Oy Vey, My Son Is Gay

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[aropride]

why is there an upgrade button on gmail. why does twitter want me to scan my palm to get into my account. why is google a chatbot. why does the transit app make a transit app wrapped for me. why does youtube keep shoving its infinitely scrollable shortform content down my throat. why do my doctor and psychiatrist and therapist want to use an ai notetaker during our appointments. why do free trials want my credit card number. why are most scholarship websites just data brokers. how do i make capitalone stop sending me mail. why is my school making its own special chat gpt powered chatbot. why is every third video on instagram an undisclosed ad. why is nothing online real anymore. why is everything so FUCKING STUPID

[i-am-a-fish]

I love bugggsssssss small little dude cool evolution niches hydraulic awesome and sometimes they fly

[notaplaceofhonour]

love when a cat is navigating between furniture that is taller than them but shorter than their tail so all you can see is their tail sticking straight up like a safari guide flag in tall grass or shark fin in the water

[escuerzoresucitado]

[churchofthemimic]

Everything will be okay.

[whisperedsighss]

[sycamorality]

mobility aids and glasses should be free for everyone

[sycamorality]

people need those to live

[sycamorality]

MEDICATION SHOULD ALSO BE FREE ACTUALLY. PEOPLE ALSO NEED THAT TO LIVE

[sycamorality]

ok i get the sentiment from people in the notes and i do agree with it but this is specifically a disability post

[sycamorality]

THANK YOU

[yayculture]

[wizard-email]

i lied. put your clothes back off, I do actually like sex

[forestgreenlesbian]

Queer Dyke Cruising, Del LaGrace Volcano

[tall]

[anxietyproblem]

[nika-is-doing-things]

It's a third, worse thing

[dogpuppy]

[deusben]

we should be more obsessed with making out and whimpering

[pansyfemme]

i would fuck mr resetti im not going to lie to you

[pansyfemme]

also ☝️this guy is literally so older ftm daddy type who was a butch lesbian for 20+ years but then found himself and went on t and realized he was bisexual and won a mr.leather competition and grew a long beard

[prokopetz]

Flavours of unreliable narrator:

Lying to the reader

Lying to themselves

Simply misinformed

Not paying attention

Has weird priorities

Assumed you knew

Hates you personally

Bad at communicating

Easily sidetracked

Will believe anything

Has weird prejudices

Just kind of dumb