City of Genesis

If you don't know what to write about you can write about me.

[trlake-deactivated20200421]

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

[craigzlist]

that’s pussy babe!

[hotboyproblems]

what she says: I’m fine

what she means: What the fuck kind of custody arrangement does The Parent Trap family have? Whose idea was it to take one kid each and never speak to each other again? Never even tell the daughter they’re raising that they’re a twin? Nobody hates their ex-spouse that much, and if you do you definitely don’t want that person raising one of your kids. Why are the extended family and friends going along with this? Were they sworn to secrecy? Why? How did they choose who would take which twin? Did they both just have a clear favorite? How do you not eat yourself alive with guilt over a decision like that? Why did they make it in the first place? Did a judge make the decision? Who the fuck was THAT guy? Either the family in The Parent Trap have some incredibly dark secrets that weren’t explored in the movies (original or remake) or they’re the worst “good” parents in fictional family history.

[louises-belcher]

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

[elodieunderglass]

“How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.”

― Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night (1935)

[chatdomestique]

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote

[i-v-o-r-y-y]

[lubricates]

officer: license and registration

me: *hands officer a card*

officer: this is a get out of jail free card from the game of monopoly

me: yes

officer: you got lucky this time, have a good night

[venuskissed-deactivated20170930]

queen of getting thru it!!! even if I gotta cry along the way….bitch imma get through it!!!!

[44st]

[leesh]

she really wasn’t kidding about johns underwear

[leesh]

the saga continues

[de-la-poussey-deactivated201812]

[rvnotti]

just simple math

[succubus-stripper]

This reminds me of the crazy Russian girls I worked with in Alaska who basically taught me everything I know about being aggressive

[thingstolovefor]

“Imagine a world without hate”. #Love it!

[goddamnalientourists]

Did this post just provide us with a glimpse of an alternate timeline because damn

[osmundpriestt]

Oh look it’s the Good Timeline

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The effort that people must put into copying and pasting ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ from the internet really goes against the ethos of the shoulder shrug.

[carnilia]

No, no, my dudes! Just create a shortcut on your phone!

[lizardvvizard]

rebagel to save a life

[atomicbritt]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[pups-art-deactivated20171120]

Holy shit

[a6]

[thereeltalk]

[allcapsmadbitch]

Genesis ✨

the beginning of a string of rope, the dawning of the sun, opening your eyes after a long rest to see the sun playing on your wall

tell me your name and ill tell you what comes to mind

[chicanasaurus]

Beautiful ✨✨✨

[chicanasaurus]

This is just to remind y'all that I'm gorgeous as fuck

[beetnelson]

SPRING 2018 READY-TO-WEAR Philipp Plein