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pumpkin gfs because its october why not 🎃
Here I am bothering Dried Pickle Man for some Bog Chomps on this beautiful October Tuesday, just to share with you!
He snuck onto the art table last night and I did not notice while he was there but he dropped a BIG eye crust and a bunch of hair into my purple paint!
Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting!
This disgusting Criminal blew snot into my paint water when I would not let him drink it, necessitating a complete change.
Thanks bud.
My cat has a chronic respiratory thing going on (feline respiratory herpes virus), andmore than once he’s sneezed right in my face. Got snot like fresh rubber cement right in the face.
I once sneezed back in his face (ah, allergies). I got this look in return.
Okay I am absolutely losing my shit because not only is that a hilarious story of comeuppance and also an incredible LOOK, your cat just in general...fuckin...he looks like his name is Jason and he works in accounting and absolutely knows what a cell phone is and how to work an instant pot. He has thumbs. He's just an average man who drives a mini-SUV he takes on short trips to his parents upstate every month. Your cat files taxes. I love him.
Give a man a gun and he’ll rob a bank……
Give a man a bank and he’ll rob everyone.
who radicalized jeff
I think Zelda got more of her father’s comedy genes than she realizes.
The Most Iconic™ Moments In Leverage
-sophie showing up at her own funeral. Twice. -nate running up 15 flights of stairs and stopping on every floor to press the elevator button just to piss off Sterling -“he must’ve had some good qualities” “none. Not even in bed” -sophie throwing off her trench coat to reveal a rapelling harness, and Parker running to her while Sterling’s shouting for the agents to catch them -eliot knocking out 4 guys before Hardison’s bag hits the floor -“if you eat a snakes heart, you consume its soul”
- Parker saying she wants Dalton Rand dead and Eliot just shrugging and saying ‘Yeah, I could do that’
- HARDISON PLAYING THE VIOLIN and ELIOT SINGING
- Aw, see, you made two mistakes, bro. First, you flashed that fake-ass FBI badge at me. Second, [Hardison points at Eliot] you spilled his coffee.
- You forgot… [No]…About the true meaning…[No, don’t you say it!!] of Christmas. [My God, that barely applies here!!] Ho ho ho.
- You know what I have? I have a 24 year old genius with a smartphone and a problem with authority. You never stood a chance.
- Just the entire Rashomon job in general
(Yes, I have a thing for season 3 why do you ask)
- “Sir, I can take your underpants.”
- “I’m sorry it was too far away for you to punch, I’m sure that really frustrates you.”
- Parker casually hanging off a ski lift. “Help. Help.”
- “Uncomfortable with black authority.” “Sir, please don’t write that.” “I will write a letter to your mama if I feel like it.”
- Hardison: “I spent three days hacking the White House email. … We are doing some pretty hinky stuff in Pakistan.” … Eliot: “I was in Pakistan.”
- “You thought she was dressed as a nun for no reason?” “It’s Parker.” “Fair enough.”
- “Someone tricked you into bringing a briefcase full of evidence of your own crime straight to the police?”
- Eliot anchoring Parker’s rope to Hardison’s belt rather than the railing of the elevator.
- Nate: “Eliot, I’m going to ask you not to do anything violent.” Eliot: “What are you talking about? I only use violence as an appropriate response…” Sterling: “Hello Nate.” Eliot: *violence*
- Eliot getting way too into his cover as a baseball player.
- Eliot and Hardison as health inspectors in the Iranian secret police safehouse disguised as a restaurant. “I’ve gotta dock ya.” Then Eliot bumping into one of the secret police officers, shrugging apologetically, and saying “I’ve gotta dock ya” before beating him up.
- Eliot fighting multiple people behind soundproof glass while the others are totally oblivious.
- “Does this smell like chloroform to you?”
- “I didn’t even stab him!” “Yeah, we are so proud of you.”
- Eliot having a casual chat with someone he’s on a first name basis with, while they’re beating each other up.
- Sophie going undercover in a company claiming she’s there to find a mole. Actually uncovers a mole.
- A kid on a school trip walks into the room where Hardison and Nate are monitoring the situation. They explain everything that happens, giving him tips on running a con.
- Hardison and Eliot feuding over a sandwich. “I ate the damn sandwich. … If he wasn’t gonna beat my ass I’d go thank him.” *bites into sandwich*
- “Why is there a nun’s habit without a nun inside?” “…Rapture!”
- Hardison talking to the cartel boss, Eliot beating up thugs in the background, in full view of the boss, while trying to keep Hardison from noticing.
- Hardison and Chaos being excited over the Batcave. Hardison promising Eliot his own batsignal.
