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Hope you are having a great day today
I am. Need more water in my system. Apparently on a Tinkaton streak. I should draw one of Steve's Tinkaton.
Should I?
Yes
No. May your knees be shattered by Tinkaton.
Robin: Even if I was a worm?
Steve: Especially if you were a worm.
He's doing amazing at this D&D thing, his boyfriends are proud and annoyed respectively.
Eddie: Like haha just joking but also a little serious.
Robin Heather and Chrissy going out trick or treating (Girlfriend enrichment) and Chrissy somehow getting the most candy out of the three of them (Heather and Robin kept sneaking pieces into her bag as Girlfriend Tax + It's Chrissy. Who could say no to Chrissy.)
Could they be doing Cool Teen things at a party? Sure, but there is nothing funnier than wandering around legally swindling sweet treats from people and then coming back just to gloat at literal children.
Go a funny thought. Superhero AU Harringrove but specifically the kind where it is very, very obvious the hero and villain are either doing this for the love of the game or there is a LOT of sexual energy going on here except they never act normal about this at all. It is on sight. Steve never wins but keeps trying. He's ranting constantly to his roommate over this villain he cannot win against, despite having cool superpowers and more or less defeating the others. This one? Oh no, he's getting tossed around like he's a tennis ball being chased by a dog. At first yeah okay maybe it was genuine 'I'm taking you down' but like. Afterwards he seems almost excited to go fight Billy. It's enrichment at this point because the stakes are nonexistent.There are no consequences for Billy. Steve let him go home each and every time because he hasn't won once.
Billy isn't actually doing crime he's just being a general nuisance at best and riling up Steve at worst. It just so happens that he also has access to villain stuff with a villain-sized bank account that is never questioned. Sure, okay, he accidentally destroyed a whole mall once but it was one time! The mall sucked anyways, there was a whole secret thing underneath it! Also Max acts as his henchmen but mostly it's just Max being allowed to play with the stuff the villain bank account can afford. It's just added perk that she can also be a general nuisance to her friend's weird babysitter friend thing. Steve does not notice this. Max does, and it is so funny to her. No she doesn't bring this up to anyone except El who finds it a little mean but isn't stopping her either so.
They never get to the point where they're being normal. This is their normal.
All things considered, this was probably at best the least of his worries.
Sure, okay, yes, he was standing just meters away from what definitely looks like a summoning ritual, and he wasn’t supposed to even be in this cave that was mostly moist rocks that he could at any point slip and die from, but hey, least he wasn’t getting sacrificed in said ritual or having to face his dad because he was five seconds late to picking up his step sister.
Yeah, this was considerably better. At worst, he gets caught. Not like they’re just going to add to the ritual, they already have a body!
He couldn’t tell if it was anyone he recognised, but anyone he cared about in this stupid town was accounted for. Steve was at home with a cold, Eddie was also in Steve’s home with a cold, Chrissy was busy trying to convince a horse to leave Heather’s place, Heather was likely helping Chrissy with the horse, Robin probably also had a cold because of course she did, etcetera etcetera and so on and so forth.
So yeah, him being a viewer of a demonic summoning is just his Monday afternoon. Nothing to see here folks, move along.
Oh wait.
The chanting was getting louder now. So was the screaming of the poor soul tied up in the center. Definitely not a good scream, and most definitely not the scream of anyone he was close to.
Should he feel bad? Yes, of course. Despite all his edges he wasn’t a complete and utter monster, this was some poor unfortunate soul down there, getting sacrified to some eldritch creature for some reward to some creepy hooded figures whose spacial awareness really needed some work. It’d be better if he just left now, have plausible deniability and a greater chance of not getting taking out as a witness.
But Hawkins was boring and when will he ever be able to see this again? Exactly, never.
The earth rumbles beneath his feet, so he plants his boots deep into the ground as limbs start breaking through the ground. Or maybe those were grotesquely massive vines. Either way, the ground was in chunks, and the cultists had scattered. Ah, there they go. Yep, great idea guys, lets summon a creature whose true size can not possibly be measured in a cave that has a finite space, surely nothing will go wrong. Surely the ground where we stand will be unaffected because surely this thing that will be able to interact with the world won’t have to, you know, interact with the world.
Great job, Einstein.
By miracle, or perhaps because he had no part in any of this chaos, the vine tentacles don’t crawl up the walls and drag him down there. A blessing, he’s already dealt with that before and it was a half star out of five experience for him. Much rather not, thank you kindly.
The ground hasn’t stopped shaking like he was at a rock concert, and the massive creature was still writhing around below wildly, the only sounds the crumbling earth as it wrecked havoc. It was getting cold in here too. His teeth were beginning to chatter. He wasn’t dressed for this, screw this.
… It was getting bigger.
Okay, fun over. He slowly makes his way over to the tunnel he crawled through to get here. Why was he crawling around in caves? Why does it matter, you a cop? He gets to the entrance with relative ease, thankfully drier and warmer than the evil summoning lair he stumbled upon.
The tentacle vines don’t follow him as he crawls through and gets to the normal, unassuming part of the cave, light still shining through as he steps out.
Still left unscatched. He can hear the thuds echoing in the cave if he listened. Spooky. Bet Eddie would like this.
… Actually it would depend. Cool as Eddie was, he was also a massive coward sometimes, and he’d probably dip. Steve would check it out probably. Or be smart and not think too hard about it to continue on with his merry day.
He shakes out the last of the chills from his bones and heads back. He still needs to pick up medication for the three scrooges. Heaven knows they’ll be a pain in the rear otherwise.
That's how she knew he was bestie shaped.
Do the tinkaton battle Royales have any viral moments?
One of the Tinkaton's loses her hammer in close combat and instead of the obvious, cooler thing of fighting off her opponent or diving to get her tool back she cries about it.
The other Tinkaton, miraculously, gets off of her and lets her retrieve it before the pair go back to it. Tinkaton 1 still loses but the spectators think it was a good show of sportsmanship.
Another one was when someone released their Tinkatuff into the Tinkaton battle royale dressed in costume with a Tinkaton hammer (Unknown of origin) and managed to get into the semifinals of the battle before anyone found out. When they did, lo and behold the Tinkatuff evolves and well. Guess she's legal now. Alas despite this she too loses but becomes a sensation online.
Watched a movie. Had a silly idea for it.
So it's strung close to my AU with the elemental powers, so Eddie with fire, Steve with plants, Billy with water. That one. So Eddie, seeing the Fantastic Four, just decides that 'Hey, if he can do it. Why can't I' so he does.
Except he decides to be a menace about it and Steve wakes up to Eddie, fully on fire, standing at the foot of his bed.
He can't fly, sadly, but he can light himself on fire.
Then ensues Billy chasing him blank-face speedwalking towards Eddie with a cup of water. He's not doing anything, he's just. Walking.
The fire alarm has been going on for ages. Steve called the fire department to ignore it. It's been handled.
Could pokemon eat human food?
I would assume so? Pikachu can eat ketchup no problem. If nothing else there's just certain human foods they can consume safely. I like to think Pokemon are fed normal Pokemon-orientated food, whatever they think they think is edible, and also whatever their trainers believe they are able to eat. If someone's Eevee snacks on a whole jar of cranberry sauce it is entirely on them they did not lock away the sauce. If someone treats their Poochyena with a five course meal that's their decision. If Snom is staring at their trainer while they pretend to oven bake their single leaf of nutrition because they expect their food to be prepared like everyone else in this forsaken household-
On Steve's Birthday the tinkaton present him with a hammer they all made for him.
Aww, how sweet of them!
Steve tells the others about how sweet it was that his Pokemon made him a present and half of them are like 'Aww are you even strong enough to carry it' and the other half is '... It's- IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY? STEVE WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US!' and Steve just gives a confused look because he thought they knew.
They did not.
We got a
#1 tinkaton royale
Yeah we tinks we like to get down (get down)
Ten hits on the bird right now
Just knocked that corviknight out
Tinkatuff went down
I revived them now we're off to town
Now we're in the artazon streets
Gonna heal up with some sweet treats
TAKE ME TO THE RUINS TO FIND METAL THAT'S SHARP
YOU CAN TAKE THE LITTLE KLEFKI'S, BUT NOT BISHARP
I really want to, hunt steel with you
We can rule the world, together~
>:D! >:D!
I think the Tinkaton all work together to lift up a hammer the size of a building
They stripped the burning mall + Hawkins Lab + someone's lawn flamingo collection for parts and then show it off proudly to whoever is watching. :)
You know the town would definitely have a tinkaton themed pizza and tinkaton themed sundae thanks to Steve.
The Tinkaton Sundae is already a thing in the short months Steve was at Scoops Ahoy, courtesy of his Tinkaton being there and wooing the ladies. It's raspberry with strawberry sauce, blueberry with blue/grey sprinkles, and bubblegum.
Tinkaton Pizza comes afterwards. Maybe through the pipeline of Johnathan telling Argyle about Steve's Tinkaton and Argyle simply goes along for the ride and makes a Tinkaton pizza.
Then it somehow makes it to Hawkins and develops into a town-exclusive dinner that gets people coming in from all over to try out this strange pizza they saw on the news. Steve is unaware of this pizza until the kids bring it up to him.
They use that hammer to challenge a wild Gmax Corviknight that appeared at the latest battle Royale
Oh buddy.
The Corviknight didn't know what hit them, literally. Why Corviknight decided to fly over what is clearly Public Enemy #1 for it and then GMax who knows. But now the Tinkatons aren't focused on attacking each other.
Nope. Corviknight is going down and I fear there will be nothing left of the poor soul by the time they're finished.
