Wait I have to type something here?!Uh. Hi there.

[outofpuddle]

(Hey yall. finally got my act together and made a personal blog instead of mixing my RPC stuff and everything else on one. If you found this from somewhere else, welcome. You can also find my RP stuff at Dontstepinmypuddle.)

[ineffectualdemon]

Me: because of my abandonment issues and childhood trauma part of me wants to manipulate it so people can't ever leave me. And by "people" I mean you. And by "manipulate" I mean I gave you a singular out and since you didn't take it that means to me that I have successfully trapped you

Husband: yes, I know this

Me: I am aware enough that this is basically me using a trap you can easily escape from and going "haha! I have you trapped!" but you're just humouring me - wait. Goddamnit. This is just Doofensmirtz and Perry the Platypus

Husband: *same horrified realisation as me* oh god

[sagetheomnivore]

I quite like the implication that instead of waving him off and saying “yeah yeah yeah shut up I don’t know what that means”, Ryland would’ve sat down and let Rocky describe the words, find the human equivalent, and then type them into the computer to allow this verbal beating

[forecast0ctopus]

i love those huge jackets so much…..

[willgrahamscock]

how are you gonna be 31 and posting fandom content bro leave it to the teenagers

People 10 and 20 years older than me are writing your favorite fanfics, and drawing your favorite characters. You'd have no fandom without the people you think are 'too old' to have hobbies.

[parkchanwoohoo]

The facial expressions of everyone trying not to lose it are killing me

[gunsandfireandshit]

This is painfully American

[dirtbaby2016]

Americans be like it is totally normal for an entire stadium (including military members) to stand at attention while a fast food clown mascot sings the national anthem

[nagi-kirima-style-cateran]

Okay but Watchmen Saturday morning cartoon that butchers everything horribly and includes an episode where Rorschach saves a unicorn. It makes no sense and Alan Moore threatened to bury the producer alive.

[virtuevistavalley]

[liberalsarecool]

Freedom FROM religion is mandatory.

[gar-trek]

Out of touch Spock Thursday 

[xenosaurus]

One of my favorite tricks for designing alien species/cultures is to take a real animal with an interesting lifecycle and think about what that biology would translate to if they had human intelligence

[xenosaurus]

Example: silk moths as a base species

Because the moths themselves don’t eat and only live long enough to mate and then starve to death, the entire culture is made up of children and adolescents. The older children raise the younger ones, with families being made up of hatchmates from different years.

Because molts and eventual transformation into a short lived adult happen on a set schedule, families have a cycle— when your oldest set of siblings cocoon to become adults, you wait at the mating grounds and try to adopt their newborns after they pass. If that fails, you take any ‘orphans’ you can find.

Because death and birth are nearly simultaneous, they have a religion based around reincarnation, and infants with markings similar to a parent are often given their name. Claiming the offspring of a beloved family member is vitally important, because you want to be able to protect their soul and keep them close.

Because it’s hard to track the offspring of your male family members, there are sometimes major fights when a family sees an infant with familiar markings in another family’s clutch.

Between mating seasons, their culture is extremely food-oriented, because everyone is growing and silkworms eat nigh constantly. They spend most of their lives outdoors but sleep and shelter from bad weather in large family dwellings made from wood and the remains of the silk cocoons of prior generations.

[xenosaurus]

everyone is really vibing with the silkworm aliens I see

[questions-about-blorbos]

when you reach enough amount of followers, you will encounter entitled people who think they can tell you what you can and can’t post on your own blog. always ignore those cunts

[gaslit-dipshits]

[groanings-0f-a-dying-empire]

💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥

Nothing but facts

[straightpeoplereceipts]

This is Captain Kirk of the USS Enterprise speaking. We’ve entered the orbit of a planet not terribly unlike our own… save that it is exclusively populated by petty old queens.

[straightpeoplereceipts]

They seem to have accepted Commander Spock as one of their own.

[sirobvious]

Being a woman in Ancient Greece was hard because you’d smell the smell of a baking loaf of bread on a warm spring day and it turns out that smell was Zeus and you’re pregnant now and Hera is about to hit you with an Anzio 20mm as if it’s your fault you got bread fucked by Zeus.

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

[newtonpermetersquare]

So that’s basically how it went down

[tricornking]

I resent just how fucking accurate this shitpost is, congratulations OP, you effectively illustrated how Darwin’s Theory of Natural Selection became accepted by the wider public using a FUCKING MUPPETS MEME, here is your A+, get the hell out of my office

[crap-userrname16]