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HI!!!!!

Hi I’m Stella!!! 💖💃

She/her

England NT, Bayern Munich, Liverpool and Spurs supporter 🦁🍺🐦‍🔥🐓

I write RPF, the usual disclaimer that none of it is real and I’m just having fun, it’s no reflection on the actual people.

Fic on A03 is under the same name: Coldpintglass

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worldcuphater

Divock Origi | Thank You, God. Thank You, Football.

#divock origi #lfc #what a goregous article 🥺💖

djedsspence

ok ok if you would be interested in joining my world cup sweepstakes please reblog/reply/send me a message and I’ll get them sorted out by the end of the first match tomorrow. prize is the love of the game and I’ll send you a nice ask box message 😌😌⚽️⚽️🥅🥅

steeple-sinderby-belles

Emotionally I’m back here

#england nt #wc26 #Maguire on a unicorn is MY woke badger 🫡

Got Curaçao and Austria in the World Cup sweepstakes, which means I am about to be 5 times MORE INSUFFERABLE ABOUT KEVIN “THE BRICK WALL” DANSO!!!!!!!!!!!

#So random but guess what they’ve got a new fucking fan in me baby YIPEEEEEEEE #I think pavlovic is Austrian too so extra bonus!!!!!!#wc26 #Stella sweepstake teams

allthingswhumpyandangsty

#honestly I should be killed #🍺❄️

saltaired

one of africa’s best referees gets denied entry to the us simply because he’s from somalia but footballers charged with about 10 counts of rape and sexual assault can enter the country without issues. maybe i just don’t understand how visas work but that can’t be right

#TW sexual assault #it’s evil and racist with a capital R and so shit #wc26

mowu-fc

i keep seeing this single cover and i

yknow

mowu-fc

you see it

#oh tino was such a cutey 😭😭😭#he still is!!!! but there is a baby face about him that’s gone awol for being a square #Tino Liveramento #nufc #also op totalllyyyy see what you mean and excellent edit

chilledcoorslight

Gareth Southgate, coaching the England Squad: “When I got my first cap for England, you were probably still a toddler, weren’t you Harry?”

Harry Kane, so horny he can’t think straight: “Can yuo tackle me please boss”

#claz your Dino (dan Tino) post reminded me how much I low-key love this format #also have more young men falling head over heels for men d enough to be their dads it’s really fucking hot thanks #anyway

Fuck it we are WC posting, get with the theme folks

#wc26 #I for one thibk I’m a bit funny and frankly somedays that’s all I’ve got #let me have this lame joke

suckmyarschkarte

robbo's old tweets are my favourite thing tbh

#I misssss how everyone did hashtags #these are too fucking funny #fuckthat!#tiredweesoul #whydothryexist #are probs my fav from this collection #lfc #andy robertson #let footballers tweet without media training 2026

worldcupfinals

when you get the soccer vs football, europeans dont drink water, gun control, geopolitical state of the world, colonial history, the us dont have walkable cities, my nt is less problematic than your nt, super-bowl vs worldcup, tipping culture, humidity vs temperature discourse all packed into the same tournament