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it's kii read some fics art blog

[titkoks]

someone give him a grammy

[markv5]

когда выпекаешь буханку ржаного хлеба, но каждый раз получается котец …

когда выпекаешь буханку ржаного хлеба, но каждый раз получается котец …

[catcrumb]

[pjo-deactivated20180501]

The best video ever posted on the internet is the scene from american psycho where they’re comparing business cards but someone edited it so they’re comparing like ridiculous forum signatures

[goodposter]

where i want to see this

[pjo-deactivated20180501]

[lutzlig]

[lutzlig]

[mspaintlegos]

[luisonte]

[thebroccoligoblin]

Why would he do that?? Why would he show us this side of him???

[pencilscratchins]

miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story

[disregardcanon]

peter, lying out of his ass: i was, uh, married to his uncle aaron. he just never let you know

[fallenangelvictorious]

Jefferson, later: Do you think Aaron never told us because Peter’s…

Rio: …Tall

Jefferson: I didn’t think Aaron liked … Tall people.

[teapotsahoy]

Jefferson: “But listen: Aaron might have married a white boy just to annoy me, specifically. It’s a thing he would do!”

Rio: “I can’t hear you. I’m asleep.  I have a shift in four hours.”

[dracophile]

I really wish there was a way Uncle Aaron lived and came back to meet his “husband” at some point now.

Aaron: …Miles…I love you, and I am proud of you…but you are somehow the smartest and dumbest boy I have ever known.

Miles: Says the man who used his big brain to become a criminal when he could’ve been a black Tony Stark with that gear he made. And thought working for the Kingpin, who everyone knows will throw his minions away like tissues, was a good idea!

Peter: He makes a good point, babe, you did kind of mess up first–

Aaron: Call me babe again and see what happens. I’ll whoop you with a collapsed lung.

[christchex]

All I see is “fake marriage au, but it’s also enemies to lovers”

[cogitaeworks]

Are you guys making me ship Uncle Aaron and Uncle Peter B Parker now

[unfortunatelyevent]

I did not expected this post to go there the first time I saw it

[obviousplant]

Do not use. Please remove it from iour keiboard

[9-cma]

That’s the entire plot of Red Hood and Arsenal

[tastefullyoffensive]

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

[pizzacatsandboobs]

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

[disgustinganimals]

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

[yourshipsaregross-blog]

I love Meatloaf. :)

[whiska-aliapoh]

Bless Meatloaf

[coloradoqueen]

Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40

[silentauroriamthereal]

Well, now I have to reblog this money cat

[thiscatiscalled]

This (v.dependable) cat is called Meatloaf.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

[pizzacatsandboobs]

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

[disgustinganimals]

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

[yourshipsaregross-blog]

I love Meatloaf. :)

[whiska-aliapoh]

Bless Meatloaf

[coloradoqueen]

Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40

[silentauroriamthereal]

Well, now I have to reblog this money cat

[thiscatiscalled]

This (v.dependable) cat is called Meatloaf.

[sonatacunt-deactivated20211212]

anyone know that reddit post about a girl who’s gf washes her hair and it talks about non sexual intimacy

[sonatacunt-deactivated20211212]

found it :)

[jasonsthunderthighs]

THAT KICK THOUGH! HOLY SHIT! (He can kick me in the face, and I’d apologise to him)

Red Hood and the Outlaws (I don’t ‘member the issue number.)

[dailyusuk]

USUK AU where the first thing your soulmate does to you when you meet is written on your wrist and Arthur’s wrist says “gnome’d”. He’s utterly confused by this and takes up gardening in an attempt to find his soulmate faster – to no avail. But one day, when he pisses off his co-worker Søren at the gardening center, a mysterious man wearing a TV on his head appears every night at an ungodly hour to place garden gnomes on his doorstep before dashing off into the night. Arthur eventually learns the man’s schedule and hides behind his front door to burst out and catch the perpetrator red-handed. But when he yoinks the TV off of the guy’s head, the man inside happens to be young and handsome – and immediately the man shouts “You’re my soulmate! You just yoinked a TV off my head!” and Arthur dimly wonders how he’s going to explain this one to the grandkids

[sunfortune]

literally NO superhero actor/person/whatever will ever get on the level of ENLIGHTENED andrew garfield was on when he said “spiderman is bisexual and his boyfriend should be played by michael b jordan” they killed him for it but that was PEAK

[perfectlynormalperson]

Kay but the real galaxy brain behind it, that always flies under the radar, is that Michael B Jordan had just been cast as The Human Torch. This was Andrew Garfield calling out the Peter Parker/Johny Storm ship, which is incredibly implied in the comics. Like you think I’m joking but

…I’d be hard-pressed to make this heterosexual. Andrew Garfield knew what he was talking about.