only one king

jay ⋆ 30-2 ⋆ straya ball/cars/yarns

[salahattricks]

when you are mohamed salah greatness has no expiry and hoes stay mad

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yeah im serious lets nuke vegas

[creasecrashing]

If nothing else, you can't say that Mitch Marner scoring the fastest hat trick in SCF history (6:10) followed shortly thereafter by the Canes scoring the fastest three goals in SCF history (39 seconds) isn't tremendously entertaining

[salahattricks]

WE ACTUALLY SCORED ON A PP DPMO

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can this please be a pp we actually utilise for once please god pleaSE GOD

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staal did that for me thanks king

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DO WE DARE

[vegasgrandprix]

Did Mitch marner really say he was going to trauma dump on main if he finally won the cup this year and then proceed to score a hatrick himself in the finals

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NUKE VEGAS IDGAFFFF

[not100bees]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[44prop]

jay knows plant and she knows bird

[salahattricks]

anyone wanna see my grevilleas

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me texting ci for hockey updates and she is hitting me with the dont worry kitten texts

[comraderoscoes]

feel like i’m tied to the train tracks as an incredibly awkward grid walk interview between martin brundle and k squared hurtles towards me

[salahattricks]

night shift. completed it mate.

[plumslices]

Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me

[salahattricks]

if bayern get rio you will see me on the news

[salahattricks]

the sexual tension between me and the pack of manchester reds a patient left behind that one of the nurses has left on my desk…