American Beauty//American Psycho

Katie. 21. Pennsylvania.

[fatimamononoke]

a clean room, some fresh sheets, a hot shower, coconut oil, and some scented candles

[fatimamononoke]

and some dick.

[library-mermaid-blog]

A little girl and her mom were looking at me at the coffee shop this morning and I heard her mom say “go on, it’s ok!” and the little girl shuffled up to me and said “ex-cuse me please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every DAY or does your mom help you?” I am d y i n g

[m86-deactivated20171116]

open rp

hey guys. im a fish 

[dovah-remade]

Slurp…

[m86-deactivated20171116]

 NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[meanplastic]

[tranquillityite]

is this a threat. i feel threatened

[this-is-cthulhu-privilege]

Horses are the silent judge in the trial of mankind.

[nutsacktorturer]

[paprika]

[iu]

instagram mua: shows a perfectly normal makeup tool

me: bitch dont do it

instagram mua: frowns, waves finger and throws it away

me:

[caspermartinez-blog-blog]

What a nice guy Pee Wee Herman helping out Danny De Vito depart from Austin Texas during South By South West festival

[queerdungeons]

this is like what I would see if I stayed in the shining hotel

[amroyounes]

Blame the algorithm

[tashabilities]

The Twitter ones are so accurate, OMG

[dynastylnoire]

Google fucking maps

[funnuraba]

thomas what the fuck is your damage

[presidentdragon]

Pride and Prejudice (2005)

[thebootydiaries]

choose your fighter

[lloydthevoid]

I need to see some size reference

[thebootydiaries]

small

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

this triggers me because i am just as petty as this

[beholdingslut]

on this day, we appreciate julius caesar who, as he fell to the ground after being stabbed 23 times, held his toga in a such a way as not to indecently expose himself

[bunniope]

that’s classy but if i got stabbed 23 times, my jeans would hit the floor before i did and EVERYONE who stabbed me is seein my dick

[chrissongzzz]

[jjeesseejj]

B A E S

[root-deer]

This is it this is my favorite video in the whole wide world

[menherafemcel]

he taps

[queen-of-filth-deactivated20170]

[virginbloodymary]

Raffaele Marinetti Erotic art