I'm what time and consequence have made me

Melanie. 25. Chicago.

[officialunitedstates]

who are we saving the daylights from? who are we to step in the way of nature

[greystripe]

finding out picasso died in 1973 feels like the fakest thing ive ever heard. everyone talks about him like he lived in a cave with nothing but a torch and paint he made from berries or bear shit or somethin but nah this dude probably sat down watchin looney tunes thinkin “damn i should draw some dude with a nose on his forehead thatd be dope” i feel so lied to

[thequeerwithoutfear-deactivated]

pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many 

[embershx]

*Picks up another battle while maintaining eye contact* Make me

[chicago-hxc]

Pete on “What A Catch, Donnie.”

[chicago-hxc]

[betterbemeta]

You have a thing at 2:00 PM so you set a reminder for 1:00 PM because you don’t want to be late, but you should eat by 12:00 PM. That means you should start preparing food by 11:30 AM, but you want to double check or confirm the appointment before 11:00 AM before everyone goes to lunch. So if you want to finish your other tasks by 10:00 AM, you ought to start at 8:00 AM, which means you’ve got to wake up at 7:30 AM and you may as well get ready to go out then ahead of time, and that’s how something that starts at 2:00 PM effectively starts at 7:30 AM and lasts the entire day.

[myworldinboxes]

ME. ME. ME.

[michaelcera]

[onlytwitterpics]

[wallpaperprintery]

[potionsprincessmaster]

For crying out loud                          Settle Down

[necrophilofthefuture]

[marci1900]

[indieultra-blog]

indie / hipster blog

[wsrod-chmur]

[mymusicstuff2]

A young Joe Biden

[coaztal]

I’d smash

[divinghoe-deactivated20181123]

honestly yeah

[furbytheminx]

Does the R stand for rearranging these guts?

[whatsliferotfl]

Lmfaooo he been fine👀

[thatgaptoothedbitch]

[stolentweets]

[vashito]

the treat yo self scene in parks n rec is the worst thing that ever happened to my self control