Chilling Under the Rainbow

The ramblings of a crazy pansexual. Recommended by 4 out of 5 people who recomend things! 

[shittycryptids]

A ghost that exists only to drink lemonade at 2am.

[percethecurse]

That’s just me and I don’t appreciate being called shitty thanks

[princekarkat]

art takes hours to produce and seconds to consume so dont act suprised when artists get upset when their posts only get likes and no reblogs

similarly a piece of writing that takes a few minutes to read could have weeks of work behind it… dont take creativity for granted when ur getting it for free

[zappavolta]

[swimmingpo0l-deactivated2017031]

if you remember this you survived a dark ass time

[thelovelytrixie]

DARK? Heh… this time was perfect.

I’ll have the Steven Universe fandom get the Crystal Gems to form Alexandrite so they can crush anyone who questions the SuperWhoLocks, Potterheads, and Fannibals…

[gaelic-galpal]

[ohshititsmama-deactivated201812]

[todaysbird]

theres this statue in singapore that was created by fernando botero and its just this giant fat bird and i think he should officially be added to the ‘wonders of the world’

[antifa-hulk]

This is the Absolute Unit other Units report to

[betterlegends]

Don’t

Play D&D with anyone you wouldn’t want to go on a 3 hour car trip with.

[paradisemantis-deactivated20181]

D&D is a 3-4 hour car trip except there are rules and goblins and rules goblins

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[cursebook]

Not a curse but I fucking need this right now .

[luciferlaughs]

Scientists have discovered how to make glow-in-the-dark cats by inserting the jellyfish genes that create fluorescent proteins into feline eggs.

[wordswithkittywitch]

I needed to check that this was real, and apparently, it is. What’s more, the end goal in these experiments was to fight feline AIDS, creating glow-in-the-dark cats was a side effect. That might be the greatest sentence I write this year.

[m3rryg4m]

I’m a hopeless bromantic, high five me in the rain, fistbump me gently as the sun sets.

[taylortut]

peter retaliating against “baby monitor protocol” by changing the names of Tony’s Iron Man protocols

“hey FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over there”

“Old Man Bifocals protocol activated, Boss”

“what the fuck did you just say to me”

[taylortut]

“FRIDAY alert the team that my thrusters are down and i can’t fly”

“sure thing, activating I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up Protocol”

“PETER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS”

[spider-man-stan]

Tony: FRIDAY, open these encrypted files we don’t have a lot of time-

FRIDAY: activating the Fr E Sh A Voca Do protocol

Tony, sobbing: PETER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES THIS MEAN 

[taylortut]

AMAZING

[bluesocksandfluff]

-Peter gets hurt in a battle- FRIDAY: Bone Hurting Juice Protocol has been activated - Mr. Parker is in distress. Tony: -stops- He’s what?  The what? Peter: -over the com- Oof, ouch… my bones…

[indigowallbreaker]

Tony: FRIDAY! Engage autopilot!

FRIDAY: Activating Jesus Take The Wheel protocol.

Tony: Really, Pete?

[cyborg-and-the-chamber-of-chisme]

Jdjsjsjsks

[nightskyblufaith]

Tony: Where in the world is that kid??..FRIDAY!! Activate Peter’s GPS

FRIDAY: Activating

“ Helicopter parent protocol”

Tony: *sighs*….why do I even bother

[marvel-lous-things]

Tony: FRIDAY divert all energy to thrusters

FRIDAY: nyOOOOOooOOoM protocol activated

[thedyslexicbard]

Tony: FRIDAY charge repulsers

FRIDAY: activating the “mmm watcha say” protocol

Tony: the what???-fires repulers-

FRIDAY: mmmm whatcha sayyyy mmmm that you only meant well…

[i-alwayslikedstrangecharacters]

Vampires cannot enter a house uninvited. Turns out, they invented Welcome mats to bypass this rule decades ago.

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via teejus)

[ahvei]

in case y'all wanna follow these playlists

Heady bros

white dudes who look like they like rap

basic 20-30s

30+

quiet ppl

POC

fucking hipsters

WM early 20s

early 20s fem

there are many other gems on this dude’s account

[kerrylloyd-deactivated20190331]

this is a review for bioshock

[catsandcataclysms]

I’m laughing really hard I went to find out what was up in the Gorillaz universe and why Murdoc was in jail and. It seems everybody really is on the same page here

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

This is the Cassowary of Creativity

It just kicked the everloving shit out of the duck for threatening you, and wishes you a good, creative day. You are Safe Now.

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

[jumpingjacktrash]

this is the idea chicken

she lays an idea egg every day whether you use it or not

idea eggs will be plentiful for you because the world is a vast and fascinating source of ideas and you don’t need luck or blog voodoo to have them for breakfast every morning

[disgustinganimals]

Couldn’t risk not sharing this with my followers. These dinosaurs in the reblogs are very reassuring.

[ohlovxrr]

Can’t risk this shit man. Can’t do it.

[doriansbutt]

pride icons! be the space gay you’ve always wanted to be lmao

[quentincoldwaters]

tom holland? singlehandedly ended fragile masculinity. while all the other dudes were sweating uncomfortably, homeboy just straight out said he’d jump on chris hemsworth’s dick

[1995lahaine]

no he’s just gay