Nug 'n' Jugs

sometime iw ant to die

[welele]

Audio pls

[squided]

What’s up with the fairly recent trend of leap years all being bad fucking years like 2008? Shit. 2012? Fucking shit. 2016? Absolute fucking shit. I’m just gonna predict 2020 is gonna be the Most Absolute Stinky Piece of Shit year to date

[squided]

Date of Origin: July 3, 2018

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[fyeahsonicthehedgehog]

[arcadetheatre]

only get to reblog this every 4 years

[garlic-bread-addicted-vampire]

I mean....but can we elect Sonic? I’d rather have his speedy ass than Trump.

[possiblerobot]

He's unfortunately not old enough yet. Google says he's 29, and you have to be 35 years old to be president.

[garlic-bread-addicted-vampire]

Fuck

[imadeadramone]

WHO MADE THIS? 🎃

[kite117]

[leafcrunch]

my neighbourhood has never had an ice cream truck. in the summer, we have the knife sharpening truck. it slowly circles the block and rings its ominous bell. i have never seen someone interact with it. it may be that only those marked by death can see it

[sun-and-time]

alex??? this is truly frightening ??

[leafcrunch]

i never really thought about it much until today but you’re right this is honestly a messed up thing for me to be accustomed to

[whitepeopletwitter]

[purple-beard]

[neckweararchive-blog]

I cry because the OVEN IS HIS SECOND CHOICE

[1995lahaine]

HIM REFUSING TO WORK WITH A DIALECT COACH IS SO FUCKING FUNNY I LOVE THIS MAN HE’S INSANE

[albertserra]

EeeYYEEENT GONTAKETHEBLAYME

[geek-ramblings]

😠to 😊

[babyanimalgifs]

why is my pencil talking

[setheverman]

why is your cat full of star wars sound effects

[broadwaybuttz-deactivated202306]

Why does that scarf sound like a squeaky toy?

[writing-prompt-s]

In the afterlife, souls can see how many living people still know you once existed. You, who had lived a fairly normal life, finally saw the count drop to 0 just 200 years after your death. 500 years later, 95% of the Earth’s total population suddenly knows about you.

[anotherhawk]

And they all know I sold really, really shitty copper.

[nehirose]

I laughed UNREASONABLY hard over this.

[solid-no-on-that-one]

explanation for those who want it!

[kingjaffejoffer]

View this post on Instagram

[poppa-xan]

https://www.instagram.com/1flyguy_najee/

[poppa-xan]

HEEEEEEEEEEES DIFFEREEEEEEEEEEEEENT

[thestateonmtv]

living in the suburbs is like mall. Movies. Mall again. Go to target. Go to gamestop. Back to the mall. Barnes and noble. Back to the mall. Chili’s. Back to the mall. Eat hot chip. Lie. And I’m SICK of it!!!!!

[thestateonmtv]

I’m sorry god please forgive me I would give anything to go to Barnes and noble and then dinner at Chili’s with a lava mountain cake please lord take me back I’ll never complain again

[progerin-deactivated20200116]

*runs sexily from the governmence *

[ruinedchildhood]

[heartfeltdelight]

me and my partner have been obsessed with the unhinged insanity of this video for the last day. I can’t stop thinking about it.

[jesuisloupseul]

I can feel parts of my body shutting down in self-defense while watching this. The amount of damage food like this does should be criminalized. The sheer amount of dairy in it alone is a capital crime.

I’m reblogging this to find it to use as an appetite suppressant in future.

[adulthoodisokay]

it just keEPS GOING

[bookoisseur]

Can we talk about this video and how I CAN NOT.

[wilwheaton]

…the fuck.

[xeduo]

The “And One More Thing” quality of this reminds me of the Taco Town SNL sketch

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

i think what makes this one special is how long into the video it remains credibly edible. like “oh it’s pulled chicken. oh, chicken tacos. chicken tacos in a pizza shape? okay sour cream goes with tacos, the mayo’s weird but. hey wait what are you doing with those frying ingredients”

[trappedinavelociraptor]

Shay Spence on Twitter

“kind of tempted to make that deep fried bbq chicken deep dish quesadilla pepperoni pizza tonight”

Someone on Twitter made it. It filled them only with regret.

[chillcatcryptid]

Wow…