pfp @prideful-poke-icons | Careful, I reblog nsfw and art depictions of gore! My native language is Russian, so I might misspell some words and stuff. Feel free to hmu anytime! 🍰 https://archiveofourown.org/users/cherishiggy 🍰 | K Project | Batfam | TWEWY | MGS | Vinesauce | check the tags for more of my interests!
I just wanna say thank you, Iyo. Thank you for always supporting me and standing by me. And most of all, thank you for pulling me out of a very, very dark situation.
You did the same for me, Rhea.
i forget there's actual native english speakers on this site... i thought it was just all normal people who had to learn english in school. no there's actual americans and britons here that's scaryyyyyyyyyyy
mentioning present perfect continuous: i love you i was going to put it in place of present perfect but i think that's fairly advanced grammar so i decided to go for something simpler more people would relate to
"i don't really know any grammatical terms because i learned english on my own through absorption": RESPECT!!!! o7
english speakers saying they learned about the tenses in their english major or whatever: this post is not about you and from what i can tell 90% of native speakers aren't taught tenses in school or at least don't learn them in any depth
special shoutout to the person saying if-clause third conditional
CD-DRAMA: TWO PEOPLE IN THE SAUNA (Tatsuo Miyazawa)
* Projects & Chapters
Translation: Naru-kun
Raws: Ridia
The sound of water. It feels like he's out of the bathroom.
Suoh: … (sigh)
Steps like stepping on tiles barefoot.
He turned around and opened the heavy door.
There entered hot air containing a lot of steam.
Suoh: Do you want to sweat in the sauna?
Suoh grabbed a towel and walked over to the seat inside.
The customer who was before turned his face away from him.
Munakata: … (he stare at Suoh)
Suoh: … (he stare at Munakata)
Suoh: ……
Munakata: ……
Suoh: Fu… (laughing provocatively)
Suoh sits on an empty seat next to Munakata.
Munakata: Are you a stalker?
Suoh: That line, I'll return it to you as is, Munakata.
Munakata: (sighs that seem disgusting) You are a troublesome person. There are many other saunas, you know.
Suoh: Unfortunately, the only store I know of that is open late at night is Nico Nico Sauna. But usually you are free. Is it okay to walk until dawn like this, Reisi Munakata from "Scepter 4"?
Munakata: There was a liquor table that was more or less the same. (bitter smile)
Suoh: If so, why don't you go straight home? That way, you won't have to see my face.
Munakata: I thought about having a light drink before going to sleep. Tomorrow, there will be some troublesome projects lined up from early in the morning. As expected, if as a director I breathed alcohol, I would not be able to show myself to my subordinates.
Suoh: Hahaha…
Munakata: Unlike you, every day is not Sunday. I have a social status and a responsibility.
Suoh: You don't have a man who can hang out with you.
Munakata: It's a cheap provocation. Similarly, even if someone sitting alone in the sauna at midnight tells me that, I don't feel any pain. Why did you appear in such a place? You seem to be drinking a little too.
Suoh: ……
Munakata: You don't even seem like the type to care about fitness control.
Suoh: There are people who don't like the smell.
Munakata: It seems like there is such a legitimate person in your group. Oh that girl. It is certainly not educationally possible for parents to go home with the smell of alcohol in the middle of the night.
Suoh: Well that's the case, but there are some who are even more confused.
Munakata: Oh, that sarcastic man (half sarcasm, half laughing), you are truly blessed with friends.
Suoh: … (snorts)
Munakata: By the way, I really agree with the words you said earlier. If possible, I don't want to see your face in such a place. I feel bad, so get out now. Agree?
Suoh: Do you think I'm going to listen to you?
Munakata: Yes. Today is a really bad day. What kind of punishment is this?
Suoh: (slightly listless) I totally agree.
Munakata: And this situation. I never thought that I would be by your side in such an unprotected state.
An unbearable environment.
Suoh: ……
Munakata: ……
Munakata cleared his throat.
Munakata: However, it is unusual for everyone to have a perfect wall. Silence cannot occur with this, even if you push. It is a really peaceful state. Oh, my glasses have turned cloudy.
Suoh: Kukuku.
Munakata: Did you laugh now?
Suoh: Not at all.
Munakata: If we started fighting in this situation (while cleaning his glasses), it would be out of control. It is a shameful place.
Suoh: That's right... I'm tired of imagining it.
Munakata: Why did the "Blue King" and the "Red King" have to start fighting naked? People around me will have a hard time understanding. Oh, it's cloudy again.
Suoh: Munakata. You wear glasses until now...
Munakata: Can't I? It would be inconvenient without this.
Suoh: You have to separate.
The sound of steam.
Munakata: Oh, suddenly steam came out. The temperature in the room is starting to rise.
Suoh: ……
Munakata: It seems that this is completely automatic. There are no staff.
Suoh: Isn't the control panel on that wall?
Munakata: I see. It seems that when you press this switch, the steam rises, and when you raise this lever, the room temperature rises. How's it going? Do you want to lower the temperature a little more?
Suoh: … (smiles)
Munakata: (nods) No, I don't have a problem, but I was wondering if you were comfortable.
Suoh: Munakata. If you are very hot, you can lower the temperature.
Munakata: ……
The sound of playing with the lever.
Suoh: Well, both of them are maxed out. (he find it interesting)
Munakata: Isn't that enough?
Suoh: Fu… (invincible smile)
Munakata: Fu… (a fearless smile)
The sound of steam fluttering.
Suoh: ……
Munakata: ……
Suoh: Fu…
Munakata: Fu…
Suoh: What's up, Munakata? You are sweating a lot.
Munakata: I have a good metabolism. You seem to be quite groggy.
Suoh: I knew well that your eyes were knot holes. It's great.
Munakata: You are also a very stubborn person... in the first place. Oh?
A sound effect that burns even with a sizzling flame.
Suoh: Kukuku.
Munakata: If you think the heat is getting unusual, why don't you use the power of the "King"?
Suoh: Well, what do you mean?
Munakata: (mockingly) Good. If you intend to do that.
Kin, a sound effect that freezes something.
Suoh: Munakata, you bastard.
Munakata: Fufufu. I will not lose.
The sound of something stabbing.
Munakata: Is it because of your mind? Isn't the sauna about to explode?
Suoh: It's not because of my mind. The wall is sloping. The boiler is rattling too.
Munakata: (sighs) It seems like it's somewhat suffocating. Even if the swords of Damocles come out in such a state, do you want to stop it?
Suoh: That's correct.
The sound of a squeak. The sound of footsteps. The two go back to the locker room.
Munakata: Well, it's great when you get here. Oh, Suoh. Do you buy something from the vending machine?
Suoh: (looks annoyed) I drink this after taking a bath.
Munakata: Fruit milk?
Suoh: Is it bad?
Munakata: No, no.
The sound of opening something and speaking in a low voice.
Munakata: That's right. I also have a glass of the same. (smile)
Disclaimer: A big thank you to those who shared the tracks with us. It will be unlikely for me to translate all of the tracks so I will be doing the one requested. Translation under read more.
thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3
areudirty
pixelskylines
stormborns
blakekathryn
janainaart
origamiaround
dailybridgerton
discoholicmusic
theartofmadeline
