Chimérique

"Qui produit des chimères, des idées irréalisables. Qui est sans réalité." | You can message me whenever you want! | 30+ | French | Likes bread a lot

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 31

Caine (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Olruggio (Witch Hat Atelier)

Voting ended onJun 15

[funshinebf]

dads with the pet they didnt want

[renxiss]

a bit messy but idc

[yokolate]

Brushbuddy (フデムシ) Witch Hat Atelier - 1x03 (2026) Kamome Shirahama

[mafuyuh]

Qifrey the Twink Witch

[fealty-to-thee]

lets tilt with papa

[fealty-to-thee]

tilting without papa

[tikklil]

Coco see, Coco do

[mafuyuh]

Witch Hat Atelier | Opening

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[liarsblade]

[a-potato-of-death]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[cutecipher]

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

[cutecipher]

scientists on this post: yuuuup 👍

people who aren't scientists: um actually ☝️

[ooooorin]

RIP, Blingee

According to a message posted on their front page, Blingee.com is going to be permanently “turned off” on August 25. This is sad news. A while back, Doug (aka Internet History) and I began collecting death Blingees––sparkling tributes to dead pets, relatives, celebs, etc––and then we started posting our collection at RIP Blingee. 

There are a LOT of sad memorial Blingees: people in caskets, beloved pet birds, garbage-covered gravesites, old family photos, lifeless fetuses in little animated Santa hats. There are stupid, funny ones, too–the Oxy Clean guy, the Twin Towers, this thing:

Anyway, Blingee is going away forever. If you feel like mourning with us, you can pay your respects at RIP Blingee. We’re going to post as many as we can before they’re gone for good.

Show her that you love her while you Blingee ~Blingee, 2006-2015~

[2022dirt]

Snow shadows can happen when objects block sunlight, keeping certain areas cooler while the rest begins to melt. It leaves behind a clear outline where the snow lingers longer.

[citree]

Happy birthday trans people!!!!!! ✨💞🥰💙🫶🌟💕🦎🏳️‍⚧️💞the world is better with you in it ❤️

[citree]

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Did not mean to add the lizard 😐

[citree]

Ok happy birthday trans people x2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🎉✨🎈🎉💕✨🫶🏳️‍⚧️💙🤍💖🎉✨🌟And also this lizard!!!!🦎🏳️‍⚧️💕🎉

[communist-ant-hill]

Ya'll remember how online games made specifically for children were programmed in a way that made it practically impossible to share your personal info?

When age, gender, location was censured like profanity in the name of protecting kids?

But suddenly the Only Way to keep children safe online is to make sure that they have 0 privacy?

Yeah ok. Sure. For the children.

[grecoromanyaoi]

citationless behavior

[grecoromanyaoi]

sourceless behavior

[teaboot]

unsubstantiated behaviour

[werewolfmack]

anecdotal behavior

[preserving-tiktok]