Call the midwife and Chickens

She/her Currently crying over Deadwater Fell

[danamel]

i think dana “hasn’t had someone get her off in the bedroom since bush was in office” evans should be topped by dr cassie “strap game so good that she’ll see you in the emergency department tomorrow” mckay

[pangur-and-grim]

honestly, open warning to anyone who sits beside me on a plane: I’m eating your ass immediately if we crash. I don’t have any religious hang ups. if we’re lost in the Andes in need of rescue, and I start to get a little hungry, I’m eating you. sorry.

[pangur-and-grim]

oh.

well thanks for letting me know, I’ll rewrite the card I hand out on flights

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from inspectorLyfra reading: greer i fear eating someone's ass is an entirely different concept

Tumblr reply from metalPetalArtist reading: i didnt think this was about cannibalism until the end /End ID]

[animentality]

[catamaurrr-star]

silent self reblogs are the funniest shit ever to me. this post is pretty good i will relbog it. don;t worry about who posted it just look at what i reblogged normal style

[bbyinblu]

reblog if you think sign language should be taught as a language in schools.

[frankingsteinery]

AITA for not telling my fiancé I know he’s queer? 

I 20s (F) have a 20s (M) fiancé, V, and he’s been talking about this terrible secret he cannot tell me and he keeps almost starting to come out and then backing out. The issue is V and I were raised together by his parents, and my surrogate 40s (M) father and (now deceased) surrogate mother arranged for our marriage back when we were both children. They thought it was the best for us and at the time we were too young to realize the implications and had no reason to reject to the match. When we were teenagers our mother was on her deathbed and she told us again that she wished for us to marry, and of course we both agreed. However, V is also best friends with a 20s (M) guy called H, and they were nearly inseparable as boys and teens. They also went to university together and shared an apartment but V had to come home due to family reasons. Lately he’s been going out all day and coming home at night hours later. He insists that he’s fine and that we all leave him alone and not worry for him, but I think he and H have been sneaking around. He even delayed our wedding day by arranging a trip to go to England alone with H. It’s exhausting for all of us and I think I should just tell V I know and support him and that we can call off the marriage, but I’m not sure that’s the best course of action? I’m completely fine with not marrying him - he always felt more like a brother to me anyway - but I worry it might come off wrong. The worst part is he’s really beating himself up about it. He’s so guilty it’s beginning to take a toll on his health. I don’t care if he has a boyfriend I just want him to be happy.

EDIT: nvm he built an 8ft creature in his dorm

[plant-based-person]

had a fascinating english class that resulted in the notes header “the forcefeminization of victor frankenstein”

[plant-based-person]

what the people want, the people get

you see

my professor’s take is that mary shelley is feminizing victor throughout the novel, as a way of flipping gender roles and putting a male character through female experiences.

evidence as explained:

victor is creating life. he is putting his health at risk (spends two years with little sleep or socialization) to bring life forth into this world

his illness after he is shocked by the creature coming to life is akin to both ‘hysteria’ and postpartum depression

he pretty much swoons, let’s be honest

henry clerval, a man who has been characterized as manly and heroic, has to chase after damsel-in-distress victor and care for him as he convalesces 

afterward, he hides what he did and went through, for fear that others will label him crazy and emotional and not believe him. sound familiar?

Victor in general is more emotional than the other characters and is constantly tempering his reactions to not be seen as irrational 

the book does not otherwise have central female characters 

Also, Shelley’s mother died in childbirth. It’s interesting, then, that Shelley presents the creation of life as something horrific and damaging. She parallels Victor with her mother.

in conclusion, Frankenstein (1818) by Mary  Wollstonecraft Shelley is one of the first examples of mpreg in English literature 

[abielaabitalescarraglimnt1]

Fascinating

[pookapufferfish]

[decemberwinter]

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[theconcealedweapon]

[inverse-galatea]

life has become so much better since deciding to consume media with unbridled joy. i don’t care if people think it’s cringe, i don’t care if there are flaws. i can simultaneously acknowledge these faults while loving and consuming media that brings me joy.

[catherine-clover]

Reposting here because the original post disabled reblogs.

All is not lost. This is a win.

[hersheysmcboom]

Why is everyone blaming Kamala for everything?

[chickens4ctm]

Sexism, racism, and ignorance over how the government actually works

[myprettymyfunnymytouch]

kamala ran a campaign in which she seemingly was the perfect candidate on paper.

strong-willed? yes

joyful? yes

funny and witty? yes

supports child welfare programs? yes

supports banning assault rifles? yes

supports raising minimum wage? yes

supports ending the genocide in gaza? yes

supports a federal ban on grocery gouging? yes

supports a federal ban on rent inflation software driving the prices up so high? yes

supports giving young people 25,000 dollars to buy a home, for free? yes

supports expanding family leave? yes

supports trans rights? yes

supports gay rights? yes

supports prison reform? yes

supports climate change? yes

supports continuing to reduce child poverty as biden did by half? yes

supports expanding ACA to include home health care for seniors? yes

supports expanding social security and welfare programs? yes

supports eliminating student debt? yes

kamala harris was the most progressive candidate of my generation and y'all spent your time protesting her rise to power over the nazi's rise to power. and you dare claim misogynoir is not the reason she lost?

[cookieinstinct]

any trans person reading this I love you

any woman reading this I love you

any poc minority reading this I love you

any queer person reading this I love you

edit:

no matter how many trolls or trumpies come in my comments and spew their nonsense I will keep saying it over and over and over again no matter how many times to show them I will not change. I will never choose violence or hate ever.

any disabled person reading this I love you

any person out of country that wished they could desperately help I love you

Any parents of a queer child who did everything they deemed “right” to protect their child and still feel as though they failed I love you

any person on the spectrum I love you

Any SA survivors I love you

Any person that needs life threatening healthcare and can’t afford it I love you

Any diabetic person I love you

I don’t know you. But I love you. I will always choose love that’s not a bad thing nor will I ever feel bad about choosing it

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

Please, spread this for those who might need it right now

U.S. suicide hotline: call or text 988 (available 24 hours)

U.S. trans lifeline: [phone] (when you call, you’ll speak to a trans/nonbinary peer operator. full anonymity and confidentiality)

Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) National Helpline: 1-800-662-HELP (4357) – provides 24/7 confidential support and referrals for individuals and families facing mental health and substance use disorders, including panic attacks and anxiety.

LGBT National Help Center: [phone]

Trevor Project: Call [phone], text START to 678-678, or chat online.

Take care of yourself and each other. Please stay safe ♡

[keelyl-deactivated20260423]

hope u guys are happy that half of america is losing its rights bc you wanted cheaper gas!!!