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My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

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"Doctor, give it to me straight" "You sure, there's a fee" "… Give it to me gay"

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AGAB (Assigned Gay At Billing)

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Fascinated by the fact that his first question was about if he'd have to prove it. I wanna know how far that man would go to save less than a dollar

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Sorry, do you think 87 euros is less than a dollar

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and here is my first crush and ship ever <3 sailor moon will always have a special place in my heart no matter how old i get <3

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Taking a stab at that Sailor Moon character design challenge that happened a few months ago.

I wanted to approach it from more of a high-fashion angle since SM has always been heavily influenced by Takeuchi’s love of fashion.

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it’s so interesting how gloreth is seen not only as some great noble hero, a warrior who bravely slayed the monster, but also as an adult. a grown-up knight who knew what she was going. when in reality she was just a little kid. a kid who didn’t know what she was doing, not really. a kid with a wooden sword. a kid under her parents’ influence. a kid who only started seeing nimona as a monster because that’s what she was told. and yet she ended up depicted as an adult in the statue, in the storybooks, in the scroll used to justify trying to kill nimona again.

at the beginning of the movie when she’s being introduced via storybook, she says “go back to the shadows from whence you came” in a courageous, commanding voice, even though that’s not quite what happened! in reality her voice was scared, and a little bit uncertain. the narrative was always twisted in her favor because she was seen as the hero.

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actually wait i want to add on to this because now i’m thinking about how the deconstruction of heroes and villains and the roles they play in the story applies to gloreth (in the movie).

she’s first introduced as a hero - the hero, the one who slayed the monster and vanquished the evil. put on a pedestal and elevated to the status of a god.

but as the story progresses, you realize that she was never the hero she was made out to be. your perception of her shifts, and she becomes a villain. and in a way, she was essentially the root of the evil. she was the catalyst of the plot, the personification of the way society demonizes those it deems different. she was nimona’s only friend, she betrayed her, she killed her, she hurt her worse than anyone ever had before - how could she be anything but a villain?

and this is fascinating enough in its own right, but it goes deeper. because ultimately, gloreth was… a kid. a scared and confused kid, just like nimona! she was pushed to make a terrible mistake, and idolized because of it. she played the part of a villain and a hero, but ultimately, was she either?

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I connected the dots

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Nimona + text post(s)

pokimoko

I can't keep being fundamentally changed as a person by animated movies, it's just not sustainable.

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Derek: I haven't been called cool since I was 16. I'm starting to think I peaked in highschool.

Stiles: That's impossible. You hadn't even met me yet. *smirks, winks*

Derek:

Derek: I know you're just saying that as like some kind of clever, self-aggrandizing quip about how you are actually the best thing in my "sad" life while also trying to make a subtle jab at me about how I wasn't truly "complete" until you "graced" me with your "glorious presence", or whatever, and that I'll "never know anything greater than you for as long as I live". Derek: But joke's on you. You are, I wasn't until you did, and I never will. So, take that.

Stiles:

Derek: Your move, smart guy.

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Derek: Yesterday, I heard Isaac ask “Are you sure this a good idea?” And Stiles said “Trust me”.

Derek: I have never moved from one room to another so quickly.

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Wishing I was here right now🤍

It’s been a minute. Does this thing still work?

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the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it