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Art tag -> art by ✨oops✨ Adult sized and brained. Disabled, queer, they/them, biracial. Enjoyer of DPxDC, Dead on Main, and other things. I like to draw fanart for fanfiction I like. Sometimes I write too. Danny is native/white. To me. Anti-AI.
Danny Fenton, a new receptionist at Wayne Enterprises:
Vicky Vale, knowing Danny Is Not Ready for her: So, where does Bruce Wayne leave for during his meetings? A new woman? Man? Trouble in the family?
Danny "Town Menace Phantom" Fenton, done with Genderbent Wes Weston: To fuck your mom.
Bruce's experienced receptionist that left for 6 seconds: okay, Danny no--
Danny, who knows something's up with the Wayne family: and your Dad, because we support the LGBTQIA community. Thank you and leave.
The batfam watching the security log later cannot stop laughing.
Tim: ... I know I can't justify it... But I want to give him a raise.
Bruce: He's definitely not going to be reprimanded. If I see his name with a complaint?
Tim: No you didn't. Got it B. I've never seen her look so offended. I'm in awe!
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Vicky Vale absolutely posted about it on Twitter to complain. And Danny? The gremlin? Retweeted it.
*Well if you'd respect my boss's right to privacy? Sorry, not sorry!*
Tucker and Sam are laughing with him when they all see Bruce Wayne and Tim Drake-Wayne retweeted it..... Oh no. At least he got thumbs up from both? And... That's the rest of the extended Wayne clan commenting....
Danny: Did I just go viral for being a bit shy receptionist?
Tucker: ... You need to commit to the bit! You need the nails!
Sam: And the hair!
Danny: ... Fuck it we ball! Where do I get decent fake nails?
Oh the nail technicians would have a BLAST. He just throws open the door and ANNOUNCES "I need the Bitchiest(tm) most reporter offending nails you've GOT!"
Like? (◇.◇ ) *eye glint* Our Time Has Come.
This is GOTHAM, sweetie. They have been WAITING for this day.
Do you have ANY idea how long they have bitched and moaned, strike that, LAMENTED that poor Brucie "himbo" Wayne did not have someone willing to slash tires, guarding his beautiful but emptied headed back?
It's been like watching people bully a golden retriever.
Aim for her "standards of journalism, who's she?" Mother Fuckin, expensive suit bought with himbo tormenting blood money, never heard of BOUNDARIES havin' FACE!
Sandra! Get over here! We need that polish you made! Yeah. The "probably legal" one! Honey... you're gonna be able to SHANK people when we're done~
And Danny is just? Absolutely stars in his eyes. They... they ENABLE the ghost boy? Oh! Bonus for nail technicians! Bonus 1000 years!
Tell him about the clicky clacky stabby heels!
Sam and Tuck have slight regrets. Don't get them WRONG, they'll always support Danny in whatever he does. But like... they were UNAWARE they were letting Feral Racoon With A Biting Problem Man meet his PEOPLE, here? His fashionable, fashionable, delicately perfumed people.
Paulina is laughing at them over the phone because SHE knew. The beauty culture in Gotham is just... Like That(tm). Now she's texting Danny tips. Sam feels vaguely betrayed. Danny... Danny how could you?
Paulina, Danny? You go to HER for "making grown adults cry" tips? In front of Sam's SALAD, Danny? On this? The day of her non-existent daughter's wedding?? Dead to her! Disowned! It's like she doesn't even KNOW you anymore!
Tucker is just trying to see how many "technically legal" "self defense" devices he can fit into one of those fashion corset thingies. Is looking up if it's legal to walk around with stiletto knives if... and bare with him... they were shoes.
He says double down everything they tell him not to do something. Commit to the bit Danny! Fuck it, weaponizable feminine clothing! Maybe he might ACTUALLY get a date out of this! (Danny and Sam: Eeeeeh.. *so-so, it's unlikely hand motion*) If nothing ELSE, it'll help him break into the tech markets! He needed a niche anyway.
Why NOT? It's GOTHAM! You work for the WAYNE'S! Free advertising AND a ready buyers market! Be gay, Danny! Do crimes! Now take these fishnets strong enough to choke out a supersolider without tearing and leave him to market research!
Danny... is getting kinda worried about Tucker. I mean, the tights are cool! But uuuuh.. *hands to sam* Lookin little Mad Scientist around the eyes their buddy... Have you been talking to Mr. Wayne's son again? You KNOW you n Tim feed off each other in some sort of unholy spirally pit of madness, from which neither of you willingly choose to escape.
We confiscated your phone. You're not getting Barbra BACK until you sleep, man.
(Tucker: NEVER! Traitors to the cause!)
But like? A terrifying Goth, a possible mad scientist, and the SINGLE most FERAL GNC Fae-like secretary in the history of forever, walk into Wayne Industries Monday morning.
Yes they work there. No you can't make them leave.
Yes you SHOULD pick a God and pray.
Danny LIKES his new nails~ they got STARS on um~♡ and can poke through STEEL! :3c Now? Now he shall cause terrible people Problems On Purpose(tm).
>:3c
PLEASE HOLD. *elevator music*
@hdgnj @stealingyourbones
Am I the only one who thinks of this woman and her Lipstick Taser?
Tim sees him walk in... And has to take a moment. Danny's gone full Gina Linetti. Oh... This will be Glorious!
Tim speed walks to him, he has to see the nails.
Tim: I need a photo. Please?
Well, how can Danny say no to a fellow chaos gremlin? Tucker is grinning maniacally, Sam is watching with glee. Half of the office have run for the hills.
Danny: Sure thing boss! They gave me solar system nails! And, you should see what they put in this suit!
Sam: Tucker may have gone overboard. But the sales assistant at the mall definitely encouraged it. They convinced him to go for the rogue attack fashion line. Danny could double as security right now!
Tim:.... Tucker added to it as well?
Danny: I did too! We can give you the blueprints? Maybe add to the Wayne fashion line? Oh! And these nails? Absolutely deadly weapons. I had no idea they could do that.
Tucker: Once they saw it was for Danny? To fend off the sharks? They brought out the good stuff!
The picture of the four of them is taken by a grinning Tam. And quickly uploaded to Tim's official twitter. After all. If people are warned in advance they can't complain right?
Okay. Hear me out. Just to feed the Drama he convinces Ivy and Harely to pick him up for "girls night out"
The birds of prey reach out to Danny. Of course he says yes! They have things they can teach him!
before the end of the evening he knows how to open windows by mocking the glass with his fingernails. How to make wounds extremely painful but without real damage. Use a nail file to puncture tires. How to use essential oils yo induce a deceptive mood And Lots Of Other Awesome Stuff And Not Illegal Technical ~
He also has weekly meetings scheduled to learn to run and fight in his new clothes. Damn the clothes pretty but hard to move/fight in compared to his usual.
Paulina is so proud. And he obviously share a all of the things he learns with her. Sam fears their friendship.
For some reason? I am CONVINCED Paulina works as Lex's secretary.
She sits at a desk, chewing sugar free gum loudly when annoyed, ignoring the waiting room, and amusing herself. No one EVER sees her work. She's the single most beautiful woman in the building. She's awful.
All her work is IMMACULATE.
She and Mercy are "besties", whether Mercy agrees to this or not.
She ABSOLUTELY knows that Clark is Superman because she recognizes Cute Guys(tm) at 50 paces and has improved drastically since Danny. Says nothing. Never will.
Doesn't even get up from her seat when he literally sends her boss through a wall in his mech suit.
She is? A BITCH(Respectfully and with great Awe). Like a dragon made into a highly fashionable Latina woman.
Lex ABSOLUTELY scooped her up after meeting her EXACTLY once at a fashion show. She was making investors thrice her age and millions her bank account, cry. Like INFANTS.
What... was he supposed to NOT hire her instantly? He's only vaguely certain she won't STAB him! She delightful and he can't stand her. Best secretary he's ever had.
Any GIW that enter the building chasing after her will NOT be leaving.
When people realise the two crazy secretaries know each other? Went to the same school? Same class? Conspiracy theories are gonna fly. Where did they grow up to become like *gestures vaguely* that!
Lex adores her so much. She stated down Superman. And told him to come back with a warrant. He sets her on people he hates with impunity.
Pauline of course loves this job. She gets to be as bitchy as her heart desires. She has all the tips for Danny. And she has to go to Gotham to get the nails done! She wants them!
The selfie of the two of them getting nails done together? Strikes fear into the hearts of many. Especially people who try to go through them to get to their bosses.
What if photos of them dating (there are some of them when Kitty owned Paulina) become public? people thank their deity that they are not staying together
Everyone praying they don't get married and have kids. That much sass would lead to the MOST sassy, bitchy child. The world does not need that. They already have Red Robin!
Honestly Danny and Paulina having the identical job of "Be a bitch to and get in the way of whoever wants to bother my boss" is so perfect for both of them. Like they're not security because none of what they do involves physical protection(Well it's not supposed to but there have been times security hasn't gotten there fast enough) they're just the bouncers for people their boss doesn't want around. And if the boss wants they can pretend "There's nothing I can do, my hands are tied. If I fire him/her then I'll have so many problems to fix. I'll reprimand them privately" if it ever comes back to hurt their reputation. Then pulling them out back for "Reprimand" and pulling out a Lincoln from their pocket and say "Thanks for giving me an excuse to be in a quiet room while I'm supposed to scold you. Here's a bonus."
I am now imagining a rogue trying to kidnap Bruce. And Danny just.. Nope. Do you have an appointment? Then you have to leave.
The stiletto heels really do the job....
I'm also picturing that Danny is wearing an Androgynous Gothic Classy look. Since of course Sam couldn't let herself have 0 influence on his look. The classy goth is from Paulina and the birds of prey influencing it. And it being androgynous is because Danny is intentionally trying to be bitchy. Of course he has to be visibly queer to fully pull it off. With small little details of every outfit having a space theme. The nails, the corset having a moon pin helping keep it closed, glitter in his dark black hair, deep purple shirt with some star shaped cuff links and buttons. He could almost pass for another villain at times.
Meanwhile Paulina has Barbie Bitch vibes and wears lovely pink outfits designed in a way that makes it clear she's the boss in the room no matter how powerful you might be.
Lex and Bruce both start giving them an outfit budget since half the time just seeing who the outfits does the job before they even have to open their mouths.
Ok, but DICK? Mr. 'Sluttiest Bat Alive' Grayson? He is LOVING THIS. He's already taught Paulina and Danny some acrobatics, and they're doing them IN HEELS!!!
Fuck.
That's it.
These are his kids now.
@evilminji @hdgnj @stealingyourbones
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People are terrified of when bruce and lex need to meet for business now because they always bring their secretary it started with lex cus he was heading to Gotham he needed "protection" (he really just wanted to see paulina rip into any idiot who tried to approach)
When he gets to wayne enterprises he goes to introduce Paulina only for her to stroll right past him to mr Wayne's by now infamous secretary
She stands in front of the desk a cold look on her face danny stands matching her look camera stare waiting for these to pillers of bitchieness to do something
The tension in the air is palpable its like looking at batman and superman having a stare off you can't tell whos winning
When after what feels like an eternity but twas only but a mere moment both smile "PAULINA DARLING HOW ARE YOU! I've not seen you since high school!" "DANIEL! I'm good! How are you!"
. . . They know each other at once both looked at lex and bruce "we're taking out break" and walked out chatting all the while snippets of their conversation drilling one fact into the minds of everyone... they went to school together
Danny introduces her to the sirens. There are pictures of them having spa days with them. There is no God. They are besties.
Sam loathes it, while loving the drama of it. What did we do?! Tucker look what we did! Tucker loves it. His self defence clothing line was green lit. He is making bank! Sam also added a few more both pieces and is also doing well from it.
Danny and Paulina both happily wear the gifted pieces to display them. Danny with his androgynous goth style. Paulina in bimbo core.
the world is like there is no god, and that is very valid in this situation becuase now danny and paulina will rule the world. maw ha ha
Would Danny be invited to Wayne galas? If so, imagine a rogue trying to crash it and hold everyone hostage before Danny says No and freaking BEATS THE CRAP OUT OF THEM LIKE IT’S NORMAL.
How many Batkids do you think would swoon?
No because imagine that.
Rogue of the week comes in. Danny is like “absolutely not these are my people”. And there’s been no use of ghost powers in this so does he even need to use them? Does he use them slightly? Does he go full eldritch and then gaslight everyone by saying it never happened? I feel like it varies from rogue to rogue.
Riddler: He comes in spouting his particular brand of Bullshit and Danny just. Sighs. He wanted a drama free gala damn it! And then walks over, taps him on the shoulder, and decks him. The beatdown is swift (he may be using a bit of ghostly powers) but sprinkled with one-liners. The media cannot tell if they are seething enemies or best friends at the end of it. I fear the amount of puns I can come up with for this one place it solidly in Death Defying.
Scarecrow: This one comes in, sprays fear gas everywhere, and it has the effect of your choice. Amped up Danny bc he basically just took a stimulant? Danny who says “hmmm, tasty” and then decks scarecrow? ADHD Danny that takes it like caffeine and all of a sudden is 20x more productive? Amped up Danny can hide ghost powers easier bc “it was adrenaline!”. ADHD Danny has the second most potential with comedy bc he walks up to scarecrow after and says “where can I get some of that?” The media thinks Danny’s gonna be the next rogue, while Danny just wants something that tames his rampant ADHD so he can in fact actually work. But Danny who says “mmm tasty”? That bitch is insane. Flicks his tongue out to the gas, hums appreciatively, and then goes to find who is scaring his boss. Scarecrow tries to shove a gas mask full of it onto Danny’s head. He just laughs and uses his nails to stab the man. And then leaves the helmet on. This lends itself to Dead Tired so I just see Tim coming over and being like “hey are you ok?” And watching Danny trying to eat the fear gas. His eyes are green, not blue. He has fangs. Why did no one notice the fangs. Cue Time freaking out, the media having a blast, Bruce wondering how the fuck Danny did that, and Danny basically eating rock candy.
Joker: Oh this bitch gets mauled on sight. Not decked. Not kicked. No fun quips. Danny fucking hates clowns. Danny has made this well known. Danny doesn’t go to the circus, nor the town faire if there will be clowns. He does not like Halloween if there will be clowns. He likes Gotham, tho, bc everyone knows not to dress as a stupid clown. Except, of course, the one bitch who will not be walking straight tomorrow. Danny clocked him coming into HIS bosses gala on the night HE is here to PROTECT his BOSS and this two bit circus clown wants to FIGHT? Oh, he’ll give him a fight. Danny launches over to him, half flying, already clawing down his face. The guests look over to see the bitchiest, most cunt serving secretary absolutely shredding the Joker. No one knows how to react. By the time someone pulls Danny off, the Joker is in ribbons. I can see some sort of “That was for a lot of people, and that was for me to feel better.” Line. Gotham is not used to a sentence without puns or oneliners. Danny doesn’t see a problem. Lends itself to Dead on Main for ghost courting, Dead Silent kinda? For liminal stuff, and the one where he’s with Damian (can’t remember the name) because “Father, he understands! We can tell him about us!”
Apologies if this is inaccurate I just love it when Danny gets to be protective, feral, and serve absolute cunt in the process. Also the ships are based on what age you put Danny and the rest at, I’m pretty sure Dick has been 23 for a while and Timmy is stuck at 17 for now so
Goddamnit now I wanna write a fic
danny would have pretty privilege if he didn't ping people's instincts that something is very wrong here. very u̷ n̸ c̴ a̵ n̸ n̶ y̴.
Even before he died half way that boy was never quite right.
danny getting supremely pissed and his movement distorting, he still comes through in full HD (somehow clearer than HD, did you just put on glasses, the refraction of light and ectoplasm somehow crisping his image like a filter and leaving him realer-clarity-diamond-sharp-and-just-as-impenetrable than anything around him) but he moves as if in a trail of afterimages, fluttering behind himself, out of time, presence almost hiccuping as he smiles and chuckles like fingernails scratching slowly down the granite marker of an old grave send post
.....I recognize u
wavewave halloooo <3 That's flattering haha
After lots of hours I've finally completed my DP illustration! I'm glad I got to include a lot of my favorite ghosts!
Close-ups!
Prints will be made soon!
uploads a picture
immediately notices 5 trillion mistakes
rushes to fix and reupload
5 quadrillion more
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gdi :( it never fails
bgless version
Get in the very strange machine, Danny.
Danny: Holy crap B did you see that?! My ice totally made that goon do a flip! Danny: > > ! Danny: >:[ Batman: (Says nothing, emotes nothing, but thinks this strange ghost son is adorable)
Meme by Min_tramcam on twitter x.com/ Min_tramcam/status/2040276028707537008
A desperate hug.
(Based on the Birdritch fic.)
Danny: 3 medium pizzas and a liter of-
Duke, breathless: Oh wow, you're glowing.
Danny: *blushes bright red and ducks his head*
Tim: Wow~
Steph: *wolf whistles*
Jason: Who knew day-job was so bold!
Duke, blushing: No! I didn't mean- I mean you are very p-pretty! But-But I meant! I meant-
Danny: *slowly getting redder and redder*
Damian, sighing: *walks past Duke, grabs their order, shoves a very generous tip into Danny's hand, and shuts the door before Duke can embarass himself further* That was disgusting to watch.
Rest of the BatSibs: *laughing histerically*
I love the descriptions in Jason and Danny's first meeting in Like Betta Fish Do by @clockwayswrites /PaperPuffin. It feels kind of film noir somehow. 🥰
(Used an image of The New York Botanical Garden. xux)
i found a danno pin at my local collectible store…
anime my otl
He thinks hes so cool getting drenched in the rain and he is and I hate him 😤
Did have a lot of fun doing this piece tho! ///>v</// Its so fun to draw him so ethereal looking
