숲 Forest

he/him

[pure-hearts-stumble]

when you see someone cute in a bakery

[gnatsattack]

My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

[meshugenist]

nintendo paid for this post

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

blizzard payed for that reply

[hollowtones]

I paid for my lunch today (one of sandwich, meat ball sub)

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

did it taste good?

[hollowtones]

it was very good. thank you for asking :) i hope you have a good lunch tomorrow 

[dicksmasher]

reblog for a good lunch tomorrow

[turnipfritters]

“female presenting nipples”

[shaneinthehouseofficial]

Female. Presenting. Nipples.

[gut-floraa]

Female

Presenting

Nipples

[turnipfritters]

Female 👏 presenting 👏 nipples

[9pieceboom]

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

when you change angles and lighting but your selfie still comes out ugly

[ravietta]

Jennifer of Veggieburger

[dogg]

[micolashes-deactivated20200723]

[bug-gin]

These Portraits Were Made by AI: None of These People Exist

Check out these rather ordinary looking portraits. They're all fake. Not in the sense that they were Photoshopped, but rather they were comp

[auddityy]

why god forbade the making of images. ^

[adventuresinparadise]

I feel like I’ve gone a got a curse by looking at these

[gayhex]

we live on a blighted star

[jerryterry]

They also used the AI with cat pictures, and it somehow summoned a meme from the dream dimension

[gei-ayanami-deactivated20190430]

Destroy Civilization Now

[ubercharge]

insn s nchninnih lfne hb

    iroes woef’s wheft h

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

Which pride flag is this?

[garmbreak1]

snitch pride

[halfprincesshalfgoddess]

You: Weird flex but ok

Me, an intellectual:

[sailorbrazil]

i made an “evil sim” or at least the closest i could do to it, shez materialistic, self-absorbed, gregarious and self-assured. all she does is train her skills and fuck

[sailorbrazil]

her house looks like shit and shes broke as hell but ive seen at least 1 person faint over her two-star celebrity ass

[sailorbrazil]

probably bought that robe on aliexpress

[iamoutofideas]

her house looks like a taco bell

[sailorbrazil]

it is

[comrade-bastard-deactivated2024]

[androidtrash800]

D:BH fandom hoes: We want side character redemption arc!

Quantic Dream: We already kinda did that with Todd and Leo.

D:BH fandom hoes: Meh.

Quantic Dream: Then what do you…? Oh no don’t say-

D:BH fandom hoes: YES TRASH MAN GAVIN REED REDEMPTION ARC. TRASH MAN IS DICK BUT WITH SOFT SIDE AND KITTIES. TRASH MAN FALL IN LOVE WITH ANDROID.

[kreuzaderny]

[pastabot]

[thestateonmtv]

this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug 

[moonstruk]

Wildest dreams // Taylor Swift

[rpgsoda-deactivated20160418]

I hate this

[mochipanko]

rainforest bath

(with rain sound!)

[theunvanquishedzims]

Werewolves are stereotyped as ravenous monsters because the transformations burn so many calories that they’re essentially starving afterwords. The more “controlled” werewolves are just the ones who figured this out and loaded up on calories beforehand, whereas the “wild” ones assume it’s part of their wolfish nature to hunt and eat whatever’s nearby.

The transformation back burns calories too, but by that point they’re exhausted from running around in the woods all night, not to mention the physical strain of two transformations. And filthy people showing up at Denny’s in the early morning are assumed to be hungover, so the ravenous beast idea is applied only to the wolf half.

[clownin-uwu]

are you suggesting people who eat at denny’s are essentially werewolves

[aridotdash]

not just essentially 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fun fact i fucked a werewolf in a dennys bathroom

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

stop fucking asking me which dennys