[shitpostgenerator]

too many people

[joshpeck]

shitpostgenerator is going to kill us all

[greelin]

“that’s the spirit” i say as i gesture to the spirit that’s been haunting my home for years. when will they leave or start contributing to the household by doing something like helping with laundry. when will they pay rent

[sunkensparrows]

when you close a program but it doesn’t totally close

[seedy]

does anyone else ever get kinda jealous of their friends’ success because it reminds you what a failure you are

[heytheresugar]

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

ManChildTrump is a lying rat’s ass piece of shit!

[lucatiel]

My Printer: ZZZZZZWZWZWZZZAAZWHHHHZZZZZAAZWWAAZKADJASKLJAAKSALFJSDKLJSDK

Me, afraid with tears in my eyes: Dont say that 

[the-memedaddy]

[bitchycode]

[scienceshenanigans]

Good afternoon, the academic culture of “if you’re not overworking, you don’t deserve success” is unhealthy.

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

Me: Small but knowing

[xtec]

you don’t be knowing what the top shelf looks like

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

[constablebootyduty]

Fixed

[besnurched]

when ya friend jim getting a lil antsy

[lopmon]

[truffledmadness]

Be wary of anyone who talks about “the real world.” Your world is real. Your experiences are real. And the phrase “the real world” tends to be bandied about by people who want you to imagine that everyone is as cruel as them, you’re just too sheltered to know it.

No matter how many adult responsibilities you have, it is not impossible to find compassionate people.

[markv5]

“Технически, я не ходил по столу”…

[overachieversloth]

I’m gonna shit a brick.

[killue]

soo u just gonna scroll past without saying shalom?

[alucardofficial]

I’m making it a habit to say “drac u later” when I leave a room and “I’m backula” when I enter a room