me pretty today…
“What is it?” Atsumu tilted his head slightly, trying to get a better look at your faint pout.
“Uh—uhm.”
“Do I not look good today?” you asked.
“Hm?” he chuckled.
“You look nice. What, are you fishing for compliments now? Or do you just want me to call you pretty girl?”
You only rolled your eyes, as you often did—but your cheeks flushed a deep crimson, and you could feel the heat spreading.
“Oh, you’re turning red,” he chuckled, gently fanning you again.
“If I win this… would you let me court you?”
You could only huff in response. “Then win first,” you teased back.
And then, he actually won the game—for you.
Atsumu claimed he wasn’t serious about the match, but oh… he was.
You met up quietly in the backyard. He wore a tired smirk when he spotted you holding a water bottle for him.
“That’s for me? Thank you, pretty,” he said as you handed it over.
“You really stink, Tsumu,” you replied.
“What? I changed clothes!” Atsumu defended, before glancing down at you with a smug look.
“So… I won.”
“Okay? Congrats?” you said, feeling your cheeks heat up as he only cackled.
He huffed and pulled you closer by your shoulder, holding you tight. You whined at the contact because of his sweat, but he didn’t seem to care at all.
Gods… your dignity.
As promised, you let him court you.
You still argued a lot in class—mostly because he was being annoying on purpose.
But he did that so people would keep teasing the two of you. He liked it when others rooted for you both. It was nice… and very cliché of him.
But if the opposite happened?
Oh, he took matters into his own hands.
There was this one time when your class collaborated with another for a group project. In the middle of it, your classmates started teasing you with another guy—just harmless banter.
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GC: (CLASS 1-C)
@TheBettertwin: oi, stop shipping her with random guys. y’all are literally contributing nothing to the country
(Osam_ux and 25 others reacted 😆)
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And then came a day when you were completely exhausted.
It had been a long one—club activities ran late, and you ended up leaving much later than usual.
Atsumu, who had also just finished volleyball practice, spotted you walking alone.
Without a word, he ditched Suna and Osamu.
“Is that the girl he’s been talking about?” Aran asked, glancing at the two.
Suna and Osamu begrudgingly nodded.
Meanwhile, Atsumu had already approached you.
“Hey,” he said softly, gently patting your head.
“You’re late,” you said quietly.
“I’m sorry. But I’m here now, right?” he replied. “Come on, I’ll take you to that ramen shop you’ve been wanting to try.”
You watched as he took your bag and draped his jacket over your shoulders—the one he wore for volleyball.
“I didn’t wear that the whole day, so no sweat,” he teased lightly, watching as you practically drowned in his clothes.
Even though they hadn’t moved yet, his friends lingered nearby on the sidelines—but Atsumu didn’t seem to care.
Once you were settled, the two of you walked side by side in comfortable silence.
And falling for Atsumu didn’t feel so bad after all.
big yuji
𝐌𝐈𝐃𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐄𝐒 | 𝐀𝐋𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐌
alhaitham x reader ⤀ synopsis: a year older, and none the wiser… doesn’t the birthday boy know not to mix his alcohol ? as alhaitham grows incessantly needy, he sneaks you away for a quickie behind the tavern ⤀ cw: fem!reader, established relationship, drunk sex (more of a buzz + consensual), unprotected + rough sex, fingering, creampie, exhibitionism (against the wall outside the tavern), very sweet — mdni || ꒰ 2.6k wc ꒱ ⤀ notes: happy birthday to the loml ! ♡ changed a few bits here and there, but overall a repost from my previous blog although it surprisingly fits the description of his 2026 birthday art lol !!!
10 minutes before the clock strikes twelve, Alhaitham takes note as you slip away from his side with a quick kiss to his cheek, promising to return in haste. 2 minutes before the clock strikes twelve, you return with a round of shots for the table—Snezhnayan firewater, of course.
“And an extra for the birthday boy,” you tease, sliding the remaining glass towards your ashen-haired boyfriend.
And thus, at midnight of his birthday, Alhaitham takes two shots of firewater—and in the 10 minutes it takes for the liquor to mix with the wine already in his system, he realizes that his wisdom has yet to catch up with his age. Because despite turning a year older, he feels none the wiser when you sidle up to him so nonchalantly, as if every brush of your bare skin on his, isn’t crackling with electricity that makes his hairs stand on end. As if he doesn’t wish to drag his tongue and teeth down the curvature of your neck and shoulders. As if you were not the direct cause of the lecherous, alcohol-induced thoughts forming in his head or the tightness quickly growing in his pants.
Beneath the table, he reaches for your hand, intertwining your fingers in his. You smile into the rim of your drink; Alhaitham has always been clingier in private, and even more so with a drink or three in him. Leaning over, you rest your head on his broad shoulder, turning just a smidgen to press a kiss into the mottled flush of his skin, but it only makes the throbbing worse.
🤤🤤