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oozey mess
todays bird
cherry valley forever
occasionally subtle
NASA
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
noise dept.
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if i look back, i am lost
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bye to a real one… add your favourite smash mouth tweet
you can have characters in your mind! But watch out
current mood: skyrim skeleton being launched down a mountain at 300 mph
written with @wolfstarmicrofic prompt: wolf
To Remus, Sirius’ body was a holy thing —a temple, a shrine— white marble webbed through with black designs.
Two constellations twinkled on the expanse of his back, tracing his spine and spreading over his shoulder blades.
The grand spires and turrets of Hogwarts castle inked into his side.
Random doodles drawn into his fingers and ankles and biceps, little stars and band-aids and song lyrics.
Four animal footprints stamped onto his forearm —a stag, a dog, a wolf and a rat.
The moon phases waned and waxed across his chest, with the full glowing over his sternum.
A sly KISS ME etched into the tendons of his neck.
His lover’s initials marked between the dimples in his back.
To Remus, Sirius’ body was an altarpiece he would die worshipping.
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ugh slay
GO 👏 THE 👏 FUCK 👏 OFF. Also, the American educational system is trash. I applaud this child’s parents for giving her a voice and standing up against bias authority.
(Can someone caption this?)
Classroom full of mostly black and brown students:
Black student: [unintelligible—and then] …and then throwing everything away beneath it because it doesn’t pertain to you. I’m sorry —
White teacher: —you know what, I’m sorry -I’m sorry…
Black student: —No, no, no…I let you talk -I let you talk, you’re gonna let me talk.
[Other students gasps]
White student: Go ahead. Finish.
Black student: I’m sorry that this is the way that it is. You’re right, it is fucked up. But white people control everything…and that’s not fair. And when anybody, any other minority tries to say anything about it or change it, we’re complaining or we’re ungrateful or all this other stuff because we still have this or that. But then you say something about ‘Oh, I don’t want—there’s too many Latinos and there’s too many—’
White teacher: I didn’t say that—
[Various students disagree]
White teacher: I said I want to control the border!
Black student: You said you don’t want this to turn into a Latin country because there’ll be too many
White teacher: I did not say that.
[Various students disagree]
Student 2: You said you want to preserve the American culture.
Black student: There is no American culture. American culture is EVERYTHING.
[Various students agree]
Random: Mayonnaise!
[Students laugh]
Black student: And because you are white and so closed-minded, you refuse to accept that, you refuse to accept—
White teacher: Don’t tell me I’m closed-minded—
Black student: Everything you’ve said to me is closed-minded.
White teacher: Just because I don’t agree with you doesn’t mean I’m closed-minded.
Black student: You don’t need to agree—I -I’ve had conversations with people that don’t agree with me, but if they at least listen and try to accept—you’re not accepting the truth.
White teacher: Why do I have to accept what you think is right?
Black student: You need to accept the truth! Not what I think is right, what is actually happening right—
White teacher: Well, let me tell you what I think. You said white people have been in control of everything….who is the president of the United States right now?!
Students: A black man!
*Various sounds of incredulity*
Black student: WITH A WHITE CONGRESS! WITH A WHITE SENATE! WITH WHITE EVERYTHING ELSE! HE DOESN’T HAVE THE CONTROL OF EVERYTHING!
Random: GO OFF
Other Random: GO OFF–
*The class is in an uproar*
Random student: YOU ARE SO PRIVILEGED THAT YOU JUST DON’T SEE IT!
White teacher: Do we have to yell?!
Black student: Yes, because I’m mad.
Reblogging for the captioning. Thanks!
This is pure gold. I hope everyone has the candour and courage to speak against what is wrong. If people this young get that it’s important to have a voice then I still believe that there is hope.
Someone on the team having a peanut allergy and making a big deal of not being able to touch Leo
Walker: *crab dancing around Leo at any given moment* o shit o shit the nut is in the BUILDING
Leo: Thomas. Please.
Walker: WHO’S GOT MY EPIPEN *screams*
your-lo-cauliflower
Cauliflower, huh? 😂
This literally is so random and funny I have no idea who this could be lmao
Hey y'all
Sooo... Basically tomorrow, I'll be 6 months clean and God I never thought I'd make it. I really really didn't. But it just happened, I smiled more, became stronger, tried to fit into this life thing. And I'm better than I've been in quite some time, moved on from some shit and stopped caring about some.and it's worth it. Getting better is worth it. It takes time, heck it took me three years and I still don't know if I'll relapse or shit. But for now I'm here and I'm alive and laughing more and not as stressed about things.
So basically keep your head up, things do get better. If you need to talk I'm here, or talk to someone you trust. Talking helped me so much. Try to show your monsters who's the leader. You matter. And you can get better. ♥️
You got this. Take your time!!
Becca finally does a tag game!
Thank you @mostawesomepineapple for tagging me!
Rules: choose one artist/band and answer the following questions using their song titles
Artist: Ed Sheeran
What’s your gender? Galway Girl
How are you feeling? Happier
If you could go anywhere: Barcelona
Favourite mode of transportation? Dive
Your best friend? Nancy Mulligan
Favourite time of day? I don’t Care
If your life was a TV show? The A Team
Relationship status: What do I know?
I’m tagging: @heloisacosta23 @vlctorxvale @emilyfairchild @ti-bae-rius @kierarktina3ever @youve-cath-to-be-kitten-me @minacarstairs @notyourmomsnephilim @older-brother-kit @kieran-rules-zara-drools
I LOVE this okayyy. My fave artist has over 600 songs so I’d better be able to find good answers!
Artist: The Mountain Goats
What’s your gender?: The Mess Inside
How are you feeling?: Against Agamemnon (to be fair, always. That guy sucks)
If you could go anywhere?: Minnesota
Favourite mode of transportation?: Flight 717 Going to Denmark
Your best friend?: Liza Forever Minnelli
Favourite time of day?: Seeing Daylight
If your life was a TV show?: The Bad Doctor
Relationship status?: Get Lonely
Thank you John Darnielle for writing so many songs to make this so easy for me!
I’m tagging @sylphabelle @writing-in-verse @christophers-lightwood and anyone else who fancies it - it’s super fun (especially if you like the Mountain Goats)
oo, okay, this is noice, thank u for the tag lovely <33
artist: Mitski
what’s your gender? Thursday Girl
how are you feeling? Happy
if you could go anywhere? A Burning Hill
favourite mode of transportation? Carry Me Out
your best friend? Old Friend
favourite time of day? Pink In the Night
if your life was a tv show? Remember My Name
relationship status? Lonesome Love
tagging @sacrebleubird (anything but Taylor Swift anything but Taylor Swift anythING BUT TAYKOR SWIFT) @nanse-but-personal @writing-in-verse @jessamine-gray @pansexual-lilychen @qlexqnderlightwood @mrs-renee-reynolds + literally any of my mutuals <33
I put this in queue so I hopefully won’t spam everyone with tag games!
artist: All Time Low
what’s your gender? That Girl
how are you feeling? Oh, Calamity!
if you could go anywhere? Six Feet Under the Stars
favorite mode of transport? I Can’t Do The One-Two Step
your best friend? Painting Flowers
favorite time of day? Sleeping In
if your life was a TV show? Something’s Gotta Give
relationship status? Forget About It
@windstrider2017 @kevinparrishes @cowboymoonking and anyone else :)
Thanks for tagging me! ^^
artist: Foster The People
what’s your gender? Houdini
how are you feeling? Coming of Age
if you could go anywhere? Imagination
favorite mode of transport? Pumped Up Kicks
your best friend? Best Friend
favorite time of day? Worst Nites
if your life was a TV show? Style
relationship status? Nevermind
Tagging: @renee-with-knives @sillyb0yblue @toomanyfandoms008 @akazani09 @jos10minyerd @tiredgirltingz @swordm1993 @bluevstheforcesofevil @cnythnk1 @kevindayprotectionsquad and anyone else who wants do! :3
artist: my chemical romance
what’s your gender? : teenagers
how are you feeling? : I’m not okay
if you could go anywhere? : house of wolves
favorite mode of transport? : cemetery drive
your best friend? : Helena
favorite time of day? : sleep
if your life was a tv show? : welcome to the black parade
relationship status? : i don’t love you
tagging @mychemicalobsession514 @wariotheking @ninjacool89 @minihowie @weef22
thanks for the tag!!
Thanks for tagging me :D
artist: Panic! At The Disco
what’s your gender? - Girl That You Love
how are you feeling? - Victorious
if you could go anywhere? - House of Memories
favorite mode of transport? - The Overpass
your best friend? - Miss Jackson
favorite time of day? - Nine in the afternoon
if your life was a tv show? - Impossible Year
relationship status? - When the Day met the Night
Tagging - @kaythejay @yupokaysuremhm @remy-dreams @shouttheforbiddenwords @unexciting-houseplant @starwithoutheart @cromchychipdip @sharkkittem
Thanks for the tag :>
Artist: Twenty One Pilots
Whats your gender? - Lane Boy
How are you feeling? - Stressed Out
If you could go anywhere? - House of Gold
Favourite mode of transport? - Pet Cheetah
Your best friend? - Johnny Boy
Favourite time of day? - Not Today
If your life was a TV show? - Semi-Automatic
Relationship status? - Tear in My Heart
Tagging: @existential-pasta @the-crimes-of-immoral-gays @a-fools-love @midnight-spectrum-again @lemonbians @nerdist-12 @perks-of-being-chinese @i-am-a-koi @i-say-vol-you-say-tron @delightfullyshamelessdinosar @this-account-is-a-mistake @3-ducks-in-a-trenchcoat
ty for tagging me!
artist: the beatles
whats your gender: girl
how are you feeling: i feel fine
if you could go anywhere: norwegian wood
favourite mode of transport: yellow submarines
your best friend: with a little help from my friends
favourite time of day: a hard days night
if your life was a tv show: im so tired
relationship status: p.s. i love you
tags! @hi-welcometo-chillis @your-local-wa11flower @lolitadoll-icerose @losingbraincellseveryday @blueliliesstars @aleiimm :D
Thank you for the tag! This was fun!!
Artist: Melanie Martinez
What’s your gender? Mrs. Potato Head
How are you feeling? Dead to Me
If you could go anywhere: Play Date
Favorite mode of transportation? Wheels on the Bus
Your best friend? Mad Hatter
Favorite time of day? Recess
If your life was a TV show? Drama Club
Relationship Status: Lunchbox Friends
I’ll tag @whom-ping-willow @st-a-y @theantisocialghost @just-a-teen-fangirl @awanderingteen :)
If you get this, answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send it to the last 7 blogs in your notifications, anonymously or not! Let's get to know the person behind the blog ❤
Thank you for the ask!
Fact 1: I read tarot cards
Fact 2: I am 5’2
Fact 3: I have 2 facial piercings and one tattoo
Hiiii
So these are wierd times and kind of hard with the no socializing.. Sooo imma spread some loveeee
Tag all the people who make you happy and give you a reason to smile, appreciate each other and just give someone a smile yeahhh??
I love you guys
@ice8433 @axetic @hope-isabitch @i-am-a-passing-potatoe @bloodymortician @its-freaky-fred @the-raptor-who-ate-samueljackson @celestial-limerence @lookslikesnow @your-local-wa11flower @incorrecthpjo @zombie-patato @spendsmychange @thedaysarecoming @casuallyyoungdragon
Anyone can do this!!! 🎊🎊💜💜
Awww right back at you! Thank you for starting this, times really have been rough, but I’m glad we are working to lift each other up :). I will tag @theantisocialghost @whom-ping-willow @lemonbians @professor-toebeans @awanderingteen @just-a-teen-fangirl
I hope you are all safe and healthy, and I want you to know I care about you all a lot! Participate in this if you’d like :)
HAZEL THANK YOU MY STOMACH IS ALL QUEASY WITH HAPPINESS
<3 <3 <3 <3 YOU’RE WELCOME I MISSED YOU ALL I HOPE YOU’RE SAFE!!!
