Roses are red, violets are blue... @cherryrainbows - Tumblr Blog

ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

redstonedust

everyone is saying student housing but the problem is that comes with being a student, a fate i would not wish on my worst enemies.

kingcatnine

being the last one to send a message before the chat falls into sudden silence always feels like u just made the worst faux pas of your life and you go sorry guys was that weird and they're all like no sorry I was just looking at a leaf on tbe ground leaf.jpg like oh ok

muppet-sex

countably-infinite-rats

there are two punchlines here, the first is predictable, the second really surprises you

kosmogrl

I was born in the right generation I love phone in bed time and complaining

spaceybread

butch-king-frankenstein

@terreurs :)

terreurs

ooh thank god

gif87a-com

mmmskulljuice

slug: hmmm… plant: *chawmp* slug: ah I see. no thank you.

mosticonicposts

certified iconic post

hoodiegal

pearlescenthing

i am not like y’all , i will open tumblr in public without a second thought . if you’re invading my privacy by looking at my phone , i will scar you in return

malyshka4-deactivated20240329

coming out of this hotter and sluttier than ever, like a whore caterpillar

neometalpussy

i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.