hello!

*does a sick banjo riff* ————————————–————————————— (pfp artwork by peskypawz)

[quail-in-red]

I love auto-selecting camp supplies, it’s too funny

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[maruti-bitamin]

star showers and rain ghosts

watercolour on arches paper cold pressed

insta/bluesky/ store/cara

[snakeater-deactivated20260130]

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

[elksewer]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: tat a tg at a t a t Aa, a ! g a a.

Closest match: Facelina auriculata genome assembly, chromosome: 15 Common name: Slender Facelina

(image source)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this website gets me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

BREAKFAST

[i-am-a-fish]

"enjoy it while it lasts" (undercuts itself, needlessly doomerish, foreboding)

"enjoy it!" (straight to the point, actually encourages enjoying it)

[i-am-a-fish]

"enjoy last it'll it" (what)

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[the-little-armored-one]

[cappuccinco]

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[cygnahime]

Hanahaki disease is a psychosomatic illness. It's a thing that your body does in response to stress over constantly repressing/concealing your feelings in settings with high background magic. It's like you've been ignoring pain for a long time and suddenly your vision starts going dark, because your affected body is just YANKING on random alerts trying to get you to PAY ATTENTION there is a PROBLEM. Yes the flowers do really exist. So do non-magical psychosomatic symptoms. The flowers aren't special.

This does of course open up the trope to options for non-romantic concealed feelings. Which I think is great. There is something viscerally satisfying about the person who seems so outwardly chipper coughing and hacking and spitting up Depression Flowers so now everyone has to know they're hurting. Isn't there?

[specificwatcher]

Hanahaki, but it's a child that feels neglected by their parents.

Hanahaki, but it's someone whose friends have started ghosting them.

Hanahaki, someone's wife is cheating on them.

Hanahaki, the disease that gives you three options: confront your feelings, destroy the love you hold for someone or perish choking on roses.

[totally-cis-offical]

Imagine this for transness

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Hanahaki but it’s your body desperately needing you to love and care for it while your mind is trapped in the body that doesn’t fit, that’s wrong as it destroys you from the inside out the longer you aren’t able to get help to make your body feel like you

[bunybrulee]

Don't eat the cashier but I made it into a horror survival game

No Bob here, fuck Bob

Everyone got a height boost and they all want to kill you, isn't that so cool 😽😽😽

[child--ish]

is there a rhythm or reason to any of your reblogs

i reblog what makws me happy )

[hear-me-out-contest]

Although the contest is not yet over, I'm free on Thursday and I figured since we have our top 16, I may as well get to making the cake!

So... are we ready for this monstrosity I am about to make myself bake?

How much butter

100g

200g

250g

300g

400g

Voting ended on4h

[hear-me-out-contest]

How much sugar?

100g

200g

250g

300g

400g

Voting ended on4h

[hear-me-out-contest]

How much flour?

150g

175g

200g

225g

250g

Voting ended on4h

[hear-me-out-contest]

How much baking powder?

1/4 tsp

1/2 tsp

3/4 tsp

1tsp

1 1/4 tsp

1 1/2 tsp

Voting ended on4h

[hear-me-out-contest]

And some extras? (top three will make it in)

1tsp sprinkles

1tbsp sprinkles

50g greek yoghurt

Banana chips

Something from the fruit and nut cupboard 😭

1tsp Vanilla extract

1 tbsp vanilla extract

chocolate chips

cocoa powder

Voting ended on4h

[hear-me-out-contest]

And finally...

Food dye proportions

Red

Yellow

Blue

Green

Black

Edible gold glitter

Edible silver glitter

Voting ended on4h

[hear-me-out-contest]

...And, because I feel like it, the most liked comment will make it in, providing it is something I can realistically purchase and will not kill me

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[ramchuckle-dorm]

TWST Text Posts & Memes: Part 106

Part 105 & Part 107

[ltwilliammowett]

This video depicts a moment that is nearly impossible to observe: a sperm whale surfacing with a giant squid clenched between its teeth. These predators hunt at depths exceeding 800 meters, where light does not penetrate, and only biosonar directs the pursuit. Consequently, clear surface images are exceedingly rare.

🎬: @lud_adventure

[strawbeary-moonlight]

This is, factually, the first footage of this that we have ever gotten. This has never been observed by a human being before in recorded history. The only reason we knew these whales ate those squids before was the beaks of the squids found in the stomachs of dead whales, and the battle scars on whales consistent with fighting giant squids.

My favorite thing about this clip is that, in the original uncropped footage, you can see her calf is right beside her, ascending from the depths along with her. Whale calves don't dive until they're taught by their mothers. It is very likely that this footage is of a mother whale teaching her calf to hunt on one of its very first dives.

When I saw this footage for the first time, I cried a little tbh.

[isaacsapphire]

Arising from the inky depths with a delicious giant squid snack… with mama.

[crane12jp]

@letsblogwithmama

[letsblogwithmama]

official mama post

[shima-draws]

I love that even Kangaskhan’s baby in alpha form has the glowing red demon eyes

Murdering trainers with mama <3

[god-sent-gender-bent]

@letsblogwithmama

[letsblogwithmama]

official mama post

[hail-dondus]

Finding out Hans Zimmer is a transphobe genuinely had me falling to my knees

[cartoonistfreak101]

Thank you blastybaku for explaining this!/gen

[poetry-protest-pornography]

If you've ever heard a movie score and thought "holy shit, this is incredible", there's like, a 50% chance it was Hans Zimmer who composed it.

This is a pretty major letdown, ngl.

Anyways, fuck transphobes, which includes Hans Zimmer, apparently.

[excessively-english-jd]

Anyway shoutout to John Williams, amazing composer and probably the one who made the other 50% of "holy shit amazing" soundtracks (Jurassic Park, Star Wars, Superman, and incidentally the original Harry Potter theme and score) who famously worked closely with the first openly transgender woman to be nominated for an Academy Award, Angela Morley. He respected her, and so far as I can see, has never made transphobic remarks.