Dinosaur Sodomite

Hey I'm Jack and I wasn’t accepted into clown college Any/All

[nochd]

[segamascott]

[natureell]

[infertilityidol]

[gingik]

No theyre not disorders theyre winning conditions. Ill get 1.5x exp and 1.2x gold at the end of my life

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[were--ralph]

someone make this into a bumper sticker

[futchlings]

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

[lakevida]

lets all work together and guess what this was about

[munchiessssssss]

girl

[lakevida]

LOL

[fiollaigean]

how to cover letter:

polite greeting (it's me, boy)

introduction (i'm the ps5)

establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)

establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)

describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)

[badassdemonsword]

[miniaturize]

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims

[zonesoftime]

I like how looking for this post on your blog makes it look like you spent 3 hours checking whether or not apples are a type of fruit

[anarcho-catboyism]

We really went from "free the nipple" to "um the public didn't consent to you wearing a choker"

[mothercain]

is it true that it's happening to everybody?

baby it really and truly is

[greaserink]

cryin' shame that walmart markiplier is just too sexually charged to be on tumblr smh

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh