KickFlip

sigh, I'm sad 😞

[toringo]

Get away from his parents!!!

[chirdswitharms]

Why do people always do cat or raccoon Danny when possum Danny is RIGHT there

[alien-slushie]

Tim: Why is the air conditioner on? Its colder than a wit-

Danny: Lay a finger on that dile and your insides become your outsides.

Tim: Oh my god! Danny? Dude what the heck! Its freezing in here.

Danny: *laying on the floor right under the air conditioner* To you maybe, I feel like I'm melting and Alfred won't let me keep up the air conditioner in my room.

Tim: Danny, its November, we live in New Jersey, its cold!

Danny: And I litterally have a heart and organs made of ice. I'm melting. If you're cold, go put on a coat!

[nidsneedle]

SPIDER!NEGLECTED!READER X BATFAM

DC X MCU/MARVEL

Spider!reader, who suddenly forms an allergy to mint, citrus, lavender, maybe even tea tree oil as well. They suddenly have a habit of avoiding anything that smells like cedar wood, which is hard since most of the bats like scents including it.

Spider!reader, who uses the flimsy excuse “allergies are able to develop overtime” after having an allergic reaction to lemonade.

Spider!reader, who is as smart, if not smarter than Tim, but prefers to pretend they’re not because it would cause unwanted attention, and they’ve already settled with the fact that they’re lonely.

Spider!reader, who has a literal harem but doesn’t realize it until Bruce asks if Felicia Hardy is their lover as a form of “bonding” (which is really awkward small talk).

Tim, who narrows his eyes at Spider!reader’s personal book because, hey, isn’t that the formula of the new vigilante’s webs he and Bruce have been trying to figure out? When have you been so smart?

Tim, who’s the first person to actually get close to Spider!reader because they both love to dabble in tech, science, and other nerdy things.

Shenanigans ensue as a domino effect has started! The batfam sees how close Tim and reader are and come to a realization that they don’t spend time with their “civilian” sibling, and how “lonely” they must be. (Reader has an internship at Stark industries and about 20 million friend groups.)

[cursed-thistle]

Get in the very strange machine, Danny.

[alien-slushie]

Bruce: Why is Danny Crying? Dick, Damian stop beating up Jason!

Jason: *laughing hysterically as Damian and Dick kick and Punch at him*

Danny: *curled up in Cass's lap as he cries and she hushes him softly*

Damian: Todd is a scoundrel who dare toy with Danyal's fragile heart! *also has tears in his eyes but he refuses to let them fall*

Dick: What he said!

Bruce, sighing: Tim?

Tim, not looking up from his laptop: Jason had Danny and Damian play "Can Your Pet".

Bruce: Can your pet, what?

Tim: No, its just "Can Your Pet". You make a pet chick and play games with it and like brush it and stuff but if you click on an icon that looks like a bike it sends your chick to a chicken mill and it shows the chick being ground up and put in a can.

Bruce: Jason Todd! How could you do that to your little brothers?!

Jason: *being choked out, but still laughing* Worth it!

Bonus: 2 weeks later

Danny: Damian look! She likes me! *petting a black hen with white speckles*

Damian: She does. *also happily petting some black and yellow chicks*

Tim: I can't believe you bought them chickens.

Bruce: Danny stopped crying, Damian stopped stabbing, we adopted some in-need animals, and we get fresh, cruelty free eggs in the future.

Danny: What should we name this one?

Jason: Fillet.

Danny: *whimpers*

Bruce: Jason Peter Todd!

[teaw1spp]

pls why can’t i find barely any fanfics with jus duke thomas give my boy some attention 😢😿💔❤️‍🩹

[sisaloofafump]

Tfw your distrusting touch averse batfriend suddenly (finally) trusts you enough for casual touch on a random monday

[raiverratz]

One of the few things that terrified Robert the most about dying as Mecha Man is worrying about who would take care of Beef. It's one of the things that kept him going at hard times during those 15 years.

[emmasmoke8]

When he was younger, Robert woke up one random night to a strange noise. Peering through his window, he saw his babysitter standing on his front lawn. Robert poked his head through and whisper-yelled, “why are you throwing toilet paper at our house?”

And Chase responded with, “Come down and you’ll see.”

So, Robert did, and he TP’d his own house with Chase. In the morning, Robbie was pissed, and he made Chase and Robert clean it up

Unfortunately for him, it became a tradition every year for them to tp the house and clean it up the next day

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[zippysmusings]

Blog Details

Hi! I'm Zippy and I'm an aspiring writer out here, trying to brave the new horizons of Tumblr. I would love it if you guys could send me some asks! I write for:

DC (Batman & Co, Superman & *selective* Co, Main Justice League, other teams))

Marvel

JJK

JJBA

Genshin Impact

MHA

Crackfics & rarepairs

Original Asks

x readers

yandere asks

Masterlist

Why are you so obsessed with me?! Reader x Platonic!Yan!Bats

(pt.1, pt.2, pt.3, pt.4, pt.5, pt.6, pt.7, pt.8, pt.9, pt.10, pt.11, pt.12, pt.13, pt.14)

Empty Nesters Yandere!Older!Superbat x AlreadyKidnapped!Reader

(Prologue, pt.1)

Yandere!Stephanie Brown x Reader (x implied Yan! Tim Drake) Drabble

Yandere

Batboys Fluff Drabble Cold Feet

Yandere!Justice Lords!Jon Kent x Reader Ringing of the Bells

Yandere!Satoru Gojo x Reader Drabble

[zippysmusings]

Blog Details

Hi! I'm Zippy and I'm an aspiring writer out here, trying to brave the new horizons of Tumblr. I would love it if you guys could send me some asks! I write for:

DC (Batman & Co, Superman & *selective* Co, Main Justice League, other teams))

Marvel

JJK

JJBA

Genshin Impact

MHA

Crackfics & rarepairs

Original Asks

x readers

yandere asks

Masterlist

Why are you so obsessed with me?! Reader x Platonic!Yan!Bats

(pt.1, pt.2, pt.3, pt.4, pt.5, pt.6, pt.7, pt.8, pt.9, pt.10, pt.11, pt.12, pt.13, pt.14)

Empty Nesters Yandere!Older!Superbat x AlreadyKidnapped!Reader

(Prologue, pt.1)

Yandere!Stephanie Brown x Reader (x implied Yan! Tim Drake) Drabble

Yandere

Batboys Fluff Drabble Cold Feet

Yandere!Justice Lords!Jon Kent x Reader Ringing of the Bells

Yandere!Satoru Gojo x Reader Drabble

[maja-paja]

[loriboriboos]

That's embarrassing

[mockingwing]

danny tucker and sam procrastinate doing their homework during a study session by making this image and danny sends it to vlad at 3am on a random tuesday and vlad just stands outside on his balcony with his hands behind his back for like a good hour and a half

[ghostlyglimmer]

This piece by @unpeeled-human was too good NOT to make a Danny Phantom edit with.