- “That little pretzel cart is both delicious and Interpol.”
- Hardison in the van making Eliot, who is standing in a field, do the Cha Cha Slide, then seeing Eliot’s signal moving very fast towards him. The van begins to shake.
- Eliot running a kitchen while beating up thugs. Eliot asking a thug his opinion on the sauce before knocking him out.
“I didn’t know you could sing.” - “Not as well as I can act.”
“I have an idea.” - “Am I gonna hate it?” - “No, but I am.”
“That was the worst night of my life.” - “Come on man, you’ve been in worse situations.” - (Flashback to Eliot being forced to play Russian Roulette.) - ”No. No, that was the worst.“
Eliot and Hardison hugging it out.
“Can I hit him?” - “Which one?” - “Either one.” - “See, it’s not just me.”
Two Good Ol’ Boys
any scene where Hardison and Parker are Agents Thomas and Hagen
whenever Agents Taggert and McSweeten get the credit for the team’s work and just run with it
everybody secretly calling Sophie for advice
Ok, but some of the gold from not-the-team:
“So it goes Holy Ground, ehhh the basement, Holy Ground”
The incredulous yet smug way Sterling puts together Nate’s plan at the end of the Second David Job
Hurley offering to be Nate’s AA sponsor
That one woman who refuses to get off her stationary bike during the Gone Fishing Job
Damien Moreau repeating “who are you” while Nate monologues at him
okay but what about:
- Hardison: “This is racial. This is about my eth-ni-ticity, ain’t it? It’s cuz I’m Jewish.”
oh to wear a knife strapped against my thigh beneath a silk dress
Ruth Bader Ginsburg was born in Brooklyn in 1933. She meets Steve Rogers pre- or post-freezing.
OR BOTH!
1942:
It was nice to be back in New York, Steve thought, after touring the whole country with the Star Spangled Show. Even better, once the show was done here, they were going overseas – not into combat, but at least it was a start. It made him cheer up just to think about it, and he maybe threw a little extra flair into the show every night, took a little extra time at the stage door.
“What’s your name?” he asked, crouching to get on eye-level with the little girl who had been patiently waiting behind several taller, pushier people.
“Ruth,” she said shyly, offering him her autograph book.
“Lovely name,” he replied. “Did you like the show?”
She nodded. “I liked the dancing.”
“You gonna be a dancer when you grow up?”
“Nuh uh,” she said.
“What’re you gonna be?”
“A judge,” she said.
“Yeah? You gonna make sure justice is done?”
She nodded soberly.
“Well, Ruth, you gotta study hard, you know that, right?” he asked, as he signed her book. “I expect to see you on the bench someday.”
“Thank you,” she murmured, stepping back, and another handful of kids surged around her. Cute kid.
2012:
Steve had always liked Civics in school, but when you had to catch up on seventy years between your last history class and the present, it could get a little overwhelming. On the other hand, celebrity was good for something; when he’d been working on memorizing the names and major cases of the Supreme Court justices, Tony had said, “Well, do you want to meet them?”
A couple of long phone calls and a few weeks later, Steve passed through a LOT of security, down a hallway, and into a courtroom; it was early in the morning, ahead of the open public hours, and the room smelled like coffee. A tiny bird of a woman in a black gown was standing in front of the seating box.
“Captain,” she said, as he shook her hand.
“Justice Ginsburg, right?” he asked. “It’s an honor, ma’am.”
“I feel the same,” she said, and there was something very familiar about her smile. “I wanted to get here a little earlier than everyone else, to speak to you in private.”
He was opening his mouth, about to ask why, when she reached into a pocket of the robe and took out a battered leather book, the kind kids used to collect autographs in.
“I don’t suppose you remember, you must have signed a lot of autographs,” she said. “But back in the war, just before you left for overseas, I went to see your bond show.”
Steve looked down. Scrawled on the page was his clumsy signature and, in slightly better lettering, To Judge Ruth. Study Hard!
He looked up at her, eyes wide. “No, I remember – I asked if you wanted to be a dancer and you said no, you were going to be a judge.”
“You were the first adult outside of my family who didn’t sneer at a girl wanting to be a judge,” she said.
“Well,” Steve said faintly. “Guess you must have studied.”
“Captain America said he wanted to see me on the bench. Couldn’t very well let him down,” she replied, and Steve laughed.
May your memory be a blessing, Your Honor.
Okay, I see what this is.
the curious creations of christine mcconnell is such a powerful aesthetic
every single thing is so over the top and extravagant
like
this woman lives in a big spooky victorian house
she wears fantastic vintage dresses, has perfectly coiffed hair, and flawless makeup
her housemates include a gentle artist werewolf, a half-squashed sassy raccoon, a fiendish mummified cat, a furry basement monster, a helpful fridge octopus, and a mirror ghost who gives her fashion advice
she spends all day making ridiculously intricate homemade baked goods and crafts for her neighbors and dead grandma
and her boyfriend is a serial killer who murders sex offenders
she’s really living the dream
people who argue over whos the better (gay) fictional wizard, gandalf or dumbledore, are BOTH wrong. its merlin from the sword in the stone (1963).
this guy set the bar for wizard characters nearly 60 years ago and he's been killing the game ever since
I’m a modern woman and all, but the minute you stick an early 1800s love story with dancing and chaste flirtation and dashing men in their regency era clothing in front of me I am fucking GONE
Jonna Hyttinen on Instagram
Indigikitchen is a nice cooking yt channel that focuses on indigenous cuisine if you’re into that kind of thing. they deserve way more subscribers
I can hear my kid playing supermarket by herself and she’s telling all the customers that they are disgusting and they need to leave
And she's right
Unmute !
IT IS VITALLY IMPORTANT THAT YOU UNMUTE!!!!
To all the young Millenials about to watch M*A*S*H for the first time, do not be turned off by Max Klinger being a guy in a dress.
For those of you unaware, the character tries several schemes to get out of the army on the grounds of being mentally unfit for service, most notably being a man who wears a dress, which no one buys. It’s played off as a joke but everyone loves him and treats him very respectfully unless it’s a character you’re not supposed to sympathise with.
You might want to call bull on the fact that they’re getting a cheap joke at a man in a dress. But, this man in a dress had a gender identity crisis ON SCREEN (although they couldn’t call it that) and also helped pave the way to allow transgender people into the armed forces.
No, seriously. A congressman who was a fan of the show brought up how Max Klinger cross dressing never was an issue at this M*A*S*H unit and it allowed transgender people to serve in the armed forces!
I’m a trans(masc) millenial and the biggest thing I feel was made fun of was how much some people were bothered by Klinger’s clothes, not the fact that he’s wearing them.
Klinger learns a lot about fashion and sewing and seems to develop a genuine passion for it over time.
There’s even one time when he develops a psychosomantic (spelling?) rash during a short time when he has to wear his uniform. Even after it is clear that he’s not gonna get to go home by wearing dresses, he continues - suggesting either a persistent act of defiance to make him feel better, or a real appreciation of the clothes… or both!
He’s clearly coded as straight, is accepted by his peers, and his character arc and development is barely focused on his clothes (rather it focuses on what he wants to do with his life; his dream future).
For a show made in the 70’s depicting the 50’s, M*A*S*H was a show before its time - with feminist messages and anti-war messages, as well as speking out against homophobia and racism - and Klinger was a groundbreaking character.
This is especially true, I think, if you watch the episodes sans the laugh track. Without the canned laughter, Klinger’s costuming comes off as especially sincere. Klinger is a good man and a great character and everyone in the camp respects him (and if they don’t, it’s not because of his attire).
The discovery that you can select “English Without Laugh Track” as an audio track has made the DVDs wonderful.
YOU CAN TURN OFF THE LAFF TRACK?? YES PLEASE!!
Klinger is the best!
When I was a little girl I legit loved Klinger and his gorgeous dresses and skirts, and nothing about him seemed strange or abnormal to me; I understood that he’d wanted a section 8 initially but it also seemed really clear to me that in that process he’d found himself, in whatever sense was important to him, and everyone accepted him in the unit. To me growing up in a completely queerphobic household/culture, he was a figure of great love and joy and positivity, and I embraced him unquestioningly and gratefully.
Bonus: Klinger also comes from a family of immigrants.
Like the cross-dressing, the jokes about it are sometimes a little borderline for today’s audiences. But Klinger’s cultural identity was mentioned constantly, and consistently shown as something that he was very proud of.
There was even an episode where all the M*A*S*H peoples’ families were planning a get-together in the states, and everyone worked especially hard to make sure that Klinger’s parents - who didn’t speak any English - were welcomed and included.
(Including this picture again for the caption over at Imgur - ‘M*A*S*H is owned by Fox. Fox is now owned by Disney. Klinger is now a Disney princess.’)
KLINGER IS A DISNEY PRINCESS
If Klinger were only doing this for the hope of getting a discharge, he would NOT have spent so much time coordinating his outfits. Because if you watch him, and listen to what he talks about, he clearly spends a lot of time not only finding women’s clothes in a war zone in a foreign country, he manages to make sure all the accessories match. That he’s got the right jewelry and shoes and hats and purses to match. That takes care and attention even in civilian life. In the middle of a war zone? It meant something to him.