I'll love you to infinity and beyond.

jesus fucking christ i'm 23 now

[chickiepie-blog]

me: well things are bad. what should we do

brain: the death

me: we've been over this. we can't just die every time something goes remotely wrong

brain, louder, and more insistently: The Death

[racingbarakarts]

me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me

also me: 

[mychemikuromance]

It’s 2017 but Simple and Clean by Utada Hikaru is still a fucking jam

[catsofinstagram]

From @midorinotanbo: “今日も、おやすみなさい〜〜💤💤💤💤.” #catsofinstagram [source: http://ift.tt/2rMLQEt ]

[123456886532876234586]

BEANS

[lioness--hart]

@carpecanem @once-a-polecat

[doriangaymer]

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The feline equivalent of a healer facing off solo against a tank. 

[doriangaymer]

@voidbat This is important

[voidbat]

some cats are ten thousand percent not fucking around.

[necrofuturism]

“THAT IS UNNECESSARY!!!” HOLY FUCKIN SHIT I LOVE THAT LIL KITTY

[chickiepie-blog]

everything fucking sucks I just want to not be sick anymore and I want this period to not be miserable kthx

[destinyrush]

This damn thread!

[11-11-1992]

TALK THAT SHIT

[afrikangyal-deactivated20190204]

📢📢📢👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

[smashervass]

I feel this every day fucking with my parents

[sugaredhoneyicedtea-deactivated]

YESSSSS

[apotatobird]

I have a college degree and 10 yrs experience in my field, but there are NO jobs and the pay is equivalent to working retail. I’m in my fucking thirties and I’m still not financially stable and get shit on for not wanting to have children. How am I supposed to raise a child if I can’t make enough to take care of myself?!

[geckghost]

i’ve started letting my shibe sleep in my bed at night, and she always starts off snuggled under the blanket, then partway through the night she gets too hot and sticks her little snout out to get some fresh air. it is so cute it hurts my heart. dogs are so good. so good.

[geckghost]

[i-am-snowils-admiral]

I shall now attempt to summarize fma in one sentence

Two little boys take the “bargaining” stage of grief a little too literally.

[astrorabby]

>Webkins is dead

>Neopets’s economy has gone to shit

>Gaia’s economy was destroyed by irresponsible Gaia Cash practices

>Club Penguin has shut down

>Runescape still has a stable economy and a sizable playerbase and continuous updates to improve content, and quickly taking note of player feedback regarding many things, even made a clone of the old version for players who disliked the new version.

RS is the only 2000s online hangout still kickin, lads.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo via BeyondMusing)

[memewhore]

[setheverman]

what the fuck is this

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

the rumors are true: im soft and i just want to be loved

[fatwlws]

say it with me: chub is cute. chub is good. girls with chub are cute and good.

[stainedful]

“women glow all over the world”

[chickiepie-blog]

overwatch heroes as lgbt memes

Tracer: YOU USELESS LESBIAN

Soldier 76: move i'm gay

Reaper: the gay agenda

McCree: macklemore didn’t die for this

Genji: [minor inconvenience] is homophobic

Pharah: classifying random things as butch or femme

Sombra: bisexuals are invisible

Hanzo: don’t gays have a power bottom thing

Widowmaker: we popping the BIGGEST bottles when makorra happens tomorrow

Junkrat: what’s better than this, just guys being dudes

Mei: the moon is a lesbian

Bastion: isn’t it kind of fucked up that we apply gender to [inanimate object]. wake up. they’re just [inanimate object].

Torbjorn: i bought a rainbow backpack to support you guys

Roadhog: [x] belongs to gay people, straight people can’t have it

D.VA: the rumour come out: does [x] is gay?

Zarya: down with cis

Winston: i can’t get up! i'm gay!

Reinhardt: [insert fairytale here] but gay

Mercy: not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fucking christ. fucking shit jesus fuck oh my fucking jesus christ. god in heaven. holy fucki ng shit

Lucio: elton john, a known gay

Ana: handmaiden/feudal lord discourse

Zenyatta: HAROLD…

Symmetra: trans women can't cook quesadillas

[drferox]

Aesthetic

The computer said my next patient’s name was Lucifer, and that he was a domestic. Not that an unusual name for a pet, I have to admit.

“Come on in. Do you have Lucifer hiding in that box for me?” I say. A gentleman dressed all in black with a rather spiky aesthetic and a selection of piercings comes into my consult room and opens the box.

He places a perfectly black rabbit on the table.

Honestly, I had been expecting a cat.

Turns out Lucifer is his new rabbit. He’d insisted on taking it from a friend who wasn’t taking care of it a few months ago.

Lucifer, for his part, had decided the table was too scary and that his dad’s leather clad armpit was the best place to be.

To my surprise and delight, our new goth rabbit owner is doing everything right. Perfect diet, read up on rabbit health, vaccinating, enrichment, the works.

He even started a vegetable garden to grow treats for the rabbit, or as he put it, “tributes for lucifer.”

[violent-darts]

I also need to put this in a story. possibly the same one.