bsd characters except it's conversations/things me and my friends have said
Dazai: everybody attack Atsushi he's suppressing his emotions again
Junichiro: I mean?? same?? but yeah let's focus on Atsushi
Atsushi: Akutagawa is threatening me send help
Dazai: I mean what else is new-
Kunikida, from a distance: yeah not surprising
Yosano: shakespeare was bi, yes, but the bi was short for bitch.
Akutagawa, running in a hallway: aye you can't get rid of shit.
Atsushi, following him: it's me, I'm shit.
Ranpo: I just choked on ramen and felt it in my nose.
Dazai to Elise: why do you laugh like a child- oh wait.
Kenji: does british count as a language?
Kunikida: no one likes mushrooms until like college but they're really good.
Atsushi: I like mushrooms
Kunikida: so we do have someone with taste in this agency
Dazai: AYO. OK BUT THAT WASN'T GAY.
Chuuya: yeah, it's not gay if you didn't see it
Gin: bruh the trump stans are taking it too far
Q: CRYPTIDS ARE ABOVE GENDER!!! MOTHMAN IS NONBINARY!!
Kyouka to Atsushi: I'm going to be honest with you right now I have no idea what the fuck it is that we're supposed to be doing but like hell I'm going to admit that
Fyodor: I wanna be Russia's big daddy
Q: I'll just pour apple juice in a shot glass and pretend it's tequila
Mori: children die everywhere!
Kouyou: there was this girl with a really hot voice but then she started talking about christianity so i just left.
Atsushi: she also said that I looked gay
Kyouka: I'm just gonna chill with my lego baby yoda and pretend i never saw that
Dazai: I have a ball of aluminium foil I might just choke myself on it
Chuuya about to use corruption: you've shawtied your last shawty bitch
Ranpo: *to the tune of money by abba* honey honey honey, where the fuck are you
Dazai: no. I am a vacuum.
Chuuya, in the distance: that's why you suck
Dazai: yeah well at least I don't swallow, whore
Hawthorne: God is shining through my window.
When the ADA watched the dragon prince
Kunikida: why are there so many same-sex couples on this show?
Ranpo: because gay people exist, Kunikida.
Yosano: yeah, don't be a bitch Kunikida.
Kouyou, drunk off her ass: fuck anxiety, be gay for women
Atsushi, with the voice of an excited child: iT'S A SQUIRREL AGAIN
Atsushi: I can see my hair and I look like a lesbian
Dazai: I knew you weren't straight since you were 2
Dazai: you were always a fucking fruit.
Elise: my cat is more gender neutral
Nikolai: PACK THE CHICKENS AND UNFASTEN THE SEATS WE RIDE FREE OF THE EXTRA WEIGHT THAT IS OUR HUMANITY AND WE CROSS THE SEVEN OCEAND AND THE 2 SEAS AT DAWN. DONR LET ANYTHING HOLD YOU BACK. THIS IS YOUR MOMENT TO RIOT. MY FRIENDS.MY COLUMNISTS. MY COMRADES. MY RUSSIANS.WE.LEAVE.NOW. OUR TIME IS HERE
Atsushi: HOW DID I NOT KNOW I LIKED HIM
Atsushi: LIKE HOW DID EVERYONE KNOW BEFORE ME
Dazai: bc you're a dumb gay bitch
Dazai: fuck short people and not in the good way
Kenji: you drenched in pool water dorito
Kunikida, talking to the agency: let's face it, we're all just stupid gays
Ranpo: why do you car turns into lighting mcqueen
Yosano, not even looking up: kachow mamas
Steinbeck: hi hello I just found Cthulu x reader smut
Francis: who tf is cahtukl
Chuuya texting Dazai: I HAT =W YOU
Dazai: you hat =w me ok bet
Dazai: hc that bald kurapika is a time traveler
Fukuzawa: what happened in this damn nightmare of a chat
Chuuya: Fyodor is definitely homophobic
Dazai: we should all be gay for a day then
Chuuya's closeted ass: yeah,,, haha
Dazai: "trickshot!" i say as i throw the (closed) lunch container. it in fact was not a trick shot because instead of going in the trashcan it hit my friends arm and exploded everywhere.
Ranpo: who's my sweet little pigchapm
Ranpo: MY MISSPELLING DID THAT TO MY SWEET LITTLE PIGCHAMP
Ranpo: MY SLEEP DEPRIVED ASS KEEPS RYLING PIGCHAMO
Yosano: YOU ARE PIG CHANP.
Ranpo: yknow what fuck it
Ranpo: "oh pig chan thou eyes shine bright like the mid summer moon and thy thighs are as fat as they come, now make love to me under the moonlight , this holy night before the sun arises and you have to depart for the future" whispered Shakespeare in pig-chans ear
Dazai texting the gc at ass in the morning: LOOK YOU KNOW WHAT I KNOW FOR A FACT SHAKESPEARE WOULD USE THE WORD STAN AND THE WORD PUFFERS
Chuuya: shakespeare is my pogchamp
Dazai: "snakspeare is me pogchamo umye lads
Chuuya: what if i pegged shakespeare
Dazai: "ah yes shakesapee rhat beard is so hot" moans
Chuuya: write me a poem bitch
Dazai: "talk victorian english to me " moans harder
Ango who supervises the group chat and is the only adult awake: I hate it here.
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