Jason's Thunder Thighs™

The religion and answers to all your Thunder Thigh™ needs. Come, my children. Accept Jason's Thunder Thighs™ as your Lord and Savior. ***Profile by nycterisarts*** My name is Gerard (But I go by G) and I post bout our favourite arsehole Red Thighs Thunder Hood (shut up, I'm hilarious) and sometimes MCR, other DC things (includin The Sandman), art and I sometimes rant on here. Nice to beat (with a crowbar) ya! He/Him/They/Them

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Jason: I'm gonna say Candyman 5 times, then say Beetlejuice 3 times and then I'm gonna make ‘em fight

Dick: *WWE announcer voice* AND HERE COMES BLOODY MARY WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

Bruce: I hate October with you two.

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Update on what's goin on in my life:

Sorry for bein MIA for the past week or so, it's been rough for me.

I don't live in the place I was in anymore as of the 14th

I'm homeless. I left the toxic environment I was in and now I'm homeless with two cats in the harsh winters. I don't have a job cause I couldn't get one and it's fuckin me over so much

I don't know what to do anymore. I'm happy that I'm not there anymore. I'm just scared for the future. I'm puttin in application after application for a job and lookin for housin to afford or w roommate to bunk with.

I don't care what happens to me. All I care bout is the well-bein of my cats and I REALLY don't want to give ‘em up.. They're my babies.. It's hard to let go.

I just need help with housin at least.. Or some money for food (haven't eaten in five days at this point, only been drinkin water) and some other necessities to survive.

I'm sorry to put this on everybody, I didn't want to be homeless again, but here I am once again homeless with nowhere else to go.

I don't have a GoFundMe, but I do have a Cash App ($Gerard45) and every penny counts. I'm sorry to be askin like this. I just don't want my cats to freeze in this harsh cold winter.

I appreciate you guys for the help I've gotten in the past, this would be SO much appreciated for gettin me out of the streets and in a nice, warm bed.

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I haven't eaten in a few days. But I just need 10$ to make it for the night. (Sorry, still tryin to get out of the cold and survive on the streets. Surprised that I survived this long on my own..)

My Cash App is $Gerard45

Venmo is Gerard-Smith-45

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Update on what's goin on in my life:

Sorry for bein MIA for the past week or so, it's been rough for me.

I don't live in the place I was in anymore as of the 14th

I'm homeless. I left the toxic environment I was in and now I'm homeless with two cats in the harsh winters. I don't have a job cause I couldn't get one and it's fuckin me over so much

I don't know what to do anymore. I'm happy that I'm not there anymore. I'm just scared for the future. I'm puttin in application after application for a job and lookin for housin to afford or w roommate to bunk with.

I don't care what happens to me. All I care bout is the well-bein of my cats and I REALLY don't want to give ‘em up.. They're my babies.. It's hard to let go.

I just need help with housin at least.. Or some money for food (haven't eaten in five days at this point, only been drinkin water) and some other necessities to survive.

I'm sorry to put this on everybody, I didn't want to be homeless again, but here I am once again homeless with nowhere else to go.

I don't have a GoFundMe, but I do have a Cash App ($Gerard45) and every penny counts. I'm sorry to be askin like this. I just don't want my cats to freeze in this harsh cold winter.

I appreciate you guys for the help I've gotten in the past, this would be SO much appreciated for gettin me out of the streets and in a nice, warm bed.

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Bruce: Who the fuck added me to a group chat?

Alfred: Language, Master Bruce.

Dick: Yea! Watch your fuckin language!

Jason: Ok, who taught Dick the fuck word?

Stephanie: ‘The fuck word’.

Tim: You guys say the f word all the time..

Dick: Oh, my god, he censored it.

Stephanie: Say fuck, Tim.

Jason: Do it, Replacement. Say fuck.

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Jason: Wanna come over and watch an episode?

Roy: An episode of what?

Jason: Me.

Jason: I'll be havin the episode.

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Dick: And what do we say when somebody does somethin randomly nice for us?

Jason: You're bein nice to me. What do you want?

Dick: Or.. We just say “thank you”.

Jason: Awe.. Thank you for bein nice to me.

Dick: Yess!

Jason: Now what do you want?

Dick: No..

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Jason: I like your tie.

Bruce: Oh, what did you do?

Jason: What- Nothin.. Can't I just compliment your tie?

*Explosion comin from the kitchen*

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Jason: *Hands cupped together* I found a cool spider!

Tim: What?!

Dick: Cool! Lemme see!

Jason: *Openin his hands to reveal no spider*

Dick: *Disappointed* Awe.

Tim; Where's the spider?

Dick: Uh oh.

Tim: JASON, WHERE'S THE SPIDER??

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Dick: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.

Tim: My life is a little too much fall out and not enough boy.

Jason: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance

Damian: My life is a little too much imagination and not enough dragons.

Bruce: *Facepalmin* All I asked was how your weekend was.

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Roy: I don't know who needs to hear this, but readin book after book to escape reality is not a-

Jason: You watch your fuckin mouth.

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⚠️ Important Question ⚠️

Who's Babygirl?

Dick Grayson

Jason Todd

Voting ended onDec 31, 2024

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Not Dick callin out to Jason as Robin to get him to stop beatin the fuck outta the dude 😭

Nightwing 2021 Annual #1 (2021)

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“I'm makin this a you problem cause I can't take accountability and go fuck yourself.”

-Jason to Bruce

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Jason: Just had a nightmare, Replacement was in it.

Tim: And?

Jason: What do you mean “and”?

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Jason: I like dick

Roy: What?!

Jason: Grayson

Roy: *Signin* Ah. Nightwing.

Jason: But seriously, I like dick.

Roy: What?!

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Dick: You bought a taco?

Jason: Yes.

Dick: From the same truck that hit Tim??

Jason: *Mouthful of taco* Well, me starvin ain’t gonna help him.

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Jason: I'm a wanted man.

Tim: You weren't even a wanted child.

Jason: Ouch.