Mordekai

He/him - literally just a blog to shitpost - FTM - I love my partner @abstractconceptfromyourwall

[chickensaladdude]

Wearing a skincare mask would usually make me feel dysphoric but honestly I just feel like a gay man having a spa day

[chickensaladdude]

Flashback to when I put my flannel on my partner’s shoulders and it severely backfired

[chickensaladdude]

I think Im actively having a episode rn

[ratiishu]

my contribution to this fandom

bonus beautiful drawing by my twin FungiTeh 🫶

[chickensaladdude]

Thank god for korn

[chickensaladdude]

Is it socially acceptable to interact with people who follow me on instagram irl

[chickensaladdude]

I fear I dedicate my free time to learning about your interests

I may or may not have a big fat crush on you

[chickensaladdude]

How do we feel about t4t timebomb

[chickensaladdude]

I love rage baiting

[chickensaladdude]

I wish I was okay with being a chubby trans guy

[chickensaladdude]

Lowkey what my partner sees when I stare at him

[chickensaladdude]

Why did I go from being super horny to absolutely sobbing in 20 minutes

[chickensaladdude]

I genuinely fear for my bartner when I get on T

[lemon-labia]

whats life without shitty dyed hair and a stuffed animal you cant sleep without

[chickensaladdude]

Why an I actually in heat I feel like an alpha in one of those corny wattpad fanfics who CANNOT keep his dick in his pants

[sweetlittleme-24]

Color Vibe Tag Game

Tysm @angel-anachronism for the tag!!

Rules: Pinterest search "my vibe" and a color that you like, then select nine pictures that you find to be the most aesthetic

Here is mine :3

No pressure tags:: @nattisaunicorn @hummingkittiz @un1c0rn-g1rl @mercurialmusicg4l @whoreo4u @1ivingthr0ughthis @lexith31tg1rl @heavenlyuni @chosobigkimcheeks

[hummingkittiz]

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ Oh my GATOS twin ty for the tag ! ! Here is mine ! >:3

Tags : @lulu-is-depressed @anqxlic @lilstrxberri @cutz-and-bruizezz @whimsi-s0ul @wxfflesz @x-kangelkawaiii-x @licoriceisback @artistic-crackhead @zw0mbigutzz @d1vinedecay @organ-zynes @frxqileheart @jirai--whitelily @lia-at-the-disco-69 @lydia-khoward @godly--xx--girlfailure @graveyarddoll444 @zoobl3ofjiraiblr + like everyone else I know. :3

[obsxssed--waiter]

Thank you for the tag !

Did red , pink , and purple since I couldn ' t choose one ..

@g0reybonez ꨄ @lov3s1ck-d0ll ꨄ @redriot-jirai ꨄ @ebi-heartsalltheway ꨄ @porcelainsagara ꨄ @loftedlow ꨄ @th1sguyisw3ird ꨄ ꨄ @jirai-h4n4k0 ꨄ @jirai-malleus  ꨄ @r3tten-ange1 ꨄ @meandmymadness12 ꨄ @cherie-crashh ꨄ @mysweetp1an0 ꨄ @4everh4vnted ꨄ @jirai-qifrey ꨄ @pleadtothestars ꨄ @sweetsfortheprince ꨄ @t4--phh ꨄ open tags !!

[mysweetp1an0]

yayyyyy!!!!!!

<33

im just adding the pics here im to lazy to actually make it <///3

@jiraizaiiii @virtual-angel-kanade @the-quietrapture @lov3s1ck-d0ll @r3tten-ange1 @bl00dy-snow @mumus-candied-bonezzz @blurmasauraus @th3-s0l4rsyst3m @sleepyhead-angel @mydesiresangel @meowrinluvsu @needybloggeroverloadd @rashitalksabunch @kimiangel3 @ryokowithryu1 @acai-girl-forevaaa

(sorry if you've gotten tagged in this chain already!)

[th3-s0l4rsyst3m]

wahhhh! Its gonna be me :D

-Avery

@sleepyhead-angel @the-quietrapture @dug-1233 @er-idkhehe2 @44rocketlaunchers @that14sian @postal-jirai and all our moots!

[dogboyappie]

hope its okay that i did this!!

i really love this

TAGS:

@bethgreeneism @plagueboyx @patty-cakeman @abstractconceptfromyourwall @nuclear-atm0sph3ar @paranoidmutt @nervousyoungggmutt @rockymountyn +open tags!!! mooties do this

[abstractconceptfromyourwall]

this was really fun to do thanks for the tag!!!

@mordekaibutbobsburgersversion +anyone else who wants to do this

[chickensaladdude]

My number one tagger 🤍

Idk who to tag so anyone can do this

[nohoperadio]

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.