bob

*hits you with my sign*

[chickenonm3th]

inntro

hi im bob

he/him

im cureently on meth

doing rhis job fkr some money cause im broke

*hits you with my sign.*

[the-real-peterparker]

PETER!!! HELP ME

what’s up? how can i help

[itzzkaylaaa]

IM— ITS U- BOB!

[the-real-peterparker]

bob?

what’s up with bob??

[itzzkaylaaa]

He hit me

[the-real-peterparker]

WAIT WHAT

[itzzkaylaaa]

with a sign

[the-real-peterparker]

a sign..?

[itzzkaylaaa]

he hit me with a sign

[the-real-peterparker]

um why.. are you okay..

[itzzkaylaaa]

LOOK THERE HE IS HELP ME PETTERRRRR!! Do something!!

@chickenonm3th

[the-real-peterparker]

HEY BUDDY YOU WANNA MESS WITH ME???

@chickenonm3th

[chickenonm3th]

*runs and chases them both with the sign.*

[itzzkaylaaa]

AAAAA

[the-real-peterparker]

WHY IS HE A CHICKEN NOW?!

[chickenonm3th]

[the-real-peterparker]

PETER!!! HELP ME

what’s up? how can i help

[itzzkaylaaa]

IM— ITS U- BOB!

[the-real-peterparker]

bob?

what’s up with bob??

[itzzkaylaaa]

He hit me

[the-real-peterparker]

WAIT WHAT

[itzzkaylaaa]

with a sign

[the-real-peterparker]

a sign..?

[itzzkaylaaa]

he hit me with a sign

[the-real-peterparker]

um why.. are you okay..

[itzzkaylaaa]

LOOK THERE HE IS HELP ME PETTERRRRR!! Do something!!

@chickenonm3th

[the-real-peterparker]

HEY BUDDY YOU WANNA MESS WITH ME???

@chickenonm3th

[chickenonm3th]

*runs and chases them both with the sign.*

[dont-call-me-val]

VALENTINNAAAAA HELP ME

*long suffering sigh* this can't be good

[itzzkaylaaa]

It’s— uh— it’s uhhhh uhmmmm— hm.

[dont-call-me-val]

are you planning on telling me today? i was about to get on the treadmill

[itzzkaylaaa]

ITS BOB

[dont-call-me-val]

WHAT HAPPENED TO BOB?!

[itzzkaylaaa]

he hit me 🥺

[dont-call-me-val]

what's the context?

[itzzkaylaaa]

he hit me with a sign…

[dont-call-me-val]

a little more than that please

[itzzkaylaaa]

he’s in a uh— I think it’s a chicken costume—

[dont-call-me-val]

what the fuck-

[itzzkaylaaa]

I came here shortly he may be chasing me

[dont-call-me-val]

well...you can stay here and I'll talk to him if he does get here to hit you again

[itzzkaylaaa]

I swear I didn’t do anything— I promise 🥺🥺

[dont-call-me-val]

i believe you

[itzzkaylaaa]

I can see him through the window—

@chickenonm3th

[chickenonm3th]

*stares up at you through the window*

*tries the door, but finds it locked*

[dont-call-me-val]

what the fuck!?

*Valentina gets her gun from her thigh holster and turns the safety off*

[chickenonm3th]

*twirls sign and tries to use it to break the door*

*fails*

[dont-call-me-val]

VALENTINNAAAAA HELP ME

*long suffering sigh* this can't be good

[itzzkaylaaa]

It’s— uh— it’s uhhhh uhmmmm— hm.

[dont-call-me-val]

are you planning on telling me today? i was about to get on the treadmill

[itzzkaylaaa]

ITS BOB

[dont-call-me-val]

WHAT HAPPENED TO BOB?!

[itzzkaylaaa]

he hit me 🥺

[dont-call-me-val]

what's the context?

[itzzkaylaaa]

he hit me with a sign…

[dont-call-me-val]

a little more than that please

[itzzkaylaaa]

he’s in a uh— I think it’s a chicken costume—

[dont-call-me-val]

what the fuck-

[itzzkaylaaa]

I came here shortly he may be chasing me

[dont-call-me-val]

well...you can stay here and I'll talk to him if he does get here to hit you again

[itzzkaylaaa]

I swear I didn’t do anything— I promise 🥺🥺

[dont-call-me-val]

i believe you

[itzzkaylaaa]

I can see him through the window—

@chickenonm3th

[chickenonm3th]

*stares up at you through the window*

*tries the door, but finds it locked*

[chickenonm3th]

BOB!? Omg

[itzzkaylaaa]

NOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[chickenonm3th]

*chases you with my sign*

[itzzkaylaaa]

BOBBYYYYY!!!! SNAP OUT OF IT

[chickenonm3th]

*twirls sign and proceeds to chase you*

[chickenonm3th]

BOB!? Omg

[itzzkaylaaa]

NOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[chickenonm3th]

*chases you with my sign*

[chickenonm3th]

BOB!? Omg