This is my blog, and I choose the bullshit

Hello there, welcome to my land. My name's Chase. 21. i may or may not be dead at any given point. blog mainly runs on a queue rn lol. art under #beast art

[ilonano]

(knows nothing about a subject) I Should Start An Ambitious Project

[videogame-fake-brands]

Doggies Magazine - Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines (2004)

[thegenderal]

How we need 2 be acting as a society

[longseasons]

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

[miamaimania]

“Untitled” from Fata Morgana series (2016) ⌇ Rafael M. Milani aka Strange Old Things

[swarnpert]

they are starving the children of boston right now

[beargirl2]

[bgm05]

Can you say something about fat people that doesn’t involve the phrase “tummy squish” or any variants thereof. Quickly

[valkyrjuk]

I know a couple fat guys and they're good electricians

[bgm05]

[kegelgod-deactivated20160519]

How to spoon:

Dick hard on the butt

Titty in my hand

Kiss ya neck

Hell yeah

[toohot-tohoot]

What

[kegelgod-deactivated20160519]

HOW TO SPOON

DICK HARD ON THE BUTT

TITTY IN MY HAND

KISS YA NECK

H E L L Y E A H

[aboutoriginality]

[segamascott]

[karvina]

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

[karvina]

not really sure how to get her out though

[karvina]

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[salvadorbonaparte]

my mum just answered a spam phone call with "catholic horse cemetery how can I help you"

[thomasmomwell]

[c3po]

[brucemanimean-batwayne]

every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway