hello!

*does a sick banjo riff* ————————————–————————————— (pfp artwork by peskypawz)

[anxiety-banana]

hello i would like everyone to know that sometimes you can sob your eyes out and have an existential crisis one moment and then suddenly you're booking your driver's test and applying for jobs and crocheting a blanket and maybe life isn't so bad anymore!! maybe you can feel awful and fix your life anyway!! maybe you're allowed to be a wreck and still be good enough!! i am a full on adult and have avoided getting my license for years but now i'm finally doing it because i've grown around the fear!!!! the world didn't crash and burn when i was fifteen!! i did this for myself and i'm going to be okay!!

[stevishabitat]

[anxiety-banana]

the way i am shaking with tears is an understatement I'VE BEEN QUOTED

[stevishabitat]

I'm printing it and taping it to my mirror BTW

[the-haiku-bot]

I’m printing it and

taping it to my mirror

BTW

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[homunculus-argument]

Squatters' rights apply to grandmas. If someone's not visiting and looking after their grandma, but you will, after a set amount of time once you've settled in, that's your grandma now.

[pukicho]

Still rocking an NFT icon in this day and age is like seeing a confederate flag on the back of someone’s truck. You lost 100 years ago, fucker, it’s over.

[homunculus-argument]

I can achieve anything if I just put my mind to it. Unfortunately trying to put my mind to anything is like trying to superglue a helium balloon on the bottom of the deep end of a crowded public swimming pool. The glue isn't waterproof.

[yesterdaysprint]

Hartford Courant, Connecticut, March 9, 1906

[i-am-a-fish]

texting is like a quick time event if you're anxious enough

[i-am-a-fish]

texting is like a quick time event if you're anxious enough

[piratewithvigor]

Just saw a bird get a worm at 8:06pm.

Never let the morning people say it can't be done

[batbetbitbotbut]

Need to investigate the flooding situation on my dash lately

[pikaole]

[straycatj]

hi, landlady and the cat clan! I graduated college today!!!

Congratulations🎊

I want to have some celebration yummies with you, so would you ask some to my landlady?

[straycatj]

She hasn't yet

[straycatj]

Wait every one...he requires yummies after he eats his ordinary meals and takes Maru's, then extra yummies every time

[child--ish]

legos cause me unspeakable anguish and joy.

i cried because i couldn't make a cactus today and i cried when i couldn't figure out how a brick separator worked for 3 minutes, but i felt gay when i finally made it. it now sits on my desktop shelf near my biological child (as in a living cactus).

[only-cat-memes]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

[iamcon-fu-sion]

pick a side

team gaud

team pigeon

Voting ended onJun 1

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY

[blumineck]

How Orissa Kelly gave me rope burn!

(AKA there’s a reason circus performers usually prefer silks)

ALSO

If you like this sort of nerdy content and you’d like to see me test a bunch of fantasy tropes in a suit of armour, please consider supporting The Bluminarmour Project!

The Bluminarmour Project

Blumineck is trying to fun a video series doing fun and serious historical and fantasy testing in fitted plate armour.

[evilwizard]

hey guys so the hero that keeps barging in my tower seems to be using some sort of chronomancy called “quick saving.” have we figured out any counters for that yet or what’s the deal