A Brand New World

Meh.

[evilestcreature]

person: it’s too early for halloween stuff it’s over a month away

me: 

[babylizard-blog]

this is 911 state your emergency

[apocalypseteens-deactivated2013]

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

[shadow-pop]

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

[medusamantha]

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

[mcsprinkles]

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

[alltailnolegs]

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

[lollipopatrice-deactivated20210]

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

[mortimus-maximus]

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

[flygex-eatin-on-softies]

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

[hootaloodle]

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

[hootaloodle]

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

[legallyblonde]

When the person next to you on an airplane doesn’t realize you’re not their therapist. 

[4gifs]

[skillsne]

The fourth largest religion.

[chibtard]

People: What gender/sexuality are you?

Me: 

People: What gen-

Me: No, I heard what you said, but hoe the fuck am I meant to answer that???

[lgbtjazzy]

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[daingertmadelyn-deactivated2025]

[sandandglass]

The Muppets s01e02

[qarcon]

[sandandglass]

The Muppets s01e02

[deibuchan-oldblog-deactivated20]

[britishpike]

I’VE WAITED 8734 YEARS FOR THIS GIFSET

[moonkiip]

IT TOOK ME 11 YEARS TO REALIZE HE WAS SAYING “TABLE FOR HOW MANY”

[kate-waydrug]

WAIT WHAT

[spurdo-spaerde]

OMG ITS BEEN DISCOVERED

[nsfwhumor]

Gaming with dad. (by Jake Likes Onions)

[musclebrain101-deactivated20190]

[petcanadian]

in canada we don’t become famous we become famoose

[chibtard]

[punlich]

You’ve heard of Carry On My Wayward Son now enjoy

Please Stop My Relentless Daughter

[xekstrin]