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Wanda: H-how do you ask someone out?
Y/N: Well, first-
Natasha: Don't ask them, they asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot.
Wanda: ...And you said yes?
Wanda: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Y/N: Wow. They sound stupid.
Wanda: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Y/N: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Wanda: I guess you’re right. Hey Y/N, I love you.
Y/N: See! Just say that!
Wanda: Holy fucking shit.
Y/N: If that flies over their head then, sorry Wanda, but they're too dumb for you.
Wanda: Y/N.
Y/N: Hey, malysh, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds?
Natasha: Yes?
Y/N: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days.
Natasha: ....
Natasha: Fuck
Y/N: It's gonna be a fun week!
Natasha: I'm going to Wanda's house.
Y/N: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.
Wanda: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Y/N: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.
*Natasha walks in*
Y/N: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.
Y/N: *kisses Wanda*
Wanda: !
Y/N: ...Did you steal my chapstick?
Wanda: Did- did I what?
Y/N: My chapstick, Wanda. Did you steal it?
Natasha: Y/N, for the love of God, not this again.
Wanda: I- No, I didn't steal your chapstick. We use the same chapstick.
Y/N: No, there is absolutely no way we use the same chapstick, because it was only sold on one Etsy shop two years ago and they discontinued it, and I loved it so much that I bought the last of their stock, and I keep it in my freezer so it doesn't go bad. It's been discontinued for three years. No one uses the same chapstick for three years. So unless you've been eating a whole fuck ton of something that's flavored like chocolate and popcorn, you absolutely stole my fucking chapstick.
Wanda: Chocolate and popcorn?
Natasha: Why do you think it got discontinued?
Wanda: This totally sucks, man.
Y/N: This is horrible.
Wanda: Yeah, I know, I mean look at today’s news.
Y/N: No, it’s not that, it’s Natasha.
Y/N: It’s just like, I can’t get her out of my head and every time I look at her I have this pains in my chest, and I just know it’s her fault, that bitch!
Wanda: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
Y/N: Nope, there's 26.
Wanda: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.
Y/N: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.
Wanda: You'll get the D later ;).
Ron: Oh, my God. Do you know what this is?
Hermione: It’s a book. There’s a lot of those in here, this is a library.
Wanda: Life is like Natasha. It's short.
Wanda: Today, Y/N said a swear word, so Natasha said that they were going to wash Y/N's mouth out with soap. Y/N replied, “It’s okay, I like the taste of soap”. Turns out, they’ve been putting soap on their lips to blow bubbles.
Y/N: I wasn’t that drunk.
Natasha: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Y/N: BECAUSE YOU ARE!
Natasha: If there’s one thing I learned from Y/N, it’s to set people’s expectations real low, so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.
Y/N: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?
Natasha: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”
Wanda, scoffing: Oh, please.
Natasha, to Wanda : Hey, how you doin’?
Wanda:
Wanda: *giggles and blushes*
Steve, rubbing his forehead: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette.
Y/N: But Cap, we don't smoke.
Steve: Cut the crap, Y/N. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.
Steve: *points at Bucky* One! *points at Wanda* Two! *points at Natasha* Three! *points at Tony* Four! *points at Y/N* Five!
Steve: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers!
Bucky: *puts a cigarrette in Steve's hand*
Steve: Thank you. ...Light?
Everyone else: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*
Y/N: You’re jealous.
Natasha: Jealous?
Y/N: That’s why you were being so negative about this.
Natasha: That’s absurd. I’m always negative.
Y/N: Here is my wall of inspirational people.
Yelena: Is that a picture of you?
Y/N: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself
