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yes I am mentally ill Header by @cobaltdpr

[zvaigzdelasas]

Eurovision 2027 competitors: Israel, Azerbaijan, Kosovo, Argentina, Germany, Israel

[dogpuppy]

[animentality]

[important-cat-pics]

[spookyboywhump]

I do really love it when women write graphic and fucked up things. I feel like so often people react to fucked up fiction with “of course a disgusting man would write this 🙄” and it often carries an unspoken (honestly sometimes spoken) message of “a woman’s PURE and DELICATE and FEMININE mind could NEVER think of something this VILE”. Thank you women in fucked up fiction 🫡

[dogpuppy]

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[tim-official]

trying to harness train her and she immediately got in this position and got stuck

[redstonedust]

put rainbow laces on all my shoes recently which is fun and sexy but has the side effect that i have gotten multiple "i like your shoelaces" from strangers and like. i cant NOT "i stole them from the president" in return. just in case. but its recieved mostly awkward laughs and looks of confusion. embarrasing myself in public out here over my damn shoelaces.

[redstonedust]

[isawken]

getting increasingly confused trying to have sex with my point and click wife but she just keeps saying “you cant use that here”

[isawken]

i have the ancient sarcophagus and the cuckoo clock. what the fuck else do i need man

[novafigura]

[deadelated]

Bro you definitely added too much soy sauce. Change your name and move to a new city

[deadelated]

Just go missing bro it's ruined

[epicsause-official]

"comparing apples and oranges" has always been funny to me as an expression because people's go to exampe of two things so radically different that they defy any useful comparison are apples. and oranges. like you would struggle to find a more comparable pair of objects than that. theyre literally sold right next to each other in most stores.

[epicsause-official]

wikipedia has a whole ass section dedicated to international variants of the idiom so let me quickly run through them

see this is even worse than oranges. pears and apples are like the most comparable things ever. france takes another L

ok so this is what i mean. these are measures of temperature and texture and are in fact not very comparable. молодцы ребята продолжаем в том же духе.

colombia wins most vivid image invoked hands down. would not want that to happen to me.

and i think we can all agree romania wins this hands down. everyone give a big round of applause to romania

[shamebats]

"There's no thought crimes and no thought heroisms" is honestly such a good piece of life advice.

You could be having the most fucked up problematic thoughts 24/7 but if you treat people with kindness, the good you do is the only thing that matters. But if you have only the purest thoughts and all the correct beliefs, it doesn't matter one bit if you spend most of your time being an asshole to people.

[withhopecrossedonourhearts]

making content about characters you dont think about a lot is sooooo embarrassing what if the fans see it and your interpretation of their blorbo is so atrocious that they have to block you like im sorry i didnt study at spamton university

[pseudorhombicosidodecahedron]

[real-language-facts]

penis actually means "almost is". its like peninsula or penultimate

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

Unfortunately jsons most palatable meal 2 date appears 2 be made from human remains