You took a wrong turn.

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

[vampiricyoshi]

I felt compelled

[gallusrostromegalus]

I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.

[succubusboyfriend]

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

[slightmayhem]

This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.

[with-practice]

[deebott]

I’m cackling this is so fucking funny

[ahhthelegend]

I can’t

[impossiblejellyfishfart]

OMFG

This breed of sheep is the Fat Tailed Han. I’ve never seen them MOVE though

[redscharlach]

my name is sheep and when it’s day and all the flock comes out to play i strut my stuff with tons of sass and like a boss i shake my ass

[d-mondaze]

A Christmas Carol is so wild to me because it takes not one, not two, but like four fucking ghosts to convince this dude not to be the biggest douche in the universe. Like, four fucking ghosts came back from the dead, rose from the Goddamn grave to be like, “I came back from the dead because you need to quit your shit.” Fuck. How big of an asshole do you have to be to have four fucking ghosts tell you to stop?

[moon-crater]

Have you ever met a rich capitalist

[mirrorfalls]

Also, one of those ghosts was a rich capitalist douche. He needed to reform Scrooge to work off his own sentence, didn’t he?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Marley’s ghost basically told Scrooge that if he kept being a greedy douchebag he would go to hell and Scrooge still needed convincing and that honestly is 100% believable to me

That an old rich white guy being told “Your going to hell unless you help the poor” would respond by going “I still kind of want to NOT help the poor tho?”

[scots-dragon]

Charlie Dickens knew what was up.

[badgrapple-deactivated20220614]

Dickens had to work in a factory hos entire childhood. His father was thrown in a debtor’s prison. Thats why all his stories are about rich fucks getting owned.

[stunningpicture]

So my dad got his hip replaced and had the doctor save it so he could turn it into a cane

[typette-deactivated20150825]

you cannot possibly become more boss than turning your own bone into a cane

[muchneededmerch]

I’d say he’s pretty hip

[notlikingbestgirl]

Taste closed

[sometimeskosm]

this is the first thing that popped into my head when I saw her new skin

[sometimeskosm]

i’ve been watching a lot of hero aca lately!!

[cekarez]

Doctor Strange fighting Thanos 

[rustandruin]

[evilkitten3]

someone introducing t’challa at an international conference: and now, his majesty, king of wakanda, t’challa!

shuri, somewhere in the crowd: NERD

[sometimeskosm]

I recently reached 1k followers, and now that the semester has ended I can do my best to properly thank you all!!

I’ll be doing a giveaway of one full body, background included, drawing of the winners choice! OCs, favorite characters, favorite shippings, it’s all game! Just so long as it’s relatively sfw and without gore.

The giveaway will run from now until May, 22nd, and will be selected raffle style from the reblogs on this post. All you have to do is reblog this post and be following me to enter!

You can reblog this a maximum of 5 times.

Thank you all so much!

[amazoogle]

[thatssomanda]

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

[auntytimblr-deactivated20150403]

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

[gallusrostromegalus]

1.  If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

[zillyirk32]

THIS IS GOLD

[aprillikesthings]

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

[artikgato]

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT

STILL FUNNY

[abadbowlofsoup]

[bastlynn]

Please note the username of the video poster.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[mohtz]

autumn witches (previously: summer witches)

twitter / ig / prints

[sometimeskosm]

[sixpenceee]

The actors behind some horror movies.

Valak - Bonnie Aarons (The Conjuring 2, 2016)

Pennywise - Tim Curry (It, 1990)

Samara - Daveigh Chase (The Ring, 2002)

Pale Man - Doug Jones (Pan’s Labyrinth, 2006)

Kayako - Takako Fuji (The Grudge, 2004)

Alien - Bolaji Badejo (Alien, 1979)

Regan Macneil - Linda Blair (The Exorcist, 1973)

Bride In Black - Tom Fitzpatrick (Insidious: Chapter 2, 2013)

[sometimeskosm]

my hand has been feeling better lately!!

[sometimeskosm]

more sage ladies