Jim Bing 130 proof Whickey @chiroteuthis-veranii - Tumblr Blog

finally, someone's asking the real questions

TROUT 🆙

who mised me :)

emails on point tonight. keep em comin ladies

Yay ❤️ Pale horse reveals omen

his wife has filled his house with chintz

If I’m ever talking to someone and say the word “house” in conversation, it needs to be noted I’m actually saying the word House.

i threw a joint in the library return slot

i actually know what the deal is with airplane food i just dont feel like telling you

i accidentally put the vacuum up against a cut i had and it sucked all my blood out in ten seconds and now im like a raisin man

wearing my “i reflexively pee my pants in large crowds” hat to the bar tonight

Give him bandaid and then leave him alone

this thing and i are singing a duet of “i am a girl like you” from barbie princess and the pauper

tshirt that says "i ❤️ my brainstem"

Does anyone wanan play ants with me?

OK can i be the crumb

FUCK no your the wet soil pile

i know you said not to but i wore your name out. im super sorry dude but its got holes and shit in it now

this app works incredibly well and has a very high framerate please let me go . above 2 FPS please im begking

Jim Bing 130 proof Whickey