Alice, look what you've done!

Farin. Writer. Possibly a cat. Tells stories; some true, most not, and suffers from a tendency to chatter about nothing in particular. I may not actually be a Farin, but if cats had names like people it would be mine. This blog is a mess, and I'm not quite sure where it's ended up. There are a lot of birds!

[mtsodie]

moodboard

[fuck-customers]

[the-quasar-hero]

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

[lakevida]

i love poison omelette

[the-bone-thief]

-1

[skeletor-at-the-skele-store]

-1

[sanleigh]

-1

[lakevida]

got some kick to it i tell you what

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[epileptiform]

if you see hardware on yhe ground like a washer or a hex nut you have to pick it up because it’s lonely and scared. if you see any metal on the ground you have to pick it up because it’s alone and scared and lonely.

[epileptiform]

they are deserving of love

[clumsypuppy]

what rhe fuck

[clumsypuppy]

oh my bad. continue

[adobe-outdesign]

[elodieunderglass]

Package containing three reusable silicone lids for preserving supermarket hummus, which cost very little and which I honestly don’t give a fig about: we’ve posted your parcel. (we’ve posted your parcel.) your parcel is posted. Your parcel is posted. Your parcel is moving. Tracking number for your parcel. Your parcel is being hand-carried to the depot by a courier named GREG. Your parcel is nestled gently at the DEPOT. Your parcel has been fed and watered and given a comfort break. Your parcel’s overnight nurse is named DILYS. She has twelve years of experience and a qualification. She reports YOUR PARCEL is DOING WELL. YOUR PARCEL HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. YOUR PARCEL HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. Your courier is named MERVYN and he is an AQUARIUS. your parcel is due at 12:13. We apologise. Your parcel is due at 12:17. This is due to MERVYN encountering ROADWORKS. Your parcel is circling. MERVYN is on your street. MERVYN IS HERE. Here is a photo of your feet with the parcel. Your parcel ARRIVED. how did you like MERVYN. Was he okay. Would you use him again. Would you trust Dilys to safeguard the following: a glass case containing a crystal gem / a balloon / a bucket of water. Your parcel was four minutes late. We’ll email you forever now. Do you like this

Package containing fragile and valuable birthday present to myself, anxiously awaited: due date of FUCKOFF Posted NEVER 💅

[punkitt-is-here]

this duck LOVES pink drink

[punkryuki]

[yellow-cat]

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

[awenok]

Some watercolour drawings that I made of @kilncreatures 's little guys :)

[kilncreatures]

i showed them and they were very flattered. they said you really captured their likenesses :)

[luetta]

*pulls away from the kiss and looks away bashfully* i-i'm sorry but.. i don't like it when your giant blood spider watches us make out

[luetta]

her: don't worry it's chill he doesn't even care

blood spider, telepathically: you should touch her ears and lower back she's really sensitive there

[luetta]

keep going she's close

[zeroperks]

what if a shrimp was a baby..........................

[valtsv]

*walks into an antique store* i’d like to see your most evil items, please

[pukicho]

The threads of fate bind us. I need 40 dollars

[angelbabymikaa]

i’ve been so well-behaved i deserve to light things on fire now

[2colde]

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet