lmao

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[corvuspanoptes]

[ashstfu]

the relationship between a girl and her bedside table is very special

[deerchasingheadlights]

I’m always feeling like wait did I just do something unforgivable? But all I did was walk somewhere or turn in a paper late

[luthienne]

girl help i’m starting over again for the 1000th time & i’m beginning to think that life is a never-ending cycle of starting over & i actually have to make peace with that in order to move forward

[bpdumpsterfire-deactivated20230]

haha! i’m terrified to make connections!

[suispiria]

lately I’ve been Overcome With Emotion

[girljpg]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

They said it couldn't be done: this gay guy is going to bed early

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Okay fine it couldn't be done

[kleefkruid]

Kinda crazy how my first cellphone didn't have a camera or internet and 17 years later this thing knows more about me than I do and gives people brand new mental ilnesses.

[kleefkruid]

my parents: "We bought you a cellphone so you can contact us if your bike gets a flat tire on your way to school!"

Cursed Artifact (common item) has been added to your inventory

[3000s]

"wanting something" wins Most Embarrassing Thing You Can Do award for 23rd year in a row

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

i had a really fucked up dream omg

[my-notes-app-deactivated2020061]

p&f related?

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

sorry but phineas and ferb were not in it.

[my-notes-app-deactivated2020061]

buford?

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

no characters from phineas and ferb were there.

[memeuplift]

[the-tree-line]

bummed that i am a bit of a freak. also glad i am a bit of a freak. does this make sense

[the-tree-line]

[thedankmemes]

[forgondor]

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

[sanjidysphoria]

nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence

[ciphertology]

dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane