[glyphsmash]

you are fucking died. game oval.

[filmphotofranz]

[meanplastic-deactivated20140215]

[johnnycrass]

sometimes how i live my days can be boiled down to this

[pjackk]

One time i got sucked up by a ufo im not joking

[vampsprite]

what happebned

[pjackk]

On god they were being super mean to me like they were flicking my head and shit the grey aliens were flicking my head and punching my nose and giving me noogies and shoving me and shit....

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Friend:  Based off what I’ve told you, what do you think?  Do I have a chance?

Me:  I can’t really tell you.  I’m not good at those kinds of things, hah.

Friend:  You’re right…shouldn’t have asked somebody who has only dated three people.

Me:  Hah.  That kinda hurts, but I’ll be real, I just hav-

Ice T:  My memory card deleted my San Andreas save

[chaseprice]

People who enjoy Reese’s are gay actually because when you tink about it:

Peanus butt-er and cocklate

[chaseprice]

[chaseprice]

transgendert chawaller

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[princessmo]

[coast-modern]

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

billie eilish is dressing like a bad guy thug at a mahjong game in a kung fu movie

[health-goth-inc]

"Let the Gweilo play. He has nothing left to lose."

[thesluts2004]

she is so unbelievably real

[catasters]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]