hello!

*does a sick banjo riff* ————————————–————————————— (pfp artwork by peskypawz)

[child--ish]

is there a rhythm or reason to any of your reblogs

i reblog what makws me happy )

[hear-me-out-contest]

Although the contest is not yet over, I'm free on Thursday and I figured since we have our top 16, I may as well get to making the cake!

So... are we ready for this monstrosity I am about to make myself bake?

How much butter

100g

200g

250g

300g

400g

Remaining time: 30 minutes

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How much sugar?

100g

200g

250g

300g

400g

Remaining time: 31 minutes

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How much flour?

150g

175g

200g

225g

250g

Remaining time: 34 minutes

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How much baking powder?

1/4 tsp

1/2 tsp

3/4 tsp

1tsp

1 1/4 tsp

1 1/2 tsp

Remaining time: 36 minutes

[hear-me-out-contest]

And some extras? (top three will make it in)

1tsp sprinkles

1tbsp sprinkles

50g greek yoghurt

Banana chips

Something from the fruit and nut cupboard 😭

1tsp Vanilla extract

1 tbsp vanilla extract

chocolate chips

cocoa powder

Remaining time: 39 minutes

[hear-me-out-contest]

And finally...

Food dye proportions

Red

Yellow

Blue

Green

Black

Edible gold glitter

Edible silver glitter

Remaining time: 42 minutes

[hear-me-out-contest]

...And, because I feel like it, the most liked comment will make it in, providing it is something I can realistically purchase and will not kill me

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[ramchuckle-dorm]

TWST Text Posts & Memes: Part 106

Part 105 & Part 107

[ltwilliammowett]

This video depicts a moment that is nearly impossible to observe: a sperm whale surfacing with a giant squid clenched between its teeth. These predators hunt at depths exceeding 800 meters, where light does not penetrate, and only biosonar directs the pursuit. Consequently, clear surface images are exceedingly rare.

🎬: @lud_adventure

[strawbeary-moonlight]

This is, factually, the first footage of this that we have ever gotten. This has never been observed by a human being before in recorded history. The only reason we knew these whales ate those squids before was the beaks of the squids found in the stomachs of dead whales, and the battle scars on whales consistent with fighting giant squids.

My favorite thing about this clip is that, in the original uncropped footage, you can see her calf is right beside her, ascending from the depths along with her. Whale calves don't dive until they're taught by their mothers. It is very likely that this footage is of a mother whale teaching her calf to hunt on one of its very first dives.

When I saw this footage for the first time, I cried a little tbh.

[isaacsapphire]

Arising from the inky depths with a delicious giant squid snack… with mama.

[crane12jp]

@letsblogwithmama

[letsblogwithmama]

official mama post

[shima-draws]

I love that even Kangaskhan’s baby in alpha form has the glowing red demon eyes

Murdering trainers with mama <3

[god-sent-gender-bent]

@letsblogwithmama

[letsblogwithmama]

official mama post

[hail-dondus]

Finding out Hans Zimmer is a transphobe genuinely had me falling to my knees

[cartoonistfreak101]

Thank you blastybaku for explaining this!/gen

[poetry-protest-pornography]

If you've ever heard a movie score and thought "holy shit, this is incredible", there's like, a 50% chance it was Hans Zimmer who composed it.

This is a pretty major letdown, ngl.

Anyways, fuck transphobes, which includes Hans Zimmer, apparently.

[excessively-english-jd]

Anyway shoutout to John Williams, amazing composer and probably the one who made the other 50% of "holy shit amazing" soundtracks (Jurassic Park, Star Wars, Superman, and incidentally the original Harry Potter theme and score) who famously worked closely with the first openly transgender woman to be nominated for an Academy Award, Angela Morley. He respected her, and so far as I can see, has never made transphobic remarks.

[iliketurtles55]

(Sequel to ‘This memory is being forgotten’)

[ominous-signs]

Official somber sign

[child--ish]

sometimes you get a portal into another's silliless world by a thing they said and it's.... how do you survive out there?

[ashrooletik]

My favorite dorm yeah….MYSTERY- HEART INC.

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[ominous-signs]

Today Boday

[mukuroom]

Oh boy, a complex character who's a woman! I love messy characters who hurt everyone around them and continue the cycles that hurt them!! Can't wait to share this joy with fellow fans– why's everyone calling her a bitch

[fool-counter]

Oh boy, a complex character who's a woman! I love messy characters who hurt everyone around them and continue the cycles that hurt them!! Can't wait to share this joy with fellow fans– why's everyone calling her a bitch

fool count: 1

[wuggen]

Heard a car horn today that was tuned to a fifth. Fucked up, kinda delightful

[wuggen]

I want people to understand how jarring this was. Most car horns are either a single tone or two tones somewhere in the neighborhood of a minor third apart:

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Pretty normal rush hour sounds, yeah? But this thing sounded something like this:

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Fucked up! Didn't even realize it was a car horn at first, I didn't know what the fuck it was! It was weird as hell!

[fictionvssleep]

[wifehaver103947]

[randomalienencounter]

リ𝙹….

[strange-aeons]

Do you love the colour of the sky? I'm also in Ontario :')

NO ITS REALLY BAD!!!!!!!!!!!

[strange-aeons]

the weather today is Creepy Orange

[saturniandragon]

A new method for bypassing face scan age verifications.

PrivacyPuppet — Interactive 3D Avatar

Real-time interactive 3D human avatar with face tracking, blinking, and jaw animation. Built by PrivacyPuppet.

Interactive 3D avatar viewer with real-time head tracking, jaw animation, and idle breathing. Built with Next.js, React Three Fiber, and Thr

This should work on any web browser.

Use your mouse to control the head angle. Press M to toggle mouth open/close.

Don't forget to press I in order to hide your cursor and the surrounding UI elements.

It may or may not work on all sites, but worth a try.

Stay safe.

[vergess]

(That's an uppercase i to hide the UI, not a lower case L)

[the-haiku-bot]

(That’s an uppercase

i to hide the UI, not

a lower case L)

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[brucespringsteen]

There should be more hours in between midnight and 5 am because I am a night owl and also an early riser morning enjoyer and I need 8 to 10 hours of sleep also