The polycule kids aren't all going to be canon to my au [bc tbh I don't see the gang wanting 5 kids . Maybe one or two but 5 is a bit too much. Noelle might be rich but none of them got the time for that many damn kids][Also I don't think lightners and darkners can even have children. However these are fankids and I've never cared about logistics before] However I want to talk about them. Pretend each exists within a vacuum or some exist in the same au or any combination . A little about each of them under the cut
Lumi
Just narrowly avoided being named Risk [you know. R alsei-K ris]
Very bubbly and chatty and has an air of elegance about them
Loves causing lighthearted trouble
Top tier rage baiter
Heavily musically inclined, wants to learn how to play any instrument they can get their hands on
horns are even redder in the lightworld
despite their coloring their soul color is actually green. They are very kind
Twila
Loves to test her own limits magically
Often backfires. badly. No she will not stop
Generally very disorganized and messy but she likes to keep a nice appearance
Easily overwhelmed
Very blunt
Absolute sweetheart though, she's not like. Fully sure how to make friends. If she keeps acting weird in the right way it might attract someone type vibes
Cole
Name is like. Coal. You know what you get in your stocking when you're bad. Still christmas themed
'I want to be rebellious and get in trouble so bad but my moms are too supportive of me and my attempts at rebellion' as a character tbh
His attempts at being edgy at school don't work either because he also commits too hard to the christmas bit the holidays have going on. He's never gonna live up to Dess in being the edgy holiday
Speaking of he definitely looks up to her a lot
Oh yeah he's also a massive flirt and has a new partner every other week. Is he that attractive or is he just bad at keeping a relationship going. How the hell did his parents fall in love in highschool and stay that way years later. What is he missing
Star
I like the headcanon that Susie's half human so a full human + half human = basically just a human with sharper teeth and slit pupils .
Yes they are heavily disappointed by their lack of monster traits. Couldn't even get scales what's even the point
Gremlin through and through. Unapologetically weird. Loves to cause problems on purpose
Huge creative, particularly an artist. I imagine they do taxidermy art in particular. Pretty good at pointing too, just loves to get their hands dirty with a project
Soul is orange, they're fearless in a way that is kinda detrimental. Maybe they SHOULD fear some things actually.
Eve
Birth name was Kringle. Because Kris Kringle. Obviously she changed this as quickly as possible
Pretty stoic, doesn't really talk much either.
Wants to be a scientist, not quite sure what kind yet but they're very into learning about how things work. The world is very fascinating... She must know everything about it
Ngl she inherited like. Too many of her parents issues™ for them to be comfortable about it. It's a little unnerving
Loves animals, probably the only thing that can get her to warm up is by shoving a little creature in her face
"Mario Mario" is an anachronism. He and his brother were only ever referred to by mononyms in their lifetime, like most residents of the Mushroom Kingdom at the time - multi-part names were typically reserved for members of the Toadstool dynasty, and even these were more like titles or Roman cognomina than what we would call a surname today. His putative ennoblement as founder of the "House of Mario" came centuries later as the collapsing feudal order sought additional sources of legitimacy
#mushroom kingdom folklore says that he sleeps beneath a warp pipe to arise in the time of the kingdom's greatest need #he's definitely shown up a few times but it's hard to tell if he has risen from the dead or is just in the middle of some time travel shit #historians hate him.
people have lots of pet peeves with guys being/being called grunglers. i dont care abt any of that. my annoyance is that in the original tweet the guy himself was not the grungler, the messed up dark souls character he made while on call with strange transsexuals was the grungler. ur all misusing the term
Describes obvious transphobia and then says "this is exclusive only to transmascs!" About being misgendered. Transmisogyny is not just girl-transphobia. Y'all just showing your asses posting shit like this.
You are a bug in bug hell but your spider torturer so fucking bad at their job that the devil himself has to grab you with his gay pitchfork and help them
oh my god i thought i had posted this here ekrjkejr
i was using this pic of avril lavigne for everything a few months ago so yeah ݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆ emoshy for yall
