This My House

Never fight with a clown, for you will become one 21 yo /they/them/ mature account (18+)

[chew-on-dicks]

Turns out the secret to making good tumbler posts is pretending it’s from Dracula flow

Went to Freddy father’s pizzeria to see that fat bitch shake his shit. Then all of a sudden his girlfriend is gnawing on my little cousins head. I said get the hell offa him! But it was too late, a minimum wage employee had to drag me back to my station wagon because you can’t go in there without a kid! Fuckin bullshit I already paid for his birthday party. So I had my boy Rico plant a bomb in the yee old lookin fuck, now Pirates Cove is Pirates fuckin nothing.

[chew-on-dicks]

This may be my best post actually

[stemmonade]

Help a Black disabled trans couple thrive for Pride Month

happy pride edition of this post lol. wont bog down the post explaining our situation, but we still need consistent help affording all our living expenses. my wife works but her job pays shit and i am trying to find work to no avail. i have the usual pay apps, as does my wife. we also have other options (like our patreon for monthly bills) and our registry if u wanna support that way. please consider helping make two struggling black queer folks' lives easier this pride month 🩷

PLS DONT TAG UNLESS FOR ACCESSIBILITY PURPOSES 🙏🏼

[stemmonade]

6/10

$564.13/$1250.13 for rent (9 days past due)

$0/$45 for negative bank balance and food

have not been able to update in like a week due to being very busy and then very very ill. we still aren't even at halfway, please please contribute if you can 🙏🏼. im also in the red from paying for stuff to prep for potential job interviews, and need to be able to eat this week. anything folks can spare helps.

[eptck]

IM SO TIRED OF SO MANY THINGS ABOUT DISABILITY BEING IN PRIMARY COLORS & CUTE BUBBLE TEXT

IM SO TIRED OF CAPTIONS AUTO-CENSORING CURSES & VIDEO CREATORS TRYING TO CIRCUMVENT THE ALGORITHM BY LEAVING PEOPLE OUT OF WHAT THEYRE ACTUALLY SAYING

IM SO TIRED OF FORCED BEDTIMES IN CARE HOMES & FORCED CELIBACY & SOBERNESS BY CAREGIVERS

WE ARE NOT CHILDREN . WE ARE ADULTS . WE CUSS AND FUCK AND DRINK AND DO DRUGS AND WE LIKE ADULT THINGS . HORROR MOVIES AND BOOKS AND SHOWS ABOUT SEX AND VIOLENCE . TREAT US LIKE ADULTS OR I'LL CUT YOU

[pocketbutch]

logging on like “guyyyysss hear me outttt”

[chew-on-dicks]

Miss Piggy

Chuck E Cheese

Spamton G Spamton

The Grinch

Springtrap

Gomez Addams

Sans

Waluigi

Catfishtress

Susie Myerson (PLEASEEEE)

Audrey 2

[hauntingyourself]

You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t

[hagiomoto]

Daily reminder to Americans on this website that American war on Iran is bad because Iranians are getting killed not because you can no longer afford going to the movies in the weekends or refill your car 😒

[headoomfs]

did anybody else do this

[therealhispanicpanic]

Aaaaah I love me some Charles Entertainment Cheese!!!

Did some art of him and @pocketbutch’s sona bc I thought they were mad whimsy.

I hope you like it!!

[pocketbutch]

oh my god its them!!! they look adorable here ;__; i love this so much dude thank you! 💞💞💞

[sillysymbol]

if you hate jazz you will die and go to hell

[yoyoma-stanaccount]

if you hate rap you will also die and go to hell

[aadamantine]

if you hate blues you will also also die and go to hell

[chew-on-dicks]

Realized a genius name for the ship.. Cheesecake

This was actually the first drawing I did of Confetti Cupcake as a cec character, I was just too excited to post the comic :þ

[strangegutz]

Help a guy get a bed!

Hey guys, my husband and I are now separated. I will be moving into another room in the house, but I'm badly in need of a bed replacement, so there is a new goal up on my ko-fi that will cover everything I need if you could drop a few bucks. YOU can help save my back and let me rest easy as I navigate how my life is changing from this point forward.

Support Cricket Gutz

Support Cricket Gutz

[chew-on-dicks]

No way

Heh,, thanks everyone,, for sic seven follower,,

[thehoney-queen]

Glamorous

[stephexmachina]

fake "secret third thing" enjoyers when the secret third thing isn't romantic not even a little:

[sycamorality]

op disabled reblogs but i really wanted this post on my blog again

[chew-on-dicks]

This is a gift for @pocketbutch ^^ you inspire me to draw my self ships even tho I can be self conscious abt it, so for that this is my thank you!!! 🍕🎟️🐀🐇

As a fellow butch who enjoys Chuck I salute you 🫡

(Reg version under the cut )

[pocketbutch]

im pacing around the room oh my god ;___; you mean it??? thank you so much this is adorable!!! 💞🎀

[chew-on-dicks]

HEHE X3 of course!! You two are so cutes together 💝