person: it’s too early for halloween stuff it’s over a month away
me:

izzy's playlists!
hello vonnie
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
YOU ARE THE REASON

Kiana Khansmith

★
Today's Document
DEAR READER
almost home
RMH

roma★
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
h

#extradirty
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

JVL
Sade Olutola
wallacepolsom
Show & Tell
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

seen from Romania

seen from Germany
seen from Italy

seen from Malaysia
seen from China
seen from Italy

seen from United States

seen from Germany

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from Taiwan

seen from Finland

seen from Singapore
seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
@chibtard
person: it’s too early for halloween stuff it’s over a month away
me:
this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS
911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy
this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.
When the person next to you on an airplane doesn’t realize you’re not their therapist.
The fourth largest religion.
People: What gender/sexuality are you?
Me:
People: What gen-
Me: No, I heard what you said, but hoe the fuck am I meant to answer that???
This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years.
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.
The Muppets s01e02
The Muppets s01e02
I’VE WAITED 8734 YEARS FOR THIS GIFSET
IT TOOK ME 11 YEARS TO REALIZE HE WAS SAYING “TABLE FOR HOW MANY”
WAIT WHAT
OMG ITS BEEN DISCOVERED
Gaming with dad. (by Jake Likes Onions)
in canada we don’t become famous we become famoose
You’ve heard of Carry On My Wayward Son now enjoy
Please Stop My Relentless Daughter