childe of the forest

sorry for accidentally becoming a good omens blog

[sharingneedles]

IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

[fuckyeahpaganism]

I’m crying. 

[for-fox-sakess]

i scheduled this a year ago..

[dykemuth]

being crowleys therapist would be so nuts like ok he’s pretty standard as far as mental illness goes, he’s a middle aged gay man with undiagnosed adhd who was abandoned by his mom at a VERY young age, he shouldn’t be too hard to figure out but he also keeps referencing points of time that he thinks you’ve experienced like “oh, YOU remember the ottoman empire, right? remember those old velvet cushion covers that used to be everywhere?” and you’d be like sir i am 37?

[bloomingnova]

Perfect Bread:

I absolutely love this recipe! The bread is soft, and is perfect for sandwiches, French toast, and pretty much everything you can think of. I don’t want to buy bread from the store ever again!

6 Cups all-purpose flour

2 ½ Cups very warm water

2 Tbsp. Active dry yeast

2 Tbsp. Sugar

1 tsp. Salt

1 Tbsp. Butter

Combine warm water, yeast, and sugar and let sit until the surface is foamy (If it’s doesn’t foam, the yeast doesn’t work).

When yeast is activated, add 3 cups of the flour, the salt, and the butter. Mix until thoroughly combined, about 2 minutes.

Once mixture is smooth, add the remaining 3 cups of flour. I recommend folding the flour in until fairly combined before kneading.

Once combined, knead dough for 6-8 minutes in a stand mixer, or 8-10 minutes by hand.

Form dough into a ball, cover with plastic wrap or a cloth, and let rise for 45 minutes.

Cut dough into 2-3 equal pieces and place into a buttered bread pan, and brush melted butter (or olive oil). Allow to rise in the loaf pans for an additional 10-15 minutes. (🍞 Tip: Use a small knife to make a slit longways across the bread to prevent splitting along the side of the bread.)

Bake bread in a 375°F oven for 30 minutes uncovered, and and additional 10 minutes covered in foil to prevent excess browning.

Makes 2-3 loaves of bread.

[happifying-things]

[marisatomay]

might fuck around and read a 500 page physical published book in one sitting like it’s 2006 and I’m being bullied in middle school so I take refuge in the library and inhale books at a frightening speed that I have not been able to replicate since

[zzzanzzz-deactivated20201124]

[thegreatanimal]

[90377]

Meadows in Paradise by Paul Porter Photography

[slushyseals]

[dr-dendritic-trees]

[A very round brown seal sticks its small pink tongue out at the camera.]

[princie33]

I thought he was holding a penny

[ashildrs-archive]

I am a lesbian and I am right.

[valtsv]

hozier songs are like *blows kiss to the forest* that's for my baby *throws molotov cocktail into burning building* AND THAT'S FOR THE REVOLUTION

[magic-of-eternity]

Château de Chambord. France

[julianavido]

Don’t Get a Nose Job

[doomhope]

[id: A digital drawing of three girls with black hair, various skin tones, and big, beautiful noses in profile facing to the right. They are all smiling with a confident expression, and wearing various colorful tops with matching hair clips. End id.]

[edwardsaginger]

fuck twilight. am i right, my fellow twilight bloggers

[clickbaitcowboy]

Thoughts on original series Captain Kirk?

Himbo. Respects women, gets pegged. Sexy. Dumb as rocks. Has husband

[boldlygayingwherenogayshavegayed]

I’m so sorry

[anthonycrowleymoved]

i went looking for the comic that the reaction image is from and i am not disappointed

[decemberdancer04]

I want to go to that strip club.

[dykemuth]

crowley: this is my husband, my best friend, the love of my life, and if I believed in soulmates, I think I’d call him that too 

aziraphale: tears up, takes crowley’s hand and looks into his eyes

the wendy’s worker who only asked if they wanted spicy or normal nuggets:

[kurosmind]

There’s one (1) think in Disney’s Mulan that irks me.  The jaw line.  Mulan’s jaw line is drawn differently when she’s acting as Ping. No kidding: this is her “regular, Fa Mulan” face. In this version her jaw is even highlighted by the makeup. Look how round is it.

and this is her Ping jaw. Square. Totally square.

WHY?????  Isn’t consistency in the character base shapes like, an important thing??

Not to mention how she immediately regains her long lashes as soon as she is exposed. With her round jaw obviously.

????? 

[eorzean-cabbage]

That feel when you’re Asian and your father with a bad leg was about to be sent off to surely die in a war for your great empire so you squared up both metaphorically and physically.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

it’s on the fricking vhs cover

this has bothered me since 1999

[smaug-official]

Why do you have to come for Mulan like this

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

It’s called contour sweetie

[thequantumqueer]