I’m starting a reblog-and-tag game
Make yourself with this picrew (made by the awesome @sangled) and tag up to 8 people! I’ll start
@yume-fanfare @apocalypse–enthusiast @eva-arikuri @zayria @transboyklug @caoomi @arya-art + anyone who is in the mood!
@havelesspanic @rich-jake @appreciatechristineyoucowards @granola-dot-jpeg @ginger-ale-official @royallyanxious @sandersstudies
@what-if-dolphins-had-legs @hiqhdrive @trans-jeremy-heere @nbchristinecanigula @kitkat-player3 @cactiist @angelpatton @thatbeautifulsound
@onestolendare @coltonryan @violetneptuneheart @elephantburrito @herkiss-theriot some of u I’ve already shown this too but!!!
@woorenergy @rose-gold-roman @galaxy-lilies-main @therubyjailcell @thegaypasta and literally anyone else
Kinda me although the hair is too light, gonna tag… @nb-queer @not-cam-pad @creativity-killed-thekitten and idk, anyone who wants to?
I’m babey
@my-analogical-romance @max-is-tired @demurphart @patchworkofstars @heck-im-lost (mostly because I know yours would be adorable and that you might have already done one of the these)
There! Hmmm lemme tag @spooky-scary-endoskeleton @franninart @leopeaw @narancia-but-cursed @parspicle @mutated-bunnies @acheesecakee and @luna-shimizu ❤️❤️❤️♥️♥️♥️ have fun darlings
Hehe I’ve already made these!
I made two because sometimes I’m more of a sweats and hoodie type of gal, and sometimes I’m more of a pigtails and dresses kind of gal. Basically depends on my mood. I thought, why not do both?
Now then, who to tag?
@wolfgirl55stuff @bella-just-bella @thestrangecarrotcake @ask-ufpapyrus @karmels-stuff @maxladcomics @pc-doodle @dalekfell
I know a few of you have already made these, but that’s okay! You can just post the one you’ve already made, or make a new one! And, as usual, don’t feel like you have to do it if you don’t want to!
Heyo it me
I tag…..
@lemathehuman @bane667 @xxdjedgelordxx @voodoodo11 @messedupessy …. and that’s literally everyone who jointly, Luna and I haven’t tagged.
I dunno who to even tag- So I’m gonna tag randomly?? @voodoodo11 @diaxownika @wolfgirl55stuff @thedarkcronch @silverryu25 are all I could think of.. (dont mind me being an anxious ball of fear <XD)
WEEEEEEE–
That one’s cute! Sadly i couldn’t make s transition in hair color ;-; but it’s fine ^^
For tags i’ll choose: @havvki @mauris-art @xxmileikaivanaxx @xxtc-96xx @kiralushia @hawker-the-gary @lovely-anon-messages
(just in case, sorry for bothering ;;;)
Of course, even if you’re not tagged but want to do it, do it!! (if this counts as tag too then i’m sorry for going over the limit ;;;)
Aight here we go
It me :)
@hunter-that-the-gods-have-sent @fuck-yeah-chicken-nuggets @my-pansexualmess @oliverspicrews @relatablepicturesofdoofenshmirtz @teeth-thief @zackofcards @putinsmidwife 💞
you ever recreate your resting bitch face in picrew-
(idk who to tag so ehh dies in italics)
So we have me (left) and me with The Hair I Want ™ (right)! Aslo, there was no demi sexual flag so i made do with the ace flag!
Uhhhh fuck it @demonickaylee @rose-graveyard @bironore @jinkxtheroo @pastel-mumbo @honeyore @sunset-block @mumbojumbos
Holy hell,, I like actually look like this
@official-lucifers-child @martemis1 @ashrain5 @books-andbiscuits @celeste-tyrrell
You look so cute oml
Meanwhile ^
Uhhhhh @bunn-iy @roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it @themarvellovingwhovian @fishiest-fish
Sure why not @thesamenord @masochist-incarnate @homo-sex-shoe-whale
Uhh… Well I don’t actually have any Tumblr friends so I’ll just tag a few people I follow.
@majestikwolf @mad-unity @bakuismybitch
@lucifers-favorite-child @tooweirdtolivetoogaytodie (sorry guys, catch me dying in the corner)
@what-on-pluto-am-i just so you know i would die for you. You are my tumblr friend😛 thx for the tag
Here we go!
Tags:
@jacob-da-italian @nekokittykat @pinkcowboyeggpanda @shescassiopeia @blisslilywrites @msleilei @kingdomheartstrash @charlesoberonn @xx-thedarklord-xx @officebeepo
Thanks for tagging me 💞
Tags:
@ghostietoasty @kirieijirouu @pure-bakusass @mina-ashido-ismywife @kingdomheartstrash @purrka @maplefudge @mermaidlorelei @kozikoko @jengarie @icyhotheartwritings @ori-kunn @cobblepottantrum @kiribak-uwu sorry if I missed you, feel free to play along if you’d like!
Thanks for tagging me @officebeepo 💖💖💖
I tag: @kozikoko, @jengarie, @kirieijirouu, @mina-ashido-ismywife, @kingdomheartstrash, @dieseldrakilis, @purrka, @icyhotheartwritings, @akaya-95, @artzypaw, @kiribak-uwu and @mycatacademia 💖
Feel free to play along if you want 💖
@sunrise–mlm @spicymochi @sadmemeboy @macdoesit @enby-yearning @riot-mlm @yan-mlm @imtooangryforsomepeople
oh, hi there! :)
@enby-posi @a-boy-againstthe-world @your-gay-grandma @corsolanite @love-rainbows
Hello there frens
Tags: @thatspectacularpigeon @flashdrivegarbage @lil-dane @void-of-erebos @midnight-spectrum-again and anyone who wants to!
I wish I looked this good XD. I did my hair as a braid since that’s how it is most of the time
Me! Uuuum
@bisexualpotterparker @awkwardsunshineandrainbows @hildy-dont-be-hasty @axsexualinsomniac @ everyone do this
I’ll tag @sarcasticspiderman @tepyss @govermentassignedbees @frog-in-tom-hollands-mouth @incorrect-spiderson and anyone else who wants to do this
I’m ugly as hell don’t know what y’all expected although I do look kinda cute in this. Hmn gonna make it my icon maybe
Uhhh @thereligiousgay @purp-man @lance-alt @thatswhat24
wow so many details have changed since last time i did this one :0! about one year ago
@roses-bubbles @mylifeisadeceit @ahandfulofregrets @sanders-sketches @pink-punk-metal @i-am-overly-complicated @sasmeo-bisaster @purp-man
My hair is growing too much help
@punsandpodcasts @sometimeswritingsometimesdying and everyone else who wants to!
its me!
@ whoever wants to join in!!
Sup fuckers
I dont care who does this, everyone can!
wasn’t tagged but whatever
eye bags bc i’m always tired
anyone can do this! go crazy!
the hair i have ^ vs. the hair i want to have ^
@ohheavenlylord @astro-journeyx @nightwingblues @plutodecay @theantisocialghost and anyone else interested! (only if u want to ofc)
@respect-the-drip @an-absolute-anxious-mess @your-local-wa11flower
Thank you for the tag @theantisocialghost 😊. I tag @whom-ping-willow and anyone else who wishes to join!
“[Vanessa Jackson] admitted to police that she intentionally set him on fire because shooting him would have been ‘too nice’.”
a true american hero
I’m conflicted cause he definitely needed to die, for everyone’s safety. And I absolutely do not trust the justice system to do it. But I’m not sure I believe in bringing cruelty into it. Like even the worst of us don’t deserve to be burned to death.
Reblog if you think child rapists deserve to be burned to death.
Never hit reblog faster in my life
Burn all rapists and rape-apologists.
Ashish Spring/Summer 2012 details