I'm da pope, baby

For real - approved by God and everything

[mychemicalraymance]

And what is his holiness' stance on rpf

[chicagopopeofficial]

Not a sin so go off

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 5

[bugnotfeature]

"God, what have You done? A Chicago-style Pope He might have a gun!" Oh, mama, that's not how it's done In the Church of today They swear they went wrong, and picked a

Woke Marxist pope I'm gonna keep on praying like the Woke Marxist pope I'm gonna keep on slaying like you Know Jesus would I'm gonna keep on praying like the Woke Marxist Pope Woke Marxist Pope

[howtonerdoutovereverything]

Y'all think Pope Leo fucks with Fall Out Boy

[chicagopopeofficial]

Pope here

I do not

[sebssunshine]

an incomplete list of things the new pope may or may not have done as a son of chicago

- eaten deep dish pizza (likely)

-been to a white sox’s game (likely)

-been to a bears game (less likely)

-taken a shot of malort (not very likely)

-used a chair to save himself a prime parking space (very likely)

[sleepymccoy]

They don't want you to know this, but God can't see us when there's no Pope. Any sin you commit now doesn't go against your permanent record.

[apostolum-deactivated20251011]

As a Catholic Bears fan, this is what I imagine is going on in Chicago.

Daaaaaa Pope

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

sooooo can yall help me determine if this is a fireable offense

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

a lady just came in asking if we have oat milk and we dont so i said “our soy milk is pretty good though, thats what i use in my drinks!” and she looked at me and went “yknow soy milk lowers a mans sperm count” and without thinking i just went “cant lose something you never had”

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

youre laughing. i got called a soy boy and youre laughing

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

okay to the people confused by this allow me to shed a little light on the subject

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

icant fucking breathe

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[young-dumb-and-vaccinated]

...American pope...?

...American Pope??

...American Pope!?!?

[dean-winchesters-clit]

[starsandaces24]

uhh... guys?

[sourcreammachine]

[when-i-grow-up-i-wanna-be-pope]

crazy

[chicagopopeofficial]

Unfathomable really

[ranmagender]

i bet this guy hasnt even played undertale

[chicagopopeofficial]

Yet

[heartacheimmolation]

[theonion]

Cursing aloud the moment news of Leo XIV’s election arrived on His phone screen, the Lord Almighty told reporters Thursday that he had lost $400 Thursday betting on Cardinal Luis Antonio Tagle to become pope. “Oh, son of a bitch, that pretty much cleans out my savings,” said the visibly frustrated deity, who groaned that He had always known the Filipino prelate was a long shot but that the “insane payout” had been too good to pass up.

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[missyshortformissilelauncher]

How did you find out that they have picked a new Pope?

The news

Someone told me

Someone messaged me

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I was in the Vatican watching the chimney

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Voting ended onMay 15, 2025

Please reblog I’m genuinely interested.

[chicagopopeofficial]

I found out about it because I'm the pope

[yourdivorcedfather]

[dragonpyre]

[trainsgenderfoxgirl2816]

an American Pope that fucking despises him

[misericordiia]

our father, who art in chicago,

[chicagopopeofficial]

